Tyler

I support Woke 2.0, but if it doesn't come with the complete end of capitalism, you're just putting a band-aid on a gangrened stump

Rent freeze

Shinichiro Watanabe in the Criterion Closet holding a copy of Branded to Kill, saying, "A well-made film doesn't always mean it's something you'll remember."

Shinichiro Watanabe gets it

Photograph of the massive entrance area to the Bayside NY location of Kyuramen. There is an officially licensed standee of SD Ultraman drawn wearing a Kyuramen apron. He is about the size of a toddler and standing in the middle distance.

mom i frew up

Of course the man has impeccable taste

BOOB QUEST

YouTube video by CRITERION Shinichiro Watanabe’s Closet Picks

Shinichrio Watanabe (director of Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo) is on Criterion Closet.

youtu.be/kwoCtvdYYSo?...

That's legitimately insane to believe

Booblin...

(SLV_SOUNDSS VOICE) Brother, hold on. Hold on. Hold. Hold on. Brother, hold on. WHAT THE HHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL!!!

I found a meme that depicts this problem

Soundwave is the most responsible and dependable Decepticon because he's the only one that has kids.

...how much of Donald Trump's whole thing was inspired by him watching De Niro as Al Capone in this movie 40 years ago? Because I haven't watched this in a decade and watching this opening bit was like a slow roll of horrific realization.

i guess if you just pretend international law doesn’t exist then you can’t be labeled a rogue state

why they caked up like that???

O h

"I'm gonna shoot that Gloom"

The Five Elders, in all their horrific bigoted glory.

"One Piece doesn't have a political message! Stop trying to force woke into it!!"

If you believe there's nothing being said when Oda has bunch of old + secretive men dictating the course of society to keep the staus quo?

You're a big, disconnected, low IQ, illiterate fucking ding dong.

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

Key art for a game called Pickmon. It features Charizard with feathers, lucario, meganium, and pikachu by way of pawmo. An embarrassing display

New Pokemon knockoff announced, Lmao okay sure guys just do whatever you want who cares artistic integrity is nothing now

One of the best westerns ever.

"Doc, you oughta be in bed. Why are you out here doin' this?"

"Wyatt Earp is my friend."

"Well, hell. I got lots of friends."

"...I don't."

THAT'S FUCKIN WRITING, BABY.

Powers Boothe with the shit eating grin of all time

I am not sure there will ever be a better villainous line read than Powers Boothe responding to a grief-stricken Wyatt saying their blood feud is over as he leaves town with.

"Well...bye."

It ain't a proper Western if your protagonists aren't Creating Problems in some form

"Oh my God" when he realizes what's about to happen

I think Johnny Ringo might actually be Michael Biehn's best performance. Dude is fuckin terrifying and fascinating in equal measure.

Great fuckin western

This movie is kind of a mess, the pacing is all over the place, characters are introduced and discarded at a rapid clip, there are like 4 montages of the same shit

And it DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE IT IS FUCKIN TOMBSTONE. THE DIALOGUE. THE CAST. THE PERFORMANCES. NOTHING ELSE LIKE IT.

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