@bobquotes.bsky.social
Ridiculous things Bob says
"I don't like old men with big triceps"
19.09.2025 01:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"a kinda fat kid should be the only human allowed to have a mullet"
19.09.2025 01:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Is that beef Jell-O?!?"
05.08.2025 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"you ever yeet anything up in a microwave?"
#bobquotes #yeet
"Too many men are comfortable having moustaches in public these days" #bobquotes #moustache
18.05.2025 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I can't believe LMFAO was party rockin 14 years ago, feels like just yesterday" #bobquotes #lmfao #old
16.05.2025 01:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I'm not old, I'm just dramatic" #bobquotes
13.05.2025 02:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Some people look like they deserve a moustache"
06.04.2025 03:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Beefcakes love the Bills"
06.04.2025 03:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I don't know how I passed school, honestly"
23.03.2025 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"It should be Boston Coven. Witches are strong independent women, as too are footballers"
#bobquotes #nwsl #boston #whitch #soccer
"It's ADSmazon prime"
19.03.2025 23:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Howie Mandel is no Wayne Brady"
13.03.2025 23:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"A lot of people are gonna get pregnant to this song"
08.03.2025 16:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"MY BUTT IS NOT A MUCUS MEMBRANE"
06.03.2025 01:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I would never go-go-gadget my wenis"
"wait, wenis isn't a medical term?!?!"
#quote #bobsays #medicalterms #gogogadget
Watching the Oscars "WAIT, did they forget to nominate Mark Wahlberg?!?!?!?"
03.03.2025 02:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"There is no poop under me...I guarantee it"
23.02.2025 13:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Lady Gaga would crush it in a Hellraiser movie"
15.02.2025 03:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"If you poop your pants on purpose you got a real problem"
08.02.2025 14:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Can snowmen be gay?"
07.02.2025 19:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"If you were a porn star, your name would be chunky go-gurt"
07.02.2025 13:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
