Saw the Lord Chief Justice say they were perfectly fine with scope and coverage about 15 years ago. Moral panics are so A-level Sociology!

I hate the way you can never assume trains are going to turn up and so you have to sit there glued to train APIs to find alternative means of getting home when trains inevitably don’t turn up

Bloody hell. The one, cost-free, open goal the new government had to differentiate itself from the last one was to be ethically sound and laser-focused on propriety. Well.

Why are people going to a failed state? Again?

If only there was an electoral system that would give a proportionate representation for the majority left of centre sentiment that exists in this country…

When are we bringing Hamid Barr on?

To be fair it’s not unprecedented. Tory controlled #Croydon Council banned its officers from reading @insidecroydon forgetting that 4G is a thing….

#fragammon = Fragile Gammon

Can’t even run the information boards properly. 3 x 16 mins for tram at Addiscombe

Rod Liddle of the Spectator magazine with the crumbs of a bagel on his cardigan

There was something along the lines of ‘watch us as we bury our dead’ but I can’t recall the rest. However it was clear how much he loved London and everyone in it and ‘how fucking dare you’.

🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

Remember it’s pronounced ‘Jeremick’.

Waiting for his inevitable “go back to your constituencies and prepare for a bit of a disappointment” moment

@ndironsmp.bsky.social Sorry but I’m out. Can’t support Enoch Starmer and Morgan Mussolini any longer. Hope you and the local party make the right moves.

I’m out… until McSweeney and Starmer go it’s no place for decent people

He looked very much like ‘Tony Soprano’.

Phew…mistook him for someone else…

Who’s the dude sat next to Rowenna?

I’ve got a question….

Don’t worry Cllr Robert Ward, Selsdon Bin Man is on the case! His forensic ruthless analysis will sort those new…er….old contractors out. He’ll be free after the ceremonial ‘cutting of the grass’ festivities

Always wondered what the rose bearers used

The 13776

I would imagine the gammon concerned would have an anger induced heart attack listening to Simon Marks American Week long before that happens.

Small boats crisis!

Ringer

They knew what they were voting for. Again.

Pass the shallots

Maybe it’s just as well…