It's never too late to learn something new.
It's never too late to read dusty books of dark magic.
It's never too late to weave a cloak of moss, feathers, and thorns and become the horror that haunts the forest north of town.
25.11.2025 20:00 —
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A store for Bluesky users called Bed, Bath and Buttholes.
21.01.2026 04:02 —
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I’d let you butter my buns.
-Me, flirting.
21.01.2026 01:43 —
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Creepy caretaker hiding a very dark secret logging on
20.01.2026 11:25 —
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getting a bumper sticker that says i brake for sex and then running them over anyways
20.01.2026 17:42 —
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they say dress for the job you want but i can’t get lasers to shoot out of my eyes
20.01.2026 14:16 —
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sometimes self-care includes being oblivious
20.01.2026 12:25 —
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Man standing up like he wants to say something while others seated around look at him.
Honestly, I forgot what I was going to ask.
20.01.2026 19:48 —
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I challenge you to find a term more confusing than biweekly.
20.01.2026 18:57 —
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So many things I can’t control, so I control what I can. To my own detriment.
20.01.2026 04:13 —
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“Sorry I’m late.”
-A memoir.
20.01.2026 16:11 —
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Sorry I’m late, I took a nap.
20.01.2026 14:58 —
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X: ENGAGEMENT
Threads: ENGAGEMENT
Bluesky: here's a humorous or astute thing I noticed, oh and Alf's hog
20.01.2026 01:38 —
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i read the entire discourse before bothering to see what it was about
18.01.2026 22:46 —
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mayonnaise is just bread moisturizer
19.01.2026 05:02 —
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does this not embarrassing them at all
19.01.2026 05:03 —
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a friend of mine got to meet the monks...it did not go uncringed
19.01.2026 07:20 —
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if you're cool with it until it happens to a friend...let that sink in
19.01.2026 21:35 —
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the moon gets me. or i get the moon idk. either way it doesn’t like you.
20.01.2026 01:55 —
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I admire MLK jr as much as anyone, but this moment we are in right now requires more of a Malcolm X approach.
20.01.2026 03:47 —
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Jump around in time so I don’t know where you are.
20.01.2026 03:47 —
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My post about gorilla buttholes only got 5 likes and 3 shares; this is not sustainable
20.01.2026 03:47 —
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as a parent of small children, once you realize that little kids don’t process toys all over the ground and not picked up as “i made a mess” but as “i had a fun day playing” it becomes clear just how far gone they are. they can’t even admit there’s a problem to address. they are in denial
19.01.2026 22:21 —
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Vintage illustration of firecrests and goldcrests in fir tree on brown background. Artist unknown.
19.01.2026 05:27 —
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Me when I first meet someone: omg you’re perfect how are you single lol
Me after knowing them for a while: oh ok I get it now lol
17.01.2026 04:02 —
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Wondering how old I am in light years
18.01.2026 07:51 —
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Receiving intergalactic signals from my ass
18.01.2026 08:12 —
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Being the sweetest angel in the world isn’t easy but I’m doing it
18.01.2026 16:40 —
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Your penis left me on read bro
19.01.2026 03:45 —
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