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A cartoon picturing an Iranian submarine crew off the coast of Florida. A crew member says: “Where do I aim, Sir? The Captain replies: “He’s in the rough on 15...and we know he cheats. We’ll wait until he kicks the ball onto the fairway. Range: 1800 meters.” Below is a banner that reads: “Are we supposed to yell ‘Fore’ first, Sir?”.

So if the US and Israel burn their missile stocks, as does Iran, and DPRK supplies Iran...that makes it tougher for DPRK to supply Russia...which leaves China as the owner of the most missiles, ammo, and ships

Wait until trump figures this out

Now Things get interesting with #IranWar: #NorthKorea enters the Chat.
What now, Orange Napoleon?

An image of a US Marine playing taps at Arlington National Cemetery. Superimposed over the image are the words "Losers...Suckers", as attributed to "donald j trump, Proud American".

At least #trump 's the kind of guy who will show those we lost the respect they deserve

Yes, and not just Americans are being sacrificed.
Stop this illegal, immoral #IranWar
#TrumpEpsteinFiles

#IraqWar 🧵

Iran regime change a fantasy without US boots on the ground   #Block2 #IranCrackdown #IranRegimeChange #IranRevolutionaryGuards #IranWar #IraqWar #MiddleEast #Netanyahu #Trump #USIsrael2026Iranwar

Penny Wong should be censured for plagiarising John Howard's #IraqWar justification notes in her remarks justifying the #IranWar. She did a copy-and-paste, changed q to n, and then repeated the talking points on every news program. Pathetic. 😠 #auspol

A message from the Commander-In-Chief

#trump
#IraqWar

AOC: We already have multiple American service members who are dead for an illegal action that the president has pursued with no plan out. They don’t know why they got into this war. They’re talking about a hundred different reasons, and they don’t know how they’re getting out.

A couple things…

The “conflict“ in Iran *IS* a war.
It is a war of choice.
It is warfare without conscious.
It was unprovoked.

And I’m sick and tired of people suggesting & implying the only tragedies herein are that US Service Members have died. The people of Iran are innocents in this conflict!

Couldn't agree more

AOC: He impulsively went in on Venezuela. He impulsively went in on Iran. It led to increased global instability and every time he’s done that, it has been consistent with a spike in what is happening with the Epstein files. I think that he feels existentially tied to it.

Texas lawmaker admits he had affair with aide who died by suicide Tony Gonzales claims God has forgiven him for affair with Regina Ann Santos-Aviles, who set herself on fire

"Yeah, I had an affair with her, and then she literally set herself on fire, presumably because of the trauma of it all, but I'm taking full responsibility for that by accepting God's forgiveness, which he personally gave to me...so we're all good, right?"

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I haven’t forgotten the Epstein Files and the reality the current usurper in the White House raped children and laundered money, resulting in being blackmailed by multiple foreign governments to do their bidding.

I hope you don’t forget it, either.

Kelly: "You could pick a random group of people off the street tonight here in DC and they could probably do a better job than our government is doing right now. They don't have a goal, there's no strategic plan. And what this is likely to lead to is, again, a long war with a lot of dead Americans."

Release the Epstein Files

Just waiting for #trump to finally have "the big one"

Anyone find it interesting that not so many weeks ago, President Orange Shits Himself was implying that NATO Allies that supported the US in Afghanistan “weren’t on the front lines” is now crying that we aren’t running to his aid in yet another US illegitimate war? 🤔 Anyone?

He congratulates #trump for a peace plan that didn't bring peace...and today he voted to allow the war against #Iran to continue

I bet even his bathroom mirror looks at him and says: "Dude...you suck. In every possible way."

Sun Tsu would tell you that the victorious leader never gets into a war until the victory is already achieved

A failed leader starts the war, then tries to figure out how to win

In case the Oval Office occupant never took an American history class or saw any well made war movie in the last 50 years…

Dropping bombs and putting boots on the ground without a clear exit strategy always leads to catastrophe and chaos.

Trump announces 'major combat operations' in Iran Israel and the U.S. have launched strikes against Iran, with explosions reported in Tehran and air raid sirens sounding across Israel.

www.npr.org/2026/02/28/n...

If I'm Russia, I'm thrilled with this move. It takes whatever US attention was left on Ukraine away and puts in on Iran, so they operate with virtually no resistance from us.

It also removes all credibility from America to lecture them about foreign intervention.

YouTube video by MS NOW Blowback ERUPTS: ‘Warmonger Trump’ sparks MAGA REVOLT over Iran war

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUxL...

Remember all those times I said give MAGA a permission structure to come back to sanity if and when circumstances allow it?

I think we're there.

(Not the same as trusting them. But giving the electoral math a chance to shift.)

US troops were told war on Iran was ‘all part of God’s divine plan’, watchdog alleges Religious freedom group says 200 troops sent complaints of superiors using extremist Christian rhetoric to justify war

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

1. The technology the military uses flies in the face of how scripture says the world works.

2. Indoctrination into Christian nationalism when troops already isolated from the world is cult like behavior.

3. Separation of church and state, bitches.

YouTube video by Quincy Jones - Topic Moody's Mood For Love (I'm In The Mood For Love)

Alright… ‘fore I go, I always nudge the faders back in place. Not perfect. Just close enough. They’ll drift again tomorrow. That’s fine.

Some repairs don’t hold forever. They just hold for now.

That’s enough.

I’ll let this last one play itself out.

We need to pass a House rule or law that requires them to work a certain number of days to get paid. Since Mike Johnson took over these people hardly ever work. When they finally come back after weeks off they work 2 days and he sends them home for 2 more weeks. It’s ridiculous.

My emotional support animal is just a rotisserie chicken.

Jeffries: "Article 1 of the Constitution provides Congress with the sole authority to declare war. Framers made that decision b/c they were concerned about kings plunging their people into unnecessary wars to pillage resources of others for the benefit of a tyrant and his family. Sound familiar?"

NZ has 'healthy stock levels' of fuel - MBIE Iran has said the Strait of Hormuz, through which about 20 million barrels of the world's traded oil moves each day, is closed.

We have just 3 weeks supply of Diesel before our country grinds to a halt

Know what we dont have a limited supply of? Wind and Solar.

#nzpol

www.rnz.co.nz/news/top/588...