Jacob Style - Adult Producer - Las Vegas

AI sucks for most automation because the whole point of automation is being hands-off and reducing errors, but all LLM output has to be reviewed by a human before it's used for anything, and its behavior is not consistent.

Sometimes I tell people that one of my favorite hobbies is automating workflows, and they invariably are all, "oh, like with AI?" and I'm just like "noooooooo god no"

Every game programmer you meet "used to use C# a lot but not anymore," said like someone talking about their toxic ex they had to dump, who they're lowkey still in love with.

Thinking about the time I explained the adrenochrome conspiracy theory to my mom, and she said that was just the plot to Monsters, Inc.

I told this joke to someone in real life recently, and they didn't get the part about not owning a TV, and when I tried to explain about people who don't own TVs making a point to tell everyone, they were like, "yeah, I guess that was a thing in the 90s, but nobody under 40 owns a TV anymore."

Reach playing-around-the-campfire level on the guitar takes months. Getting over the initial soreness when working out for the first time takes weeks. Your very first time cooking, you get to eat the result immediately, and it will most likely taste better than pre-made food.

Of all the skills I've learned, cooking has had the most immediate quality-of-life boost. A couple afternoons learning the basics of cooking meat, vegetables, eggs, potatoes, rice, and beans, and suddenly you are eating better food, for less money, every day, for the rest of your life.

I do fist pushups because the ground is icky, and if I have to put my open palms on the icky ground, I will never do pushups.

Your most humiliating social mistakes are failures of skill, not failures of character. They carry no more moral weight than singing off key.

Star Trek style transporter, but it's provided by SpaceX, so reassembly is done by AI that "mostly works," and also all memories that violate the content limitations in the terms of service are of course removed. Oh that craving for McDonald's? It's normal. Everybody feels like that when they exit.

You will never have faster progress than your first few days of learning a new skill, but you also will never have less patience about the speed of your progress than your first few days of learning a new skill.

Never fire a programmer whose total contributed lines of code is a negative number. Without that person, your company will be bankrupt in under a year.

"No bby ur too pretty to be depressed"

This post is Aachi and Ssipak coded and I love it

And how much more fun giving them becomes with strong hands...

Porn is a physical performance, much like dance. It's not super demanding, and you don't have to be some great athlete to create a great scene, but if you aren't exercising at all, you are limiting your performances and making your time on set less comfortable.

YES! Sex feels so much better when you're in shape <3

When you see those girls who can twerk on a dick flawlessly, understand that they are getting in a lot of practice outside of their scenes. When you see them riding for a long time without their thighs giving out, they are doing squats daily, not just waiting for shoot day and hoping for the best.

Want to take your hardcore performances to the next level? Start exercising every day. Walking, running, weights, yoga, take your pick.

Scenes won't feel physically demanding anymore if that level of activity is routine for you. You will be less distracted and more focused on looking your best.

> ask director if orgy is O(n^2) or O(nlogn)
> he doesn't understand
> pull out illustrated diagram explaining how orgy time complexity works
> he laughs and says "we planned everything ahead sir"
> strip off my clothes and start fucking
> it's O(n^2)

The complexity of an orgy production is O(n^2) based on the number of participants. You stick with me, though, and I can get that down to O(nlogn)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Show them your clean finger nails before you insert a finger, even if they don't ask. Don't leave them wondering.

I've encountered a lot of labia in my time. Big labia, small labia, long thin labia, thick labia, innie labia, outie labia, light colored labia, dark colored labia, I've seen them all, but I ain't ever seen bad labia.

Clip from LaLa Tada and Jacob Style - Sunset Passions

It's the little moments that often leave the biggest impact, creating an experience that's impossible to forget.

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If an appliance has a touch screen and network connectivity, it will eventually start showing you scams.

I'm the creditor for all those companies with massive tech debt. Every time they delete a block of useless buggy code, it gets moved over to my computer.

You are far away, but I could maybe mail you a shirt at least

If I ever get married, you will know because I will never shut the fuck up about her for the rest of my life. My love is like crossfit. My love is like being a vegan. My love is like not owning a TV.

Most people did not care that pot was illegal. They continue not caring that it's legal. They went into the voting booth, saw legalizing pot on the ballot, and thought, "yeah sure, I guess."

The goal should not be "get everyone to think like me." The goal should be, "get everyone to go along with this." It's not about converting over the most hardline opponents. It's about shifting public opinion from, "nah, probably not," to "yeah sure, I guess."