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“ah vai estudar pra ser algo nessa vida”

a vida:

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Acordar milionário resolveria todos os meus problemas

"Ain porque o BlueSky te coloca numa bolha..."

Sim filho da puta é isso mesmo que eu quero, bolha, zona de conforto, ficar de boa, paraíso de panfleto de crente abraçando leão, não ter que lidar com gente pau no cu, não passar raiva com pessoas aleatórias que eu não conheço falando bosta

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Expectativa: entrar no Blue p saber da fofoca na gringa.
Realidade: só aparece a porr@ dessa cachoeira na tl 🤡

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na minha vez de ser adulto tudo é mil reais

I’m just a girl in the world

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eu odeio a sensação de me sentir suada, grudenta e fedida por causa do calor

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Dias da semana: duram 5 dias

Fim de semana: duram 5 minutos

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eu odeio me depilar, queria ter calvice na buceta

NA PENÚLTIMA MANOBRA ELA FOI LÁ E FEZ, RAYSSA LEAL VOCÊ É RIDÍCULAAAAA!!

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O Bluesky se não tivesse tanto gif de gato, pombo e cachoeira

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"vc n pensa em ter filhos?"

O planeta nesse exato momento

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a sensação de menstruar e entender “porque eu tava uma vadia estressada com o mundo”

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Sdds de abri o Twitter como se fosse um jornal todos os dias

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O mundo se "push" fosse "puxe/puxar"

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preguiça d fazer follow trick queria q o app já soubesse o q eu quero ver

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que preguiça começar uma conta nova

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a pessoa vem me perguntar se eu to bem mas eu acabei de sair de um trauma (twitter

não da pra trancar o perfil? 😭