Chubbs

Carrot cake wrongfully gets the hate that tres leches and tiramisu rightfully deserve.

Wonder what this approval process looked like, but shout out to them. This is great.

The homies had to say goodbye to their dog today but that dumbass and his cronies still draw breath and that's how I know the world is unjust.

Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic

www.404media.co/the-200-site...

a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and a backpack . Alt: A brown monkey puppet with a green outfit looks to the side with an awkward expression, then shifts its gaze forward, appearing uncomfortable or uncertain.

Us: hey this is facism guys

Them: not really, we have strong democratic institutions. They would need to dismantle checks and balances, free press, elections!

Me:

My mother's hands don't look the same...

I just don't think I could handle the dysfunction of quickplay for as many hours as it takes to get to Lord. You got some masochism thing going on, or the best lobby luck of all time.

a cartoon character with glasses and the words that boy ain 't right ALT: a cartoon character with glasses and the words that boy ain 't right

My dude you got to lord on spiderman in qp alone?!

But will you download lemon8 is the question

I actually thought he was Doing The Meme ironically but he deleted his whole account after this

Writing comics for Marvel. Ooooo weeee I ain't know shit about the world 😂

Saw somebody shitting on ASL interpreters for major press events on That Other Site and had to get tf up outta there. Monetizing ragebait has been one of the single most damaging pushes in social media history.

Loving You (1974)
Minnie Riperton

[snorts]

not “eat coochie or draw 4”

Exploring an open world and accidentally triggering a main story mission feels like a personal attack 😩

Rhyming "see you lookin" with "sure hope that you're not tooken" was wiiiiiiild work.

Teedra Moses I'm pretty sure.

I knew a lady in HR who would go to junior staffers and tell them “before important negotiations or other important conversations with your manager, come rehearse the convo with me so you can be more effective.” And then she’d snitch to managers like me. I was shook!

Oldboy (2003)

Once it started snowing in LA a few years back I put anything on the table tbh. But they just canceled the tsunami warning so I think we good 🤞

Right? I don't need all that excitement 😂 Apparently there was a 7.3 earthquake like 45 miles SW of Eureka and that is pretty big, so we're supposed to be on the look out?

Why tf I just get a tsunami warning in the bay?!

post somebody you've been told you look like, who you definitely don't look like:

I love Larry June but this is taking me out 💀

OMG Bluesky look how cute my new key cap is 🥺💕🎄

After a week it's starting to seem like it's heart pt. 6 that really got me in a chokehold

the problem is i want to play every video game and there are only finite hours in a lifetime