🔞 lardomorph

SOLID BUILD

I COLORED THE WRONG PART OF HIS UNDERWEAR fuck my life

Seeing saves on my artwork is flattering because I interpret it explicitly as "I'm gonna jerk off to this later"

I COLORED THE WRONG PART OF HIS UNDERWEAR fuck my life

Huh? wuh? couldn't hear you over my, well, take your pick

This aligns well with my two favorite things of

- fat girl who talks about her stomach like it's a lovably-annoying needy pet she has to constantly care for

- EXTREMELY fat girl whose belly is so near-immovably huge and uncontrolled that she thinks of it as a separate entity that she's at war with

I'm all about This spot here. I wanna poke it bad

should i have mentioned that you should dm me

That scooterpossum is probably the most "rendered" thing I've ever drawn huh. took a SHITLOAD of time I'm in awe of people who can bang things like that out in <4hr

A frankly unimaginably obese opossum (~800–950 lb?) leans over on her tiny supermarket scooter to eat whole twinkies out of a box on a store shelf. She's got a sort of white-trash "People of Walmart" thing going on and has practically poured herself into the biggest pair of olive-green pants I've ever seen. She says "(hhnn... mmnhh...) Jus', like, (hnn,) hold the fuck UP fer a second, these got a sale awn... (hyewww, hhf-)".

A frankly unimaginably obese opossum (~800–950 lb?) leans over on her tiny supermarket scooter to eat whole twinkies out of a box on a store shelf. She's got a sort of white-trash "People of Walmart" thing going on and has practically poured herself into the biggest pair of olive-green pants I've ever seen. She says "(hhnn... mmnhh...) Jus', like, (hnn,) hold the fuck UP fer a second, these got a sale awn... (hyewww, hhf-)".

Gonna be late getting home from the supermarket, there's 900 pounds of scooter-flattening lard jamming up the aisle and it'll probably be closer to 950 by the time she's done

@ominousglunk.bsky.social 🛒

I'm unsure how to remedy this, it's definitely something I wish I enjoyed way more than I actually do

I struggle with rendering in my artwork because I'm always in "okay let's get this done as quickly as possible" mode for some reason lol

Drawing isn't unpleasant to me, but I'm always thinking like, maaan I can't WAIT to do something else when this is over

Do you feel like letting go?
I wonder how far down it is

such cruelty! @ominousglunk.bsky.social ran afoul of a battlemage. this didn't happen to anyone else in this fantasy battle by the way it was done to her specifically for no particular reason

My 600 follower life...

WIDE LOADD

doggy doggy doggy cant you see

sometimes your moobs just hypnotize me

an anthro butch cow wwoman, weighing at least several dozen tons, is straddled by a fat anthro rabbit, who presses their belly against the cow's cheek (badly losing the head-to-head comparison)

Ohhhh, @ominousglunk.bsky.social thinks she's soooo big. well let's see how she compares to THIS big heap'a gut

(whump) oh she's still quite a bit bigger, oh well

+ featuring my sona, whom I haven't drawn in a year, who has a weird ponytail-bun thing I'm not sure is actually possible to have

Extremely easy to grab no matter how fat your hands are. but ALSO so messy and sticky that it is impossible to eat them in a dignified non-hedonistic way

I need the implied guy with insane beefy pecs but I ALSO need a cis guy with like K-cups

Libra Nightreign is literally so hot and it eats me up how no one else seems to notice

I forgot they made the regeneradores soooo damn fine in RE4make

Messy eaters and mascot suits are a bad mix, particularly when you've been tf'ed *into* the mascot suit and the costume can't be washed anymore so those pizza sauce stains are going to be on you for the rest of your life : (

@ominousglunk.bsky.social as beloved pizzeria-arcade mascot 'skipper'

little mario reference for the gamer geeks out there

@ominousglunk.bsky.social

Messy eaters and mascot suits are a bad mix, particularly when you've been tf'ed *into* the mascot suit and the costume can't be washed anymore so those pizza sauce stains are going to be on you for the rest of your life : (

@ominousglunk.bsky.social as beloved pizzeria-arcade mascot 'skipper'

There used to be a guy on like Derpibooru over a decade ago who would comment on fat pony art with really precise estimates of how much characters weighed, how far across they were, whether they'd break the furniture they were sitting on/injure the pony they were crushing, etc

That shit was so rad

Women really do be like "it's kinda cold in here don't you think"

Modern Marianne C/MM

Emptying the pantry 🐗
Commission for anonymous

Something about the rumpled shower curtain makes it look like you busted a hole in the wall to get into this room