I was flabbergasted and laughed all the way home
21.01.2026 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was flabbergasted and laughed all the way home
21.01.2026 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She specifically said "sprayed" on the freezer door. She said the video is going viral on Facebook, and this lady has already been banned from the mall for doing this, as she's notorious.
21.01.2026 21:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just thinking about how last night my favorite gas station lady came from the back with their mini floor scrubber (his name is Jimmy) and then told me a woman came in and shit on their freezer door yesterday.
21.01.2026 21:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Man this weekend kicked my ass I guess because all I've done is sleep
19.01.2026 00:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me and my cats are the only ones subjected to my sweaty man bedsheets (and 2/3rds of us love how it smells like me) so it was fine but STILL
13.01.2026 13:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can't fully express just how wonderful it is to lay down in freshly washed bedding after having no time to do my sweaty man bedsheet laundry for over a week 🥹💖
13.01.2026 13:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tired of dreaming about my mother being drunk.
21.12.2025 19:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Forgot to put it here but TOP SURGERY SUCCESS 🥹💓🥰
01.11.2025 03:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Right!! As anticipated I miiiiight have gotten an hour LMAO 💀
Thank you!! 🥹💓 I'm anxious and awake now, not much different than anxious n asleep LMAO but by the end of today itll be done!!
Like I'm definitely gonna fall asleep almost right before I need to get up but it's fiiiiine, I don't have to be much of a person today I just get to move through surgery like a weird nap 🥲
31.10.2025 09:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Top surgery today and I can't sleep and I'm hungry LMAO
31.10.2025 09:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Cw: Warriors Graphic Novel 3 art spoilers??
God I can't WAIT to get this absolutely crazy lil psychopath tattoo'd on me after top surgery
Oh good, the Bone Pain has arrived
25.09.2025 08:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love thunder rumbling so much 🥹💓
15.08.2025 20:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Great, another day where it hurts like a bitch
11.08.2025 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every time I actually get out of bed in the morning it feels like my cats are replaying that scene from the office like
09.08.2025 21:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This picture is also after I already grabbed 3 of them off the shelf LMAO
01.08.2025 08:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope y'all can appropriately imagine my face when I saw this at Walmart tonight LMAO
01.08.2025 08:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don't remember the last time I was this angry and upset.
16.07.2025 16:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No goddamn kings. #art #nokings
14.06.2025 15:34 — 👍 5027 🔁 1550 💬 30 📌 12Update, after the longest shift I've had in ages, I ate my last Naan Taco for half of my dinner 🤤🤤🤤
10.06.2025 11:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Forgot my last Naan Taco at home and now I'm going to be thinking about it all shift 😭
10.06.2025 00:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The heartbreaking statement from Jonathan Joss’s husband about his death.
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1. Florida banned cities from lighting up bridges rainbow colors for Pride.
So the people of Jacksonville did it themselves using flashlights and gels.
They opened the drawbridge to block them.
So they marched to a different bridge.
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It's SO nice to be tired and going to sleep before the sun comes up 🥹💖
31.05.2025 08:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Last meal before I left for Chicago, and first meal when I came back 🤤 god I've missed my favorite Naan Tacos
27.05.2025 04:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We left the house 15 minutes ago and I miss our cats already
21.05.2025 09:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I promise you egg, that is ALSO what I want to be doing right now
19.05.2025 13:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0