geoffreigh

“I hope they all die in the current natural disaster” bro what the fuck! i thought that was the bad guy logic?!

terminally online liberals have made it obvious how many people would be fine putting everybody from red states against the wall. I mean not that THEY’D do it themselves, typical bloodthirsty minions, but they’d cheer on headlines about someone else doing it.

its cause you can’t see titties and dicks well in 4D :(

there’s a whole department of the CIA trying to figure out where i am from and why i came to your dimension

hot potato with meridia’s beacon

A NEW HA-

A N-

A NEW HAN-

STOP IT NINEDIVINESDAMNIT

A NEW POTATO CANNON TOUCHES THE BEACON

The only reason I gave her another shot was that she seemed genuinely mortified and apologetic. ugh never again!

she texted me last night and i’m just not really interested in humoring her after two last second “oops sorry” i forgot

Anti-solipsism syndrome

I MUST be perceived.

I cannot be comprehended

I was running like sixty different variations of “it can’t actually mean-“ before it clicked what spy vs spy was

It comes out as a blur whenever someone tries to make a graven image of you.

oh fuck i got it confused with spy kids for a second

changed my name to geoffreigh again because apparently i have such a particularly brand of weird people can pick up on it. there is no alt for this guy

Nice…wallpaper. oh god oh jesus

A little mental health update over the last six months:

1. I need to be progressing in one form or another.

2. Learning to stop thinking has been the most effective mental illness management system for me.

3. I suspect I’m intellectually worse and psychologically better from the brain damage.

hate when i want to reply with a normal compliment to a selfie and see fifteen “wow you’re so gorgeous, wish you live here sexy girl comments.

i reply anyway but ugh it feels like im joining them in their weirdness

You’re very beautiful, emcee. The animal on my shoulder or head filters are my favorites. That or the Shrek kiss over the shoulder lmao

i marinate my face in a shallow dish of alcohol based salve at night to ensure i don’t have to deal with parasitic nastiness

And let algae grow on us like them as well. Hygiene is a scam.

i deserve a milkshake for this emotional turmoil. a little treat for the dreaming godhead’s most favored idea, moi

you’re acting like a certified dingus

very on brand for lady telilah, tbh. she’s toxic as hell and weird

Hell yes, good job! You were having problems with it a while back, right?

What the HELL.

I think there are things that cause people to kinda snowball effect into rational thinking. “CEOS are bad because of X” and then “Huh, X applies to a lot of th-oh my god.”

It couldn’t have been him, he stomps really hard and the security camera would’ve shook.

oh fuck this was good lmfao

me when i was strung the fuck out~