Jacob Style - Adult Producer - Las Vegas

I'm sorry if you had to read this.

Eating vampire pussy till it warms up

What opinion are you going to be weird about when you're old? Mine is going to be that I will care a lot about personal privacy, even though younger people who who will be born into a world where privacy was never an option won't understand why it's such a big deal to me.

Sometimes I will put on a 15-20 minute deepdive on some douchebag like Jordan Peterson or PirateSoftware or whatever, and then YouTube will be like, "you liked that, didn't ya? Yeah, your guilty little pleasure, huh... want to watch 20 more people's takes? Or this 3 hour one?"

Two very compelling arguments. Sometimes it's hard to choose.

Yes, I do want to fuck the party girl.

I don't have an angel and a devil on my shoulders. I have a party girl and a lawyer.

Imagine commenting on this post to tell me to switch to Linux. And then keep those thoughts in your imagination...

Back in the DOS days, we did everything with the command line. Then Windows came out, and we did everything through the GUI. Then the GUI became slow, bloated, and infested with ads. They removed Control Panel and buried all the settings. So we went back to using the command line for everything.

Jacob Style explaining why dating apps are so shitty

Woo, decided like 3 hours ago that I wanted to make a Youtube channel and already have a video up: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TGD...

An encouraging message about how shitty dating apps are...

Already met another one of these couples just since making this post. Girl. DUMP HIM.

Sorry, I don't actually have anything to say about using bit rot for RNG. It just sounded like a typical Jacob thing to talk about.

Models:
@sydneyscreams4u.bsky.social
CeCe LaRue
@kaylapeach90.bsky.social
Lucky Starr

Sydney Screams and her voluptuous ass in black latex

CeCe LaRue in showy lingerie, ass perked up

Kayla Peach showing off her gigantic ass in a pink thong

Jacob Style fingering Lucky Starr and showing off her ass

New sexy posts daily (or mostly daily, I don't know, there's a bunch) over on @exquisitebutts.bsky.social so if you want to see more actual content instead of just random 3am posts about using floppy disk bit rot to generate random numbers or whatever, go check it out.

Someone told me I would get more views if I shaved my chest, and I cannot express how hard I am not doing that.

quantumgrade ejaculation

WHY IS THERE A DOUBLE SLIT EXPERIMENT IN THE DIAGRAM

stupid drug culture ruining the potential for 🛋️❄️ to emerge as the universal 'chilling on the couch' emoji combo

Sometimes I meet straight couples who want to get into the industry, and I see that the man is talking for the woman and making all the decisions, even though she's the one would be doing all the work, and then I don't bother helping them because that's such a huge ick.

Clip from LaLa Tada and Jacob Style - Sunset Passions

Captivating energy in every moment.

Featuring LaLa Tada and jacobstyle.bsky.social

Screenshots from Sydney Screams and Jacob Style - Skin Craving

Making a splash, every time.

Featuring sydneyscreams4u.bsky.social and jacobstyle.bsky.social

ET is the Nickelback of Atari 2600 games. It's not actually terrible, but hating it became a meme, and then people started believing the meme.

Broke: energy drink company partners with problematic video game streamer

Woke: energy drink company partners with pro athlete

Bespoke: energy drink company partners with candy company

Okay so "soon" turns out to mean "not so soon." I'm still here, still planning on populating this account with content <3

Shenanigans on set with @kaylapeach90.bsky.social

Normality was never an option <3

I need to eat something.

Hibachi spatula

Hibachi Magic Wand

These are the sorts of things you'll be going through all your old photos looking for most often, so make life easy for yourself when you're on set.

Protip: during every photo shoot, get the following:

SFW horizontal banner image (leave empty background on both sides for avatars)
SFW standing image with eye contact, for pay site profiles, press, agency photos, etc.
Face shot for avatars
Image of you with lots of empty background for text