no exit

Damn dude.

I hope they have a ride that's just an alley where a mugger will shoot your parents (kids only!!)

I hope Saddam got a good NIL deal for being in these Call Of Duty ads

Opening a new shoppe called Town Bicycle but then it's just my mom inside

Thank you for the tier 2 sub, tHeGOATedJIZZAH

Stafford back to pass AND HE'S PICKED OFF, down the sideline

(AI sound alert Biden mumbling "eatin ass")

Yaccity Yacc won't follow bacc 😞

Nice gams, Wiges

this hits so hard.

Microsoft EOL email for Windows 10 support

bil gates u fukked up

fukked with the wrong dude today my frien

("Sadeness" plays)

Hi I'm the Twitch Next Gen Stats guy, sponsored by AWS. Here's how many Simpsons streams got banned today because some asshole couldn't keep their mouth shut

And let's crunch the numbers on how many folks made $0.04 overnight by letting a thousand creeps watch them sleep

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The same two guys.

The same ten beers.

The same fight over Wilma vs Betty.

Every night.

Hell, I love it here at Clanks

#bigidea

a Hollywood Squares fighting game

Paul Lynde vs Vincent Price in the playable demo

Sign says

WE REPAIR
Playstation
XBOX

WE FIX
IPHONES!

Yeah, right.
Get realistic

we are going crazy on this already with almost 10k raised and four, almost five games lined up. watch at www.twitch.tv/hcjustin now!

Made my kid wait until Nov 1 to buy him new school clothes at Spirit Halloween

Who's laughing now, Dakota

You crazy for this one Filmy

Oh no! They have to do a price check on my very embarrassing item, over the loudspeaker!

Stifled laughter and blushing as everyone finds out my soup costs $2.19

Mothers covering their children's ears, running out of the store

A shotgun is cocked in the background

(me watching a 50-year old ep of Good Times where a woman who can't make ends meet has to eat dog food)

Hey what if we made real food, for dogs? Out of that dead lady

the world has spent the next 20 years becoming irl Eternal Darkness

Scripture Candy, a hard candy available in grocery stores. Each piece has a scripture printed on the candy wrapper.

Hey #schnucks can you at least put this in a dark corner in back with the Black Rifle Coffee and then maybe #gofuckyourself

(you have to know that Twitch also broadcasts Thursday Night Football for this to work)

Al Michaels stopping his play-by-play to thank ThaGrandPooper for donating 100 bits and getting confused by sound alerts of him farting and yelling at his wife

When the last Lemon Party guy died, do you think they re-created it with their skeletons in a history museum