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Lynn Bixenspan

@lynnbixenspan.bsky.social

Comedian, writer, singer. I once died on Celebrity Ghost Stories. Horror and game liker. No cavities!

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The concept of a Good Guy With a Gun presupposes the existence of a 100% Good Guy

22.02.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Abolish and prosecute these fiends

17.02.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œWuthering Heights, one of the greatest love novels because it ends in fallure and revolt-I mean in death without hope. The main character is the devil. Such a love can be maintained only through the ultimate fallure that is death. It can continue only in hell.”

β€œWuthering Heights, one of the greatest love novels because it ends in fallure and revolt-I mean in death without hope. The main character is the devil. Such a love can be maintained only through the ultimate fallure that is death. It can continue only in hell.”

Valentine’s Day got you down?

You can have a little #SaturdayWithCamus as a treat!

14.02.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm excited though

05.02.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:

30.01.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5587    πŸ” 2958    πŸ’¬ 281    πŸ“Œ 491

Wow this blew u

29.01.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

U ever wish u could take your head off and throw it at people?

28.01.2026 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

22.01.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 15485    πŸ” 5778    πŸ’¬ 141    πŸ“Œ 1554

post the link for liam’s gfm verified by @jchavezmpls.bsky.social instead of something that will get you in trouble gofund.me/f13551c1e

22.01.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
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Relationsh*t! Hosted by Lynn Bixenspan and Morgan Pielli, Relationshit features a mix of stories about all kinds of relationships and good old-fashioned new-fangled advice from REAL-LIFE THERAPISTS ONSTAGE.Β Featuri...

Hey my storytelling and live onstage therapy show Relationshit is Saturday the 24th at 5pm at QED in Astoria!

Featuring:
Carolyn Castiglia
Wilson McDermut
John Minus
Bailey Swilley

Hosted by me and Morgan Pielli
Tix are $12 in advance! Get them before you don't want to leave your house!

17.01.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Trump-Vance administration just used your taxes to pay for an ICE agent to do this to a 21-year-old kid, who was only protesting because another ICE agent killed a mother of three, who was only there because ICE agents are kidnapping your neighbors

15.01.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8273    πŸ” 2919    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 147

What if he invades Minnesota

15.01.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6068    πŸ” 1183    πŸ’¬ 129    πŸ“Œ 27
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The Scream franchise turns 30 this year, and the killer legacy comes full circle in SCREAM 7.

Watch an EXCLUSIVE new TV spot now!

#Scream7 slashes into theaters February 27.

13.01.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 19
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Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw' A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach fo...

Someone inside DHS leaked the names of 4,500 ICE and CBP officers to a nonprofit that tracks ICE. About 80 percent of those name are active.

www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...

13.01.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6504    πŸ” 2260    πŸ’¬ 235    πŸ“Œ 252
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They Couldn’t Access Mental Health Care When They Needed It. Now They’re Suing Their Insurer. A new lawsuit alleges that an insurer’s ghost network hindered New York City employees from accessing the mental health care they sought β€” and harmed the reputation of psychiatrists wrongly listed as ...

A lawsuit filed by a group of New York City employees against their health insurer cites ProPublica's reporting on ghost networks, where health plans list providers who supposedly accept that insurance but who are not actually available to patients.

By @maxblau.bsky.social

11.01.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 355    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

πŸ•―οΈMy cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling β€œyabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated womenπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’”

12.01.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7490    πŸ” 1102    πŸ’¬ 124    πŸ“Œ 22

This is very relatable and I don't like labeling myself either

10.01.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, must pet

10.01.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Masked federal agents removing crates of belongings from the ICE shooter's home

Masked federal agents removing crates of belongings from the ICE shooter's home

It should be bigger news that masked agents were filmed hours ago removing potentially inculpatory evidence from the ICE shooter's house, clearly lacking evidence tags or chain of custody stickers.

Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing

09.01.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 17789    πŸ” 8455    πŸ’¬ 537    πŸ“Œ 511

Ok

09.01.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes it's nice to go back to exes for....

some of that Old Bae Seasoning

09.01.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm calling to demand the immediate dismantling of ICE for the murder of a woman in Minneapolis today and the impeachment of the President for his support of that murder" is the easiest call to my senators and representative I've ever made

07.01.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3348    πŸ” 881    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 35

No longer getting upset about A Weird Guy in 2026

06.01.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's exactly what I was trying to prevent! I waited until I saw at least 5

06.01.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder: don't EVER get to a meeting early. You might have to talk to people

06.01.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Beginning a flirty text: "Sorry for bothering you"

02.01.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

Men will go to therapy to avoid going to therapy

29.12.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Surviving CECOT (full documentary) | Deported to a Maximum-Security Prison | FRONTLINE + ProPublica
YouTube video by FRONTLINE PBS | Official Surviving CECOT (full documentary) | Deported to a Maximum-Security Prison | FRONTLINE + ProPublica

i guess we should just all share the PBS FRONTLINE & PROPUBLICA documentary on CECOT

youtu.be/Lku5h9xjrqc

21.12.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 682    πŸ” 515    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 51

it’s so funny how my (well-meaning!!) gentile friends are like β€œmay the menorah candles illuminate our world in this dark time” and jews are like β€œcool, latkes”

15.12.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

My bio mom is in the hospital right now for a COPD flare up and one of my spicy medical takes is that we have a lot research about how sleep deprivation is horrible for health and recovery but somehow this is totally ignored in clinical situations and waking you up every two hours is fine

19.12.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2811    πŸ” 207    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 38