CJ

Early morning walk to clear the head. Reflecting on a really, really shit few weeks and how to move forward from here. Plans afoot!

Baguette baking 🥖

“Oi, gimme a bit of your succulent blueberry bun!”

#birdsofireland

“What do you mean I need a bath?!”

Baguette on her walkies up Killiney Hill 🐾

#dachshund

MUM WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU RAN OUT OF TUNA?! 😮😱

It’s Picky Bits for dinner weather! 🧀🫒🥨🍷

Say no more mon amour… Happy Rex Manning Day!

And remember - we mustn’t dwell… (at least not today anyway)

#empirerecords #rexmanning

Dun Laoghaire sunrise 🌅

Ever get that feeling you’re being watched? 😅

Baguette at the vet.. “noooooooo!”

“Can’t you just be normal for once?!” I’m autistic, chronically ill, and a bit of a cunt. So… no.

“There’s No Reason For People Not To Know”: Bella Ramsey Opens Up About Their Liberating Autism Diagnosis & The Epic New Season Of ‘The Last Of Us’ “The label of being autistic has been so helpful to me because that’s helped me to understand myself, but gender and sexuality-wise, labels do not feel comfy for me in any capacity, because I feel lik...

Sometimes I feel very sad that I didn’t know I’m autistic until the age of 40. Reading this is like reading about myself in many aspects. Bravo to Bella for their decision to talk about their diagnosis openly 💕

www.vogue.co.uk/article/bell...

Please tell me there was something else in that shamrock bowl

Dublin you’re only gawjus, but could we have just a little less cloud please 🙏

#dublin

Baguette would like to remind you all that she thinks baths are bullshit, and that it must be some other dog that “smells like a popcorn factory”.

If you’re “Irish-American” and you voted for Trump, you’re not Irish. And don’t even think about ever visiting Ireland, not that you would cos you’re a knuckle-dragger that doesn’t own a passport.

Me: *Gets into bed, shuts eyes*
Brain: “My….”
Me: Shhhhhh!
Brain: “My love has…”
Me: Damnit shut up!
Brain “My love has got no money, he’s got his… dungarees? Trampolines?”
Me: Fucks sakes! *Opens phone*

Baguette waking up in the morning, when she finds out he still isn’t dead yet.

Nooooooo not down CJ’s toilet, they flush Baguette’s poops down in here 😱

Donald, that’s all you’re good for 🚽🧽

Well fuck you raised brain pressure & back pain, cos I just wrote an entire article in one go, on my phone no less 😅 And I’m gonna be submitting it EARLY.

So haha to you too ADHD! (But also no, cos my brain will do absolutely no braining tomorrow after this small window of writing of wordage!)

Baguette cuddles! 🥰

After 10 days of zero sunshine, Dun Laoghaire delivered! ☀️

#dublin

If I was a bird and wanted feeding, I’d also park myself right by the fish n chips van with my beak open 🐦

Please can we stop editing the faces of women 40+ to beyond recognition? Besides the fact that Julia Stiles is damn stunning just as she is, this level of editing is ridiculous.

Muuuuuuuuuum fix my earrrrrrrrrrrrr 🥹🥹

Would have loved some Edison style lamps, found at a reclamation yard but sadly too bright for me, compromised with an upcycled light. Would love to do a dark wood floor design with built-in bookcases, few rugs on the floor, fireplace - have you seen Hans Zimmers recording studio? It’s to die for!

I’ve always loved interior design. Unknowingly I was making spaces ND-friendly to live in before I knew I was autistic.

With this project I kept as much natural daylight as possible, used shutters to adjust light, no LEDs, added green spaces, and a she-shed with floor cushions & mini fridge 😅

Cuddles with Baguette make everything better (even when her farts are lethal!)

Really wanna yeetus my uterus.