Sir Nesta Joseph

Texans can’t stop the run..ravens 23 Texans 9 now get to Beyoncé

Is it me or did Christmas come out of fucking nowhere

Idk maybe I’m weird…but unless you own the company I work for I’m not calling anybody my boss

I know rii...remembered wen I didn't do dat...dey played me dirty

If you a gamer…you should always connect via an Ethernet cable…man I can’t believe I ever stopped! I got back on call of duty today on good internet and don’t get me wrong I was still cheeks…but I wasn’t Ass, you feel me?

I understand that it’s HEAVILY marketed as a kid’s IP…but, I really do think they could do with more mature (non-violent/gore) plots & gameplay while still being appropriate for the younger audience.

Sweetheart you don’t need a boyfriend, you need a weighted blanket

I just seen the most beautiful dark skin thick as hell women with long locs! And she doesn’t even understand how much she just ruined my day…cuz I know I’ll never see her again..😭😭

Please don’t make me feel any more ashamed than I already am for lusting after a white woman 😭

I’m so sorry yall but Sydney Sweeney is good milk…I’m very sorry

Work be hell when you have a vacation coming up

Funny women are undefeated! Keekeekee me right out of my draws

I feel like I’ve already said this but Twerking is an art form…Picasso could have done no better

Stats like this make me think that coaches don’t pay attention to stats…replace 3’s with mid range shots and layups and you will score more points..it’s simple math…cuz these niggas shot takers not shot makers

I have in my life wanted to try white girls…I am sorry…I’m just curious lol

Good morning you beautiful ass niggas

But black dynamite, I sell drugs in the community!

I really be wanting to kiss….

Fed ex don’t be fed exing enough for me

And does. And I told her 🤷🏽‍♂️ lol

Maturing is realizing your mom might have bad taste in men

I know the dude who created toothpaste was fed up!

I need a senzu bean

Go into your Spotify or Apple Music and search “Jayla Darden”

I know the first nigga to ever get waves was burned at the stake!

Working retail is my villain origin story

Waffles>pancakes! These are the facts!

Chocolate women with locs make me anxious! Please stay away from me I am weak willed

Operating on 4 hours of sleep….lets get this ass whooping started

12 hour shifts should be illegal