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(He/Him) #LLAP๐Ÿ––๐Ÿผ Views here are my own, get your own!

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Hahaha brilliant!!

03.10.2025 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Patricia Routledge: Keeping Up Appearances star dies at 96 - BBC News She also starred in Alan Bennett's TV monologues and played the BBC's amateur sleuth Hetty Wainthropp.

I have used Mrs Bucket in my training scenarios for years. Sheโ€™s an idol with her white slim line telephone with automatic redial. May she have many candlelit suppers with the vicar as she rests.

Rest in peace Dame Patricia Routledge. ๐Ÿซถ

www.bbc.com/news/article...

03.10.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™ve actually decided to start writing again.

If youโ€™re interested, head to iscotty.me/2025/09/24/f...

24.09.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
10.09.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman with red hair and glasses is sitting on a couch and clapping . ALT: a woman with red hair and glasses is sitting on a couch and clapping .
23.08.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Phase one of the edging doneโ€ฆ now to let it settle a so I can go around again then itโ€™ll be finished.

I am obviously talking about paint. ๐Ÿ‘€

23.08.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Train WiFi really is terrible

11.08.2025 11:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And just basic respect for your subscribers. Thatโ€™s not what they have signed up for. Completely inappropriate.

17.07.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a good look when the owner of Club Alert uses a marketing list for Alert to advertise their personal house for sale.

17.07.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

George Michael is in the Star Trek universe. This makes me happy.

17.07.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well good morning to you all, and especially to *you*, coquettish little bookmarks stepping forward to plug the publication of #TheCutThroatTrial, my debut legal thriller out on 28 August 2025 and available at all good bookstores including those in the links below.

Yes. Good morning. bio.to/7zNmPU

17.07.2025 07:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 91    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Feeling particularly lost and isolated of late. Not making any real progress on any fronts. Money, health, life, fitness, work... I just seem to be going around in circles or stuck. A drastic change is needed. What, I donโ€™t know. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

25.06.2025 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kylie Minogue last night in Brum as, amazing! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

01.06.2025 07:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Christian teacher loses dismissal case over trans pupil row - BBC News The teacher took Nottinghamshire County Council to a tribunal claiming unfair dismissal.

The bigots are claiming this is a free speech issue, and it isnโ€™t.

The teacher lost the case because they inappropriately accessed data multiple times and breached both school policy on access and the DPA18. Clear grounds for misconduct.

www-bbc-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.bbc....

27.05.2025 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you want any advice from someone thatโ€™s done it for the last 7 years, let me know :)

19.05.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry to hear that. It is very draining! Itโ€™s one of the many motivators I had for being self employed. Hugs x

19.05.2025 08:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same! Iโ€™ve reported them to the ICO as they keep doing shit like this.

17.05.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ditch the ginger then weโ€™ll talk. ๐Ÿ˜œ

17.05.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Still gutted Australia didnโ€™t make it through. Thatโ€™s a crime in my view.

17.05.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lovely afternoon cider ruined by a horrible yappy dog. One of those animals nature would have killed off years ago.

03.05.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a black leather vest is saying " i feel lost " ALT: a man in a black leather vest is saying " i feel lost "

This scene is resonating with me a lot lately. Nothing feels right. Nothing is where it should be. Up is down.

30.04.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Running very late today ๐Ÿ™ˆ

24.04.2025 07:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a boy is hugging a giant cartoon character . ALT: a boy is hugging a giant cartoon character .
29.03.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you were the lovely man in the queue at #Starbucks in #Edinburgh today (who engaged in some very clear eye flirting), do drop me a DM. ๐Ÿ‘€

29.03.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Will Riker wall clock where the hour and minute hands are his legs

Will Riker wall clock where the hour and minute hands are his legs

the perfect wall clock doesn't ex......

10.03.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4032    ๐Ÿ” 1163    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69
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It's not a dog whistle.
It's an air raid siren.

11.03.2025 08:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 488    ๐Ÿ” 114    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45
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Had a nice long lay in for the glory of the empire!!

16.02.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iris The Goo Goo Dolls ยท Dizzy up the Girl ยท Song ยท 1998

And I don't want the world to see me.
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand.
When everything's made to be broken.
I just want you to know who I am.

open.spotify.com/track/6Qyc6f...

01.02.2025 11:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Todayโ€™s the day! On my way to pick up my new sleeping cpap machine. ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป it helps sort my health issues out.

31.01.2025 09:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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