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Train WiFi really is terrible

And just basic respect for your subscribers. That’s not what they have signed up for. Completely inappropriate.

Not a good look when the owner of Club Alert uses a marketing list for Alert to advertise their personal house for sale.

George Michael is in the Star Trek universe. This makes me happy.

Well good morning to you all, and especially to *you*, coquettish little bookmarks stepping forward to plug the publication of #TheCutThroatTrial, my debut legal thriller out on 28 August 2025 and available at all good bookstores including those in the links below.

Yes. Good morning. bio.to/7zNmPU

Feeling particularly lost and isolated of late. Not making any real progress on any fronts. Money, health, life, fitness, work... I just seem to be going around in circles or stuck. A drastic change is needed. What, I don’t know. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kylie Minogue last night in Brum as, amazing! 😍😍

Christian teacher loses dismissal case over trans pupil row - BBC News The teacher took Nottinghamshire County Council to a tribunal claiming unfair dismissal.

The bigots are claiming this is a free speech issue, and it isn’t.

The teacher lost the case because they inappropriately accessed data multiple times and breached both school policy on access and the DPA18. Clear grounds for misconduct.

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If you want any advice from someone that’s done it for the last 7 years, let me know :)

Sorry to hear that. It is very draining! It’s one of the many motivators I had for being self employed. Hugs x

Same! I’ve reported them to the ICO as they keep doing shit like this.

Ditch the ginger then we’ll talk. 😜

Still gutted Australia didn’t make it through. That’s a crime in my view.

Lovely afternoon cider ruined by a horrible yappy dog. One of those animals nature would have killed off years ago.

a man in a black leather vest is saying " i feel lost " ALT: a man in a black leather vest is saying " i feel lost "

This scene is resonating with me a lot lately. Nothing feels right. Nothing is where it should be. Up is down.

Running very late today 🙈

If you were the lovely man in the queue at #Starbucks in #Edinburgh today (who engaged in some very clear eye flirting), do drop me a DM. 👀

Will Riker wall clock where the hour and minute hands are his legs

the perfect wall clock doesn't ex......

It's not a dog whistle.
It's an air raid siren.

Had a nice long lay in for the glory of the empire!!

Iris The Goo Goo Dolls · Dizzy up the Girl · Song · 1998

And I don't want the world to see me.
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand.
When everything's made to be broken.
I just want you to know who I am.

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Today’s the day! On my way to pick up my new sleeping cpap machine. 🤞🏻 it helps sort my health issues out.

Could have done with some good vibes today but fate says otherwise. 🤷🏻‍♂️😔

Typical… I avoid all the bugs going around until the one week when I really can’t be ill. 😫

Dammit 🤣🤣

I challenge that theory with one word…. “Trump”… 👀

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Urgh… getting up to go into London today was a shock to the system.

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