The way I’ve been trying for literal years to get my buddies to give GW1 a shot, I feel your pain.
I dare not mention the “okay one dude has to carry the item for half the mission..” haha

Genuinely stunning. Wild to think I would sink just as deeply into your back rolls as your belly at this point.

The way I’m not convinced even two set of hands would be enough to fully support your gut..

“Few years” yeah okay tubby, being really generous there

Dang, you really porked up this year

In your defense, it’s increasingly all you can reach of yourself, big guy.

Pretty amazing tbh. Increasingly fitting too haha

So insanely pudgy 😤

Was always hoping to see that belly of yours spread out. Looking great big bear!

If my reach is any indication, growing lower by a large margin.. Come grab a handful, chubs, and I’ll use both on yours.

Fatter than ever. This is the year is see 450 on the scale.. 🍔

Fat pad is looking thiiick 👌

The mirror by your bed to admire your own size in comfort is such peak “fat fuck” behavior

Damn dude talk about relationship weight. Looking big!

Bring it tubby

Dang tubby that’s a girthy overhang

One meal at a time, tubby. Grab some breakfast and make it happen.

Oink oink piggy. Can see your arm straining to reach. Won’t be long now.

Best part is, he definitely couldn’t have missed seeing you at this size. Straight up didn’t recognize the blob as his own.

Going to need both hands for that tank 🫡

Looking doughy as hell

Every pound found its way to your gut lately it seems. Looking fat as fuck.

Significant upgrade in my eyes. Looking great, tubby.

That is, until you can’t reach it yourself..

Somehow not worried about you having leftovers

Gut shelf, bless

If the lord ain’t involved, it doesn’t need posted obvi

Really digging how authentic the smiles feel lately. Proud of you.

Feelin’ bearish

When does it cross the line from glutton to desperate fat ass? I’d say you’re teetering it, hard.