Carl!

Last time I told someone “BE COOL,” they, in fact, did not need my suggestion.

It’s me! Hi! I’m the one buying all the Bavarian cream-filled donuts from our local Walmart! It’s me!

Finally, Malört is recognized as the evil it truly is. @aerojad.bsky.social

My favorite part of rural health care? The framed emergency exit maps.

Omg
I feel so seen

BRB, currently debating on whether to campaign in Michigan eight years ago.

Death, taxes and Luke Shaw's perpetually injured calf muscles.

A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"

I'll let them know to stock up the kitchen with logs.

Dec. 4*** for those who aren't flat-Earthers.

South Korea's Dec. 3 appears to be resolving a lot quicker than our Jan. 6. Hope someone is taking notes for when we have to reset our "X days since an accident" counter.

Come by for a spell and hear how things just ain't right.

We're getting older and might not have a lot of time left, so I have to make these reviews p quick.

I am a grumpy, nap-needing 40-year-old. AMA.

An update from my last time here in 2023:

* I have a headache and feel cold more often than I used to.
* Most of y'all are still bonkers and need to act right.

I'm just here to serve and get looks.

I saw this and realized I am still 12 years old.

Came back after a couple of years just to be abnormal.

Brair is a core element on the periodic table.

I'm going to be way more normal on this here internet website application.