WhatEhHeyHuh

What if: kids on a gondola lift, cables breaking, certain death below.

One person, with a backpack of overly reaching gear, launches at them, landing.

Tiny hands bundled with zip ties on the waist as they ninja-rope away, saving them all, hero.

Never say never...
...But yeah, Trump is a dick.

I'm not. The same way I’m sure he can lower drug prices 1000% I’m sure I’m not tired of him.

1000%!

#mathmatters #factsmatter #seriously?
#AlsoTiredOfWaitingForTheEPSTEIN_Files

Enough with the distractions and delays! Release the Epstein Files!

In a Ripley’s Believe It or Not level comment, Trump is saying that Fox is always trying to be politically correct. 😶🤣😂

Why is Trump so mad? With all the “winning” he is doing?

Well that’s one way to lower the value of the dollar

Coming soon to everywhere near you:

The Trump Organization acquires USA. Pledge your allegiance accordingly and correctly, or else.

United States of America,
Now a Trump Organization company

That's the future, right? It's not the laws, people, or country that matters, just that Trump is happy?

Trump admin is using federal employees as propagandists against their will.

To quote a quote in the article: “Nobody follows the law anymore"

Going to start using kimmel as a verb

“Can you kimmel the government so that people don’t lose their jobs?”

“No, you can't kimmel Trump vodka because no one even wanted it the first time”

KIMMEL: “That sonofabitch… I never imagined we’d have a president like this, and I hope we never have another president like this again… celebrating hundreds of Americans losing their jobs - he took pleasure in that. The opposite of what a leader is supposed to be.”

What time is it in Quantico? Why does Trump sound like your local drunko in your local pub close to closing time rambling on without anyone knowing what they are talking about?

Trump’s speech to the military:

Good paper, gold paper, not signed with an autopen. I love my signature. Everyone loves my signature.

Hegseth’s speech sounds like they are abandoning all morals and humanity

Make crime illegal again!

Democrats’ next presidential campaign slogan

Is Hegseth really just forcing people to fly in from all over the world to listen to his Ted Talk? Or does he have some leak-worthy war plans but is now afraid to use technology?

Trump on Tylenol like he’s about to announce a new pharma company: Pregnant women, suffer it up. It makes kids grow up autistic if you do. Tylenol.

Science still on nature vs nurture, science: that’s Tylenol? Can you say that about 30 more times?

Trump: Tylenol! Don’t take Tylenol. Tylenol!!!

How hard is it to say "Rape is bad" and "All rapists should be sentenced"?

Release the Epstein Files

Trump: Escalator didn’t work. Whoever did this, deranged. Evil. Pure evil.
Epstein victims: We were raped..
Trump: ..escalator mechanics..
Epstein victims: We were raped......
Trump: ..I had to walk a flight of stairs

Not a noble price, but the award for being the biggest dick goes to Trump.

A REAL DISGRACE: “the leader of the free world” rambles on for an hour, blames it on an escalator

1. The escalator: could have taken the adjacent one?
2. Teleprompter didn’t work for 15 min? You spoke for an hour?
3. Melania doesn’t speak English, doesn’t use an interpreter? #muted ?

Look. America. Bondi in May said they saved 258 million lives with a Fentanyl bust.

That’s 76% of America!

Kimmel came back with 6.26 million viewers.

That’s 1.8% of US.

Trump: Bondi is great. Kimmel is not funny.

Question: Which of these numbers is more reliable and why?
#criticalthinking

Anyone can have a sharpie?

Based on my empirical research of posts on gun violence in America: gun violence in America - guns won't stop it, they only add to it; it seems like people having access to guns is part of the problem of people using guns?

YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live Jimmy Kimmel is Back!

Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube.

It would be a shame for you to share it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

That's obviously pennies of people. No real person with a dollar amount would watch it.

And yet! ABC reinstated it after.......too many people cancelled on them? Too much money lost? People did more damage than Trump could make?

Sharing this.

Trump embarrassing the US at the UN: I’m the bestest. You guys suck. Peace is out. I’d drop the mic but it failed like you and the escalator.

Newsom: Hey fam, we’re here. Still care about things...We could join you? Maybe? As a new country?

Naming it: Newsomia? NonTrumpSom? DonNadaLand?

Pretty organized actually if you think of it. One by one each reporting, each accountable, each factual norm is taken away.

It's not to spread cynicism, it's to normalize one source of "facts", one set of "approved" behaviors.

It's to stretch and test what the crowd can take, and then do more.

I’m assuming like 7% truth rate on this post. But. What are radical left outfits? There’s a new fashion line in sight? Sign me up!

Trump on constitution

Has anyone considered that you cannot shoot without a gun?

YouTube video by FOX 4 Dallas-Fort Worth Donald Trump appears to not place hand on bible while sworn-in as president

Is not putting your hand on the bible same as crossing your fingers behind your back?

Trump when sworn in as president: I’m saying these words but I don’t mean them. The First amendment will be the first to go!

Trump JUST told the UN that he is the bestest and how he is all for free speech.

Free speech only lasted till Kimmel got his job back?

Now we're back to threats: speaking freely = putting people and companies in jeopardy?