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Martha Chaves

@funnymarthachaves.bsky.social

Stand-up comedian, comedy writer,and frustrated prima ballerina in the Bolshoi ballet.

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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

22.10.2025 22:33 — 👍 22419    🔁 9940    💬 769    📌 700

MAGA’s saying Epstein survivors are paid actors.
Right, because “paid actors” would definitely risk their lives confronting a vengeful madman with immense power—the POTUS who, if he wanted, could toss them into a dystopian prison to be eaten by alligators.
#epsteinfiles

04.09.2025 16:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey DOJ,
Nothing screams "totally innocent" like bending over backward to bury evidence. You're really nailing the "definitely not an Epstein client or child predator" vibe. Truly inspiring levels of transparency.

#releasethefiles #epsteinfiles
#trumpisapedo

03.09.2025 22:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Look at the wording of this denial. It is careful. It is lawyerly. Ghislaine Maxwell never talks about Donald Trump, she talks about "the president." Donald Trump was not the president when these alleged events happened. So her remarks may be technically true, but intentionally misleading.

23.08.2025 00:10 — 👍 1367    🔁 387    💬 127    📌 29

Which last day in office? He’s not planning to leave!

12.08.2025 20:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

irony’s legions of people voted 4 Trump so they wouldn’t live in a “totalitarian” country led by Kamala (as if) but now that’s how they will live: In a militarized country at the whims of a narcissist madman who has his chubby lil fingers near the nuclear codes.

#trumpsinvadesawashingtonDC

12.08.2025 20:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just filmed “Locals Welcome” at La Bella Managua nicaragüense in Toronto. Part of the job was to eat #nacatamal and #carneasada
#delish
#nicaragua
#multiculturalToronto

01.08.2025 21:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue
Indeed, it SHOULD be the story but alas…

31.07.2025 19:22 — 👍 1111    🔁 414    💬 55    📌 13

They’re wanna name the Kennedy Opera after Melania. Its new motto will be ‘It ain’t over till the First Lady strips.’

23.07.2025 16:22 — 👍 53    🔁 15    💬 7    📌 0

I think it already has.

16.07.2025 05:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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John Leguizamo: "We feed this country, we serve this country, we build this country, and then we get treated this way."

06.07.2025 21:43 — 👍 16246    🔁 4454    💬 444    📌 222

5/5 I don’t know what you’ll celebrate tomorrow the 4th of July. I think you should be in mourning.

04.07.2025 09:05 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

4/4 But this whole thing about having a quota of hundreds of “illegals”’ thrown in concentration camps, isn't about laws. It's about power. It's about scapegoating. It's about racism. Period.

04.07.2025 09:03 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

3/3 They think we won't think that if the ICE raids were really designed to stop 'illegal activity,' the employers of undocumented people would be doing perp walks.

04.07.2025 09:01 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

2/2 The ICE thugs raid the fields, the factories, the kitchens—but never the corner offices. And they think we don't notice that it's strange how the law skips the people signing the checks.

04.07.2025 09:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

1/1 You've probably noticed that not a single employer of undocumented immigrants has been detained. Not one.

04.07.2025 08:58 — 👍 11    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0
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It is very telling that the juvenile catfight between Donald Trump and Elon Musk isn't a disagreement over how to make America great again. It's all about THEM. Because that is the only thing they ever really cared about--themselves.

07.06.2025 15:15 — 👍 3547    🔁 734    💬 123    📌 40
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Today it would have been Prince’s 67th birthday. #nothingcomparestoyou

07.06.2025 16:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MAGA says they are now boycotting Harvard. On related news, Mermaids are now boycotting NIKE.

#Harvard

25.05.2025 23:33 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My bad… but in their majority, international students pay way more than local ones. I was once an international student.

23.05.2025 23:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just saw that Chump’s upping the ante. Deporting undocumented immigrants wasn’t enough; now it’s trying to boot rich Ivy League international students. Fascism’s is inclusive! Don’t worry, Chumpers,your turn to be an enemy will come soon enough! 👀. #Harvard #internationalstudents

23.05.2025 22:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Romanians celebrates beating Russia today. Romania is, was and will always be Europe! 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴

Congratulations on defeating fascism Romania. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 🇨🇦🇷🇴
#Canada #Romania #Democracy

18.05.2025 21:41 — 👍 2758    🔁 569    💬 55    📌 39
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Only in America can a convicted felon threaten Bruce Springsteen, Bono and Oprah.
I wonder if Qatar's newest employee ran this by the Royal family before shooting his mouth off.

19.05.2025 10:59 — 👍 2439    🔁 550    💬 223    📌 57
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"You get two dolls and some pencils. I get a golden 747 jumbo jet. See? You get more things than I do. When was the last time you said 'Thank you, Mr. President'?"

11.05.2025 19:42 — 👍 15604    🔁 4718    💬 882    📌 325
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I'm thanking Laura Loomer in advance for this thoughtful gesture of her support of Donald Trump. Which day are you going to do it, dear?

11.05.2025 21:05 — 👍 1452    🔁 184    💬 151    📌 21
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The same people who went apoplectic when asked to wear a mask to *protect people* in a pandemic eagerly wear one to *kidnap people* in Gestapo cosplay.

10.05.2025 16:50 — 👍 21063    🔁 6178    💬 775    📌 292

Poilievre kept saying “change is going to come” and “take it home” in his concession speech. Turns out he was right—he’s lost his seat, his address is changing, and now he’s literally taking “it” home.
#neverpoilievre
#cdnpoli
#electionscanada

29.04.2025 17:42 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

🇨🇦Liberals:
Harper ✅
Scheer ✅
O’Toole ✅
Poilievre ✅
That’s the post.
😉

29.04.2025 11:43 — 👍 456    🔁 78    💬 26    📌 5

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