Betamax Man

Bold of you to assume it will only be three years...

I hope you're wrong. I hope he doesn't last that long.

Someone please tell me he can be impeached before that...

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

This is far from an original thought, but the big problem I have with AI is that people are using it for the wrong purpose.

Using AI to make art for you while you spend your time working?

Use AI to do work so you can make art!

I am an immigrant to Japan. While I would normally be happy to hear my adopted home is getting its first woman PM, I'm not thrilled to find out it's this one.

Okay, I didn't see anyone else say it, so:

Those cops really, really wanted the D.

Just don't move too naturally.

You spelled Epstein wrong

(Joking/not joking)

Can someone please explain this to the non-Americans like me?

To paraphrase, I've never wished anyone dead, but there are some obituaries I'm eager to read.

Hey, he's allowed to change his name to try to sound more macho, just like Friedrich Drumpf...

シガラキくん？

Should all your passwords be forgot and never come to mind...

(Not 80s, but appro Po)

When you're famous they just let you do it

There is a fireworks festival in Ichikawa tonight, so I'm seeing a lot of young people dressed for the occasion around town.
Japan is still a cool place. Now if only the weather would cool off accordingly!

Apropos of nothing, today I learned Pun is the surname.

This raises more questions.

Four-star generals must interview with Cadet Bone-Spurs

There, I fixed it for you

If you write it, they will come

Zoom mass?

Crokinole

My prediction: August streams will all be fifteen minutes long and must be watched on one-quarter speed to make sense.

I agree with the people who suggest that when you hit one billion net worth, they give you a plaque reading "you won!" Then tax you 100% after that.

I hear Quark is serving root beer again

#MarxistMonday

A bold statement from just a humble tailor.

Now, if Musk were to admit or give evidence to something that was actually new, that would be news.

I'd prefer someone with a goofier name to be the protagonist.
Sio Bibble, for instance.

Yes.
Thank you for putting out a streaming-service¹-level set for free² every week.³

¹one of the good ones, mind you
²I mean, you still have to have at least an internet service, but you get the idea.
³is it every week? It feels like once a week

Yamadera-san killed it as Donkey

Bold of you to assume there will be another Democratic President...
(Joking/notjoking)

Please update after consumption.

How are they?