Sophie Delaney

My teen boys call Wing Stop the Bone Temple 🤭🤭🤭

Bone Temples for my real friends, Real Temples for my Bone Friends.

A year of unfiltered chaos from beginning to end

To put the Stranger Things kid through all of that, have him come out and then resolve his story with (spoiler) putting him in Milwaukee during peak Dahmer years is chaos and unfortunately a great spin-off.

Concepts of a Plan

Obsessed he kept his helmet on for the whole post game interview.

Tilly Norwood

If Bill Clinton is on the Epstein list, I absolutely think he should not be allowed to be the current President of the United States.

These truly have been, the perks of being a wallflower.

Quake for sure

Maybe just swallow the gum

I love being trans, I love trans people, fuck you if you don’t.

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People talk a lot of shit about “Dog and Pony Shows,” but I’ll tell you what....seems like something I’d like to see.

Everyone thinks that getting to refer to Martin Scorsese as, “Marty,” means you’ve made it Hollywood. But actually, the real test is getting to refer to Helen Miren as, “Bones.”

Every time my mailman shows up I mark his height on my door, but it’s not weird because he’s my only friend.

Cvs is claiming they, “aren’t responsible, for their valet driver stealing my car” because their stores, “don’t have a valet option,” and they, “have a hard time believing that I thought they might.”

Legislative, Executive, Judicial & Michelle: My 4 Branches of Government.

I eat ribs with my dentist after every appointment, and it’s not always a friendly time.

When Harry Met Sally - 1st draft

Int. Diner - Night

Sally: Yes, yes oh god yes!!!!

The diner takes notice of Sally’s delight. We cut over to a nearby table.

Lady: I’ll have what she’s having.
Waiter: Are you sure?
Lady: Yes.
Waiter: Okay, one Hawk Burger coming up.

I like my eggs like I like my detective novels, hardboiled and purchased in a gas station.

Not only can you not fight city hall, but apparently you can’t use their microwave to heat up some lasagna either.

I met my wife on Carvana, and yes, I married a Subaru Forester.

The “only fans” I need are my cats.

I never drink Dasani water, but I only wear Dasani jeans.