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So Nintendo really did just decide to full on become the Apple Inc. of video games, but can we really say this wasn't predictable? After all, walled gardens are pretty appealing to the grande bourgeoisie.

Linguistic genocide I feel, is the most insidious, for no other has existed so long and been as effective while remaining so hidden from public consciousness.

Destroy a people's language, you destroy their culture; destroy their culture, and you extinguish said people without ever firing a shot.

Huskies and malamutes are just housewolves.

Xi JinPoohbear can bite my hundred acre wood.

Imagine reverse sleep-debt, now imagine how great it'd be.

Hear me out, wanna pull an all-weekender? Just hibernate three days beforehand and boom.

That'd be pretty neat.

He can have both my cell and home number. Hell even my SSN and mother's maiden name if he asked for it, like *HUFF*

For real, like when was it decided that buttons were obsolete? Wouldn't be surprised if next it was decided wheels are obsolete so everything should have treads. Okay, maybe not the *best* analogy, but yeah.

Raisin bran and honey bunches of oats are just lucky charms for adults.

Must've sucked for him, last I heard he was spotted carrying a grandfather clock with him, even had shoulder/waste straps, the works.

Pro-tip: Don't analyze the Rosenberg work while stoned, you'll spend an abnormally long amount of time doing so.

10/10 would stare at again

~95% of time spent working on a scientific paper is ensuring one's citations are in order.

--Confucious, probably

Happy Holidays! 🤣🤣🤣

A Vegemite of snipers.

Please God, Holy Father in all Your glorious wisdom, hear this prayer as I bequeath of You to never ever let her get her nursing license. In Yehoshua's name, amen.

Whelp, that's the best I can do for all of our sakes, we can only hope she flunks every exam.

That one's half-right tho. Not more dangerous, but definitely more potent. In the days of the Beatles 7-9% THC was considered "knock-out kush". Nowadays, it's near impossible to find anything below 27-30% unless it's brickweed, not that I'm complaining lol.

Just do it the old fashioned way: sniff real hard and brace for the bitter drips.

Not implying I have experience with it, totally not 😏

And you can't even get drunk off fruitcake.

It's for getting wasted festively, of course. The real psyop is fruitcake: Nobody likes it, nobody wants it, yet it keeps coming back

Linguistics hot take: Noam Chomsky is a has-been hack who should've retired two decades and some change ago.

a content warning has been added to fouad’s account, even though as far as i can tell, this is just another gazan who’s trying desperately to escape genocide. please help if you can!

The Holiday season is here! Hopefully a time of relaxation ad re-connection with family & community. It can also be a hard time too so remember:

Indulge but know your limits! Over-doing it only leads to regrets

Give your time and love to people who deserve it, not those who demand it. Found family is just as valuable as those you were born to.

If you are feeling sad and alone, know there are so many people out there who feel the same way. Go against those self isolating thoughts and reach out!

The regular end of year holidays reminder 🥰
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You just perfectly described every Tankie ever

Lions are the original deadbeat dads.

Correction, he did design the cyber truck tho ... Which is exactly why they're pieces of cold hard shit on wheels lmao. Literally designed around what a 13 year old thinks is "cool".

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