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Actor/VO/VA/Radio Walker, TX Ranger. Wishbone Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them. $Malvolio421 https://linktr.ee/Malvolio421

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The devil speed him! No man’s pie is freed
From his ambitious finger.

14.03.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 280    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6
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a man in a red sweater is sitting at a bar asking why would you do that ALT: a man in a red sweater is sitting at a bar asking why would you do that
12.03.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to shake things up.
I'm sleeping with my head on the other side of the bed.
Can't stop. Won't stop.

12.03.2025 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black hat is singing into a microphone on stage . ALT: a man in a black hat is singing into a microphone on stage .

"Just a fading fucking reminder of who I'm supposed to be. C'mon tell me! You make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away and I'm starting to scare myself. "

11.03.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are in a car and the man says i can feel it in the air tonight ALT: a man and a woman are in a car and the man says i can feel it in the air tonight

Bonus points for that drum rift.

09.03.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you secede you won't get awesome Texans like Jasmine and me!

08.03.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So my landlord lowered my rent! I'm almost even. Have to turn off the Internet for a while. However the water is still off. I'm only $200 down but if it stays off too long they will terminate my account and I will pay more.
Anything would help.

cash.app/$Malvolio421

06.03.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table .

Be a shame if something happened to it.

05.03.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man stands in front of a brick wall and says what the hell is going on ALT: a man stands in front of a brick wall and says what the hell is going on

Holy fuck!
My landlord just offered to lower my rent by $100 if I don't leave!
Unsolicited!
Has this ever happened ever?

04.03.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black suit says do it in white letters ALT: a man in a black suit says do it in white letters
02.03.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are talking to each other in a room and one of them is saying `` it 's a little bitty place '' . ALT: two men are talking to each other in a room and one of them is saying `` it 's a little bitty place '' .
27.02.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trying to get out of Texas. Any help would be appreciated. I will record Shakespeare for your efforts. 🎭

$Malvolio421 on CashApp

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26.02.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is kneeling in a wrestling ring with the letter w on the ropes ALT: a woman is kneeling in a wrestling ring with the letter w on the ropes
26.02.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My TV's algorithm thinks I have a curved weiner.

25.02.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll stop the world and melt with you.

25.02.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

16 degrees in Texas is just wrong. I had to endure this in Hartford and Chicago but not here!
This weather makes Willie Nelson cry.

19.02.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"You are the dreamer. And the dream."

18.02.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been negligent Blue. Forgive me.

18.02.2025 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a structured settlement but I need cash now!

19.12.2024 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dudes!

08.12.2024 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remind me to soak some beans tonight.

07.12.2024 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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a woman in a white shirt with a rainbow stripe on the collar is on a television screen ALT: a woman in a white shirt with a rainbow stripe on the collar is on a television screen

You play it cool, Bionic Woman.

You got this.

05.12.2024 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are standing next to each other and one of them is smoking a cigarette and the other is drinking water . ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is smoking a cigarette and the other is drinking water .

Does the hotel have a staff veterinarian?

Cause those puppies look sick!

Don't miss arm days!

05.12.2024 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Episode 2 of Skeleton Crew.

Let's do this.

#SkeletonCrew #StarWars

05.12.2024 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Still not ready to make nice!

04.12.2024 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Killing In The Name Rage Against The Machine Β· Rage Against The Machine - XX (20th Anniversary Special Edition) Β· Song Β· 1992

open.spotify.com/track/59WN2p...

04.12.2024 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I played my top song 24 times in 2024. Have a listen. #SpotifyWrapped
open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...

04.12.2024 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The eyes are still the moneymakers. πŸ‘€

04.12.2024 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all.
Lenny from Best in Show just responded to my query.

04.12.2024 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a person holding a gun and the words `` it 's '' . ALT: a close up of a person holding a gun and the words `` it 's '' .

Okay.
I've just watched the first episode of Skeleton Crew and S1 Ep5 of The Book of Boba Fett where Mando gets the N1.

Both say "Wizard!"

Phantom Menace rewatch confirmed.

#SkeletonCrew #StarWars #Wizard

04.12.2024 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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