The devil speed him! No manβs pie is freed
From his ambitious finger.
14.03.2025 14:58 β π 280 π 36 π¬ 6 π 6
Time to shake things up.
I'm sleeping with my head on the other side of the bed.
Can't stop. Won't stop.
12.03.2025 10:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
a man in a black hat is singing into a microphone on stage .
ALT: a man in a black hat is singing into a microphone on stage .
"Just a fading fucking reminder of who I'm supposed to be. C'mon tell me! You make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away and I'm starting to scare myself. "
11.03.2025 05:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If you secede you won't get awesome Texans like Jasmine and me!
08.03.2025 06:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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a man stands in front of a brick wall and says what the hell is going on
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Holy fuck!
My landlord just offered to lower my rent by $100 if I don't leave!
Unsolicited!
Has this ever happened ever?
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Trying to get out of Texas. Any help would be appreciated. I will record Shakespeare for your efforts. π
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26.02.2025 17:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
My TV's algorithm thinks I have a curved weiner.
25.02.2025 13:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'll stop the world and melt with you.
25.02.2025 01:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
16 degrees in Texas is just wrong. I had to endure this in Hartford and Chicago but not here!
This weather makes Willie Nelson cry.
19.02.2025 18:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"You are the dreamer. And the dream."
18.02.2025 19:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I've been negligent Blue. Forgive me.
18.02.2025 06:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I have a structured settlement but I need cash now!
19.12.2024 16:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Dudes!
08.12.2024 05:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Remind me to soak some beans tonight.
07.12.2024 18:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
Episode 2 of Skeleton Crew.
Let's do this.
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05.12.2024 05:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Still not ready to make nice!
04.12.2024 22:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I played my top song 24 times in 2024. Have a listen. #SpotifyWrapped
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04.12.2024 21:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The eyes are still the moneymakers. π
04.12.2024 17:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Y'all.
Lenny from Best in Show just responded to my query.
04.12.2024 05:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
a close up of a person holding a gun and the words `` it 's '' .
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Okay.
I've just watched the first episode of Skeleton Crew and S1 Ep5 of The Book of Boba Fett where Mando gets the N1.
Both say "Wizard!"
Phantom Menace rewatch confirmed.
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04.12.2024 05:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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