FloorFood

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My new music video, 'Gum', is out now! The single will be available on the 19th, and you can Presave and watch with the link below.

An Incredibly close up, poorly warper image of Sephiroth's polygonal model from Final Fantasy 7. Above his head his name is horrifically misspelled.

A Screenshot of Sephiroth's polygonal modal from Final Fantasy 7 mid cackle with a static image of Nibelheim from Final Fantasy 7 behind. Text on the image refers to Sephiroth as a 'sane and well adjusted individual'

A Screenshot of FloorFood, wide-eyed, next to Sephiroth's concept art. Text beneath the image refers to Sephiroth as 'a goth'

A Screenshot of FloorFood gesticulating to an imaginary audience. A list of ADHD Innatentive systems is faded in over the image.

It's another very screenshottable Tiktok I fear:

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For if you've ever wanted to play Tennis in Magic

Unlike most, I think I would do well with fame and power. The key is wanting it really really badly

FloorFood staring at two Magic the Gathering Cards - Brain Maggot and Leonin Relic Warder - with the words 'Taking Hostages' above the two cards. He looks deranged.

FloorFood talking below a cropped picture of Napoleon Bonaparte overthrowing Parliament. Text below the picture asks 'Does this make me look weirdly into the Napoleonic Wars? Is This a Red Flag?'

Started making Magic Tiktoks again and they're very screenshottable I fear

www.tiktok.com/@flooorfoood...

FloorFood's Habitica profile and task page. He is a level 17 Rogue wielding a lute, riding a large flying pig and travelling with a golden lion as a companion. His top task is to 'Instigate a social gathering'.

Anyone else here use Habitica? I like to keep mine nice and challenging

Ruth roh he's making Magic Tiktoks again

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SIMPLY HAVING A

It slaps and I shall not pretend it doesn't

I've got a lot but if I had to pick 5:

- Strange Trails, Lord Huron
- Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys, MCR
- The Human Condition, Jon Bellion
- American Idiot, Green Day
- Quebec, Ween

The average Magic player eats up to 4 Command Towers in their sleep every year

An in-situ screenshot of a Google search in which I ask the search engine What the Hell Yacht Rock is.

"Giddy up jinglehorse?" There's no such animal.

One Piece is crazy good this time week

FUCKING HELL

First thing I am doing again with internet access is of course reading One Piece and I think this is going to hurt

I am out of boat WiFi prison hello

I have never watched this film before in my life you have been Mandela affected

WHITE INK, by FloorFood 3 track album

My first EP is £1! (Disclaimer it is always £1)

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I've always maintained that having fun in commander is more about being scary than its about winning games - which also means letting opponents know when they should be scared

You know what’s upsetting about our terrible, terrible world? Never any treasure in caves. Nope: just crushing death & asphyxiation. Maybe a skull but that’s set dressing really

The ADHD Experience - Commander (Xyris, the Writhing Storm) Do you like drawing cards? Do you like alternate win cons? Do you finish other people’s sentences? Read on! tl;dr The gameplan of this deck is incredibly straightforward - we are going to make our o...

Boy oh boy do I have 3000 words for you

www.moxfield.com/decks/XcdVB2...

FloorFood's Spotify Wrapped - Top Artists are Vulfpeck, Hozier, Ween, My Chemical Romance and Worthikids and the tops songs are Transdermal Celebration by Ween, Francesca by Hozier, What Did You Mean By Love by Vulfpeck, All that's left of Me is You by Vulfpeck and Fake Out by Fallout Boy

If anyone is wondering what future FloorFood music might sound like look no further

Somehow watched the Muppets Christmas Carol for first time today and it might be the best rendition of the Ghost of Christmas to come I've seen? The scene of Scrooge walking towards his grave hits way harder than the adaptations that over egg the spookiness of the horror

Lmao why is it my civil duty to keep using a social media that barely works

scott summers in his 70's costume, shooting off an optic blast. it graphically overlays its path in magenta, with yellow and white texture cut into the piece.

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YouTube video by MenAtWorkVEVO Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? (Video Version)

This one rips

This is the last thing Wanze saw before Sanji pulled the kitchen knives on him

200 followers!?!?!!
Might have to be funny soon

Six Drop Saturday baybee