Todopoderoso

Posts like this are why I follow you, disc horse bot.

you'd think a guy who got himself banned from Stanford for sleeping with students would be more forgiving

Rax King

Blue Jays having a bit of a scrum in the snow.

over the years I’ve seen a lot of mockery of the name Todd, and this is top 3 in hurtfulness

careful, this is how you get a The Wallflowers biopic

I named my fists Coheed and Cambria because they'll never make a lasting impact

Go U Chumps U

molasses flood still going to be tough to beat

bodega cats << bodega caprids

They told you to your face you were a Lincoln Park Trixie? Harsh.

Top 5 Posters in Mo Ryan’s Music Poster Collection

this is the most Barney Rubble-shaped cat there ever was

They cut up an old comic book and people will pay for the pieces?! How very "own a piece of the True Cross"

[extremely tired “oh well” voice]: uwu

Sign for the Lascaris War Rooms and Operation Husky Museum. I'm unsure what ironic activity you could carry out in there - it's presumably somewhere to chill out...

Gentlemen, no fighting in the

The New Gary Glitters

aw, I wasn't gonna because it's never worth it, but now I'm thinking "maybe this time?"

well now I gotta scroll down your profile to find and like the hamster stuff I missed the first time

"CEO of eatin' stool"

spotlight that shines a giant cartoon foot into the sky

It’s probably all the same people who insist on there being continuity across the Legend of Zelda games.

Been there. Not with a 3-piece suit, of course, but been there.

The Shape of Water (2017)

They probably meant 12,403,397. That’s the Pokemon patent from a few months ago.

just think how much damage it would have done at the bottom if it -hadn't- gotten jammed

HHHOL
(hon-hon-hon-ing out loud)

This is another “everyone on Blue Sky is 38 years old” joke, isn’t it?