🔞 lardomorph

I'm unsure how to remedy this, it's definitely something I wish I enjoyed way more than I actually do

I struggle with rendering in my artwork because I'm always in "okay let's get this done as quickly as possible" mode for some reason lol

Drawing isn't unpleasant to me, but I'm always thinking like, maaan I can't WAIT to do something else when this is over

Do you feel like letting go?
I wonder how far down it is

such cruelty! @ominousglunk.bsky.social ran afoul of a battlemage. this didn't happen to anyone else in this fantasy battle by the way it was done to her specifically for no particular reason

My 600 follower life...

WIDE LOADD

doggy doggy doggy cant you see

sometimes your moobs just hypnotize me

an anthro butch cow wwoman, weighing at least several dozen tons, is straddled by a fat anthro rabbit, who presses their belly against the cow's cheek (badly losing the head-to-head comparison)

Ohhhh, @ominousglunk.bsky.social thinks she's soooo big. well let's see how she compares to THIS big heap'a gut

(whump) oh she's still quite a bit bigger, oh well

+ featuring my sona, whom I haven't drawn in a year, who has a weird ponytail-bun thing I'm not sure is actually possible to have

Extremely easy to grab no matter how fat your hands are. but ALSO so messy and sticky that it is impossible to eat them in a dignified non-hedonistic way

I need the implied guy with insane beefy pecs but I ALSO need a cis guy with like K-cups

Libra Nightreign is literally so hot and it eats me up how no one else seems to notice

I forgot they made the regeneradores soooo damn fine in RE4make

Messy eaters and mascot suits are a bad mix, particularly when you've been tf'ed *into* the mascot suit and the costume can't be washed anymore so those pizza sauce stains are going to be on you for the rest of your life : (

@ominousglunk.bsky.social as beloved pizzeria-arcade mascot 'skipper'

little mario reference for the gamer geeks out there

@ominousglunk.bsky.social

Messy eaters and mascot suits are a bad mix, particularly when you've been tf'ed *into* the mascot suit and the costume can't be washed anymore so those pizza sauce stains are going to be on you for the rest of your life : (

@ominousglunk.bsky.social as beloved pizzeria-arcade mascot 'skipper'

should i have mentioned that you should dm me

There used to be a guy on like Derpibooru over a decade ago who would comment on fat pony art with really precise estimates of how much characters weighed, how far across they were, whether they'd break the furniture they were sitting on/injure the pony they were crushing, etc

That shit was so rad

Women really do be like "it's kinda cold in here don't you think"

Modern Marianne C/MM

Emptying the pantry 🐗
Commission for anonymous

Something about the rumpled shower curtain makes it look like you busted a hole in the wall to get into this room

I need those gayass skeleton shorts BAD

Woah nelly

Cake but specifically cheap sheet cakes from the supermarket chilled aisle >>>>>

such cruelty! @ominousglunk.bsky.social ran afoul of a battlemage. this didn't happen to anyone else in this fantasy battle by the way it was done to her specifically for no particular reason

i dont have a funny way of asking for this but im really feeling this form and if anyone took the time to doodle her i would smile grinly

heeeeyyyyyyyy piggy piggy piggy (🎨 @laggromorph.bsky.social)

Libra Nightreign is literally so hot and it eats me up how no one else seems to notice

Considering whether doing comms (despite months of near-total inactivity) will be what it takes to jolt me into art-making

this is the worst fucking price sheet ever