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"If being a twat was a TV show, trump would be the boxed set." -Nate White

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"Vampire Fish For Two!", by Doctor Gasp and the Eeks 9 track album

A bunch of emails in my inbox tell me today is "Bandcamp Day", which means if you purchase music on the site today, the artist gets 100% of the money

Got a favorite artist?

Go show 'em some love

doctorgasp.bandcamp.com/album/vampir...

06.03.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dubai influencers warned they face prison for posting about Iran war Dubai influencers have been warned they could face jail for posting about the Iran conflict after missile debris struck parts of the city

Influencers in Dubai warned they face prison for posting material about the conflict with Iran

www.standard.co.uk/news/world/d...

06.03.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fifty years after New Zealand stopped whaling, humpback population showing signs of recovery Breeding is getting more competitive, suggesting the population is growing, a new study shows.

This is a marvelous change not only for the Humpback whale πŸ‹ population but for all of us. We need to keep our gentle giants from going extinct.
Fifty years after New Zealand stopped whaling, humpback population showing signs of recovery | RNZ News share.google/X1HB3JFgaePK...

05.03.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9102    πŸ” 1846    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 110
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Cricket’s revenge.

05.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 14126    πŸ” 2805    πŸ’¬ 560    πŸ“Œ 159
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Carney’s deputy minister shuffle raises national security questions Mark Carney’s deputy minister shuffle eliminated the national security adviser role, raising concerns among experts.

Worth reading for Ottawa policy wonks. Odd times for two direct-report advisors to the PM (for natsec/intelligence and foreign affairs) to be eliminated.

06.03.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY
WASHINGTON, D.C.
OFFICE OF FOREIGN ASSETS CONTROL
Russian Harmful Foreign Activities Sanctions Regulations, 31 CFR part 587;
Ukraine-/Russia-Related Sanctions Regulations, 31 CFR part 589;
Iranian Transactions and Sanctions Regulations, 31 CFR part 560;
Weapons of Mass Destruction Proliferators Sanctions Regulations, 31 CFR part 544;
Iranian Financial Sanctions Regulations, 31 CFR part 561;
Iranian Sector and Human Rights Abuses Sanctions Regulations, 31 CFR part 562;
Global Terrorism Sanctions Regulations, 31 CFR part 594;
Executive Order 13876 of June 24, 2019
(β€œImposing Sanctions With Respect to Iran”);
Executive Order 13902 of January 10, 2020
(β€œImposing Sanctions With Respect to Additional Sectors of Iran”);
Executive Order 13949 of September 21, 2020
(β€œBlocking Property of Certain Persons with Respect to the
Conventional Arms Activities of Iran”)
GENERAL LICENSE 133
Authorizing the Delivery and Sale of Crude Oil and Petroleum Products of Russian
Federation Origin Loaded on Vessels as of March 5, 2026 to India
(a) Except as provided in paragraph (b) of this general license, all transactions prohibited
by the above-listed authorities that are ordinarily incident and necessary to the sale, delivery, or
offloading of crude oil or petroleum products of Russian Federation origin loaded on any vessel,
including vessels blocked under the above listed authorities, on or before 12:01 a.m. eastern
standard time, March 5, 2026 are authorized through 12:01 a.m. eastern daylight time,
April 4, 2026, provided that:
(1) The delivery or offloading of such crude oil or petroleum products occurs at a port in
the Republic of India; and
(2) The purchaser of such crude oil or petroleum products is an entity organized under the
laws of the Republic of India.

DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY WASHINGTON, D.C. OFFICE OF FOREIGN ASSETS CONTROL Russian Harmful Foreign Activities Sanctions Regulations, 31 CFR part 587; Ukraine-/Russia-Related Sanctions Regulations, 31 CFR part 589; Iranian Transactions and Sanctions Regulations, 31 CFR part 560; Weapons of Mass Destruction Proliferators Sanctions Regulations, 31 CFR part 544; Iranian Financial Sanctions Regulations, 31 CFR part 561; Iranian Sector and Human Rights Abuses Sanctions Regulations, 31 CFR part 562; Global Terrorism Sanctions Regulations, 31 CFR part 594; Executive Order 13876 of June 24, 2019 (β€œImposing Sanctions With Respect to Iran”); Executive Order 13902 of January 10, 2020 (β€œImposing Sanctions With Respect to Additional Sectors of Iran”); Executive Order 13949 of September 21, 2020 (β€œBlocking Property of Certain Persons with Respect to the Conventional Arms Activities of Iran”) GENERAL LICENSE 133 Authorizing the Delivery and Sale of Crude Oil and Petroleum Products of Russian Federation Origin Loaded on Vessels as of March 5, 2026 to India (a) Except as provided in paragraph (b) of this general license, all transactions prohibited by the above-listed authorities that are ordinarily incident and necessary to the sale, delivery, or offloading of crude oil or petroleum products of Russian Federation origin loaded on any vessel, including vessels blocked under the above listed authorities, on or before 12:01 a.m. eastern standard time, March 5, 2026 are authorized through 12:01 a.m. eastern daylight time, April 4, 2026, provided that: (1) The delivery or offloading of such crude oil or petroleum products occurs at a port in the Republic of India; and (2) The purchaser of such crude oil or petroleum products is an entity organized under the laws of the Republic of India.

#IranWar Situation Report:

#trump messed this up so badly that he needs #Ukraine to help manage all the drone strikes after attacking #Iran ...and now he has to let #India buy oil from #Russia ...who will use that money to buy more weapons to use on Ukraine

So...all according to plan?

06.03.2026 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If there really is such a thing as karma, #trump will be one of those to whom we offer our most heartfelt thoughts and prayers

06.03.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The fuck kind of answer is this

06.03.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 12308    πŸ” 4157    πŸ’¬ 1783    πŸ“Œ 615
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We have Hoopla, Kanopy and Estante Infinito; Kanopy also has the Great Courses series, which are excellent 6 to 96 lecture series presentations

The 96 lecture series was on astrophysics and was taught by Alex Filippenko, who discovers supernovas for a living

Here's a sample of those

06.03.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really sat thru my subscriptions again and realized I really don’t need audible when I have Libby and can cancel all my streaming and just keep YouTube premium. I also decided Amazon prime also needs to go. I’m keeping it simple going forward.

04.03.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 349    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1
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Our library has tons of streaming options these days and yours might, too

The image below is from the King County (WA) Library website; Kanopy, Hoopla and Estante Infinito are available, as well as other music and movies/TV

If you find things you like...it's free!

06.03.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
3 panel illustration of a person who opens a book that says how to make money, and inside it says work so they start crying

3 panel illustration of a person who opens a book that says how to make money, and inside it says work so they start crying

me

05.03.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6061    πŸ” 676    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
MAGA UNDER FIRE After SHOCKING RACIST Texts Are LEAKED
YouTube video by Katie Phang MAGA UNDER FIRE After SHOCKING RACIST Texts Are LEAKED

Young Republicans repeatedly getting busted for group chats filled with violent racism, anti-Semitism, & misogyny. The latest involves the Miami GOP Sec. & the Pres. of Turning Point USA FIU.

I’ve got the horrid details & thoughts on why the GOP’s future is in the gutter.

youtu.be/3_JK6Mr8Gg0?...

06.03.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1291    πŸ” 533    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 14
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When this is your leader...what do you expect?

06.03.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The reason we have β€œstupid rules of engagement” is to make sure we don’t bomb elementary schools.

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Inspectors General must be independent & nonpartisan. Reports say DOL IG Anthony D’Esposito plans to run for Congress. I asked if he’s running or doing campaign activity while serving as IG. He refused to answer. That is concerning given reports he put his mistress and fiancee’s daughter on payroll.

05.03.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2120    πŸ” 896    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 32
Milan 2026 Concludes With Live Fire Exercise in Bay of Bengal Joined by Russian Warship | ALERT News
YouTube video by ALERT News Milan 2026 Concludes With Live Fire Exercise in Bay of Bengal Joined by Russian Warship | ALERT News

Bit more context: the ships in that exercise were, in fact, armed

Here's footage from one of the live fire drills

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xotu...

More here (At 3:30)

www.facebook.com/SANationalDe...

Doesn't justify the war at all, but the "unarmed" thing is provably inaccurate

06.03.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The gentleman is misinformed:

Video footage of a Russian ship at the MILAN exercise during a live fire drill

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xotu...

SANDF ship doing a live fire drill (at 3:30)

www.facebook.com/SANationalDe...

They had ammunition

Doesn't justify the war at all, but facts are a thing

06.03.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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18K views Β· 324 reactions | WATCH || Episode 9 || Present Day-Exercise MILAN Sea Phase || 21 - 25 February 2026 Footage by SA Navy #SANDF #SANavy #ToBeUnchallengedAtSea #ToWinAtSea #India | SA ... WATCH || Episode 9 || Present Day-Exercise MILAN Sea Phase || 21 - 25 February 2026 Footage by SA Navy #SANDF #SANavy #ToBeUnchallengedAtSea #ToWinAtSea #India

Whoever told this guy that the ships weren't allowed to carry ammo was absolutely wrong

Here's video of the South African ship that was in the exercise during a live fire drill (shooting starts at about 3:30)

www.facebook.com/SANationalDe...

More live fire footage

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xotu...

06.03.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know anything about India-Middle East relations beyond the most cursory stuff.

The authority on this topic is
@nicoblar.bsky.social . For Iranian foreign policy in general, I follow
@nicolegrajewski.bsky.social .

If you know an expert who is here, please post in the responses.

Thanks,

05.03.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thou Shalt Not Assault Marines While Sending Them To War U.S. Senator Sheehy Is going to Hell.

share.google/xOnrAReETl0R...

05.03.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 8424    πŸ” 2268    πŸ’¬ 354    πŸ“Œ 141

#ETTD

05.03.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fox News taken aback by 'rattled' Kristi Noem's remarks after ouster: 'That was weird' Fox News host John Roberts described Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem as "rattled" moments after President Donald Trump fired her.Roberts' network broadcast remarks by Noem as news broke that s...

Fox News taken aback by 'rattled' Kristi Noem's remarks after ouster: 'That was weird'

www.rawstory.com/kristi-noem-...

05.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie"

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Well would you look at that

05.03.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 27680    πŸ” 7867    πŸ’¬ 825    πŸ“Œ 337
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A piece of enriched uranium has been named the new Ayatollah of Iran.

05.03.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 805    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 10
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Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

05.03.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 21486    πŸ” 4751    πŸ’¬ 723    πŸ“Œ 388
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Himes: "Already you see the White House in an absolute panic over gas prices, coming up with wild ideas ... they understand that this terrible decision they have taken is going to end this presidency. We're gonna have a lame duck president for 3 years with 20 to 30% approval."

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I am now in my 55th year of being an imminent millionaire.

04.03.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 17730    πŸ” 2584    πŸ’¬ 1092    πŸ“Œ 275

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone.

But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

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