WhatEhHeyHuh

Americans telling their military bases that this is war of GOD is funny because no way religion against religion ends bad.

And you allowed it

Trump on Putin: We’re friends
Putin blasts Ukraine

Trump on Putin: We’re friends
Putin gives intel to Iran

Trump on Putin:
We’re friends

...dude, you’re nothing but a half of a heart of a trinket you made up.

You're not bffs. He just wanted to smash.....

“Trans children are perfect.”

YouTube video by Whose Line Is It Anyway? The Best of PROPS! | Whose Line Is It Anyway/

Wait. WAIT.

Props.
Made up positions.
Phrases you’d never think you’d hear from real leaders.

Is the Trump administration just a spin-off of Whose Line Is It Anyway? 🤯🤯

She’ll still have a budget, right? Surely her new made-up post needs new props? She can’t run that on basic Instagram filters alone?

MAGA logic:

Trump not winning the Nobel Peace Prize: Outrageous
Trump starting a war: Fine

6 US soldiers have died in the war with Iran.
How many more are needed until it’s a bigger thing than Trump not winning the Nobel Peace Prize?

Did Fox News learn to count to 100 between last September and now? That should be bigger news.

Call me cynical but I think Trump just wanted to bomb something, to show off his “power”.

Advance on European ground, Greenland, would have given him most points.

South America, Venezuela, is fine.

Iran, is playing on easy settings of a game of, what?

Everyone STOP it. It's NOT A WAR.

Source: CNN with Speaker Johnson.

If there's one thing we know, it's that Mike knows.

Why? Saying Iran's naval powers aren't that great? Or that US with all of its military power is focusing on the wrong thing? Or, they just touching on a low hanging fruit?

Things insurance companies love:
1. Super risky pasts
2. Current potential legal disputes
3. Things that were clearly broken before

Trump: I just bombed a country

Insurance: Excellent. And that’s before or after, and you do know you are responsible?

US bombs Iran.
Iran retaliates.

The US expected Iran be like; “We keep the air free, it’s only fair, would you like a branded gift bag with it?”

Does ICE just look at people’s Call of Duty history’s and go: yea, just the guy we need.

He sooooo wants it.

He wants it, just doesn't want to earn it.

Bondi was a better attack poodle. Noem didn't even have a folder.

Violent, illegal immigrants, are bad, and should be sent home. But that’s not an excuse to uphold violent native criminals.

Were the Republicans in the Noem hearing told to use the word “Homeland” as much as possible?

Nifty tactic in terms of trying to influence the unconscious, and conscious, brain.

But. Noem has done so much evil, will it be enough to get her through this?

Tillis vs Noem is. something.

I agree with quite a lot. Mostly with why not just admit you made a mistake when you made a mistake.

That's AI, right?

SNL's Colin Jost on Iran: "This attack might be a bad idea, I don't know. I'm not really an expert on Iran. So let's hear from someone who can explain why we might have done it."

I don't believe this for a second. I think Mamdani is either in power of choosing yes or no on Trump owned property, or otherwise useful as a tool, maybe as brand points

Maybe not put Epstein and Aliens in a same paragraph?
We know Epstein is real. Aliens tbd...unless...?

Also. Why so weird?

NOT ONE DOLLAR OF TAXPAYER MONEY

Destruction of the biggest symbols of US, and what it stands for, done

Destroyed, Rebuilt, with NOT ONE DOLLAR OF TAXPAYER MONEY, but with who knows what money.

Whose money? Is that even dollars? Who’s owning it now? ...if not taxes...Americans still...or...?

Why is it that the “Most transparent admin in history” is constantly found hiding things?

Must be exhausting having to constantly lie, deny, and hope nothing new comes up.

Helpful tip:
Release ALL Epstein Files with ONLY VICTIMS’* INFORMATION REDACTED

*Victims= people who were sexually abused

Without reality it could be a Hattivatti?

#moomins

...yes I know reality, I selectively ignore it...

U.S. women's hockey team declines Trump's invitation to the State of the Union President Donald Trump invited the men's and women's hockey teams after both won gold medals in overtime games against Canada.

Chicks with sticks say no to dicks.

Shoutout to the US women’s team for the win and show of strength, on an off the ice.

I actually streamed this live instead of just counting on you to show it later, and I was waiting to hear what happened with the Mamdani story...but then glasses happened...what happened with the Mamdani story? Did people show up to shovel? Was that bad? For people to show up?

Royals being investigated and arrested.
C-suite, even CEO’s stepping down.
United Nations speaking of crimes against humanity.

Trump administration: Move along, nothing to see here.

Epstein Files.

It’s cute to be this stupid if you’re:

a. A kid
b. A noob
c. A hot young blonde

What’s Witkoff’s excuse?