TheTowelBoy thetowelboy - Bluesky Statics

Is there any better core workout than steering an IKEA shopping cart?

24.08.2025 18:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I alllllmost put mine out this weekend and then it rained all day Sunday and I was glad I left it in the shed.

08.07.2025 15:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We bought a nice patio set 10+ years ago and it still looks brand new cuz it spends most of its time in the shed. 😂

29.06.2025 21:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with his hand on his chin . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with his hand on his chin .

18.06.2025 02:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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15.06.2025 14:48 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

15.06.2025 02:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😑

15.06.2025 02:47 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Hockey God Goal!!

13.06.2025 03:38 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😑

13.06.2025 03:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a young boy is sitting on a couch with his head resting on his hand . ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch with his head resting on his hand .

Wish there was hockey on tonight.

11.06.2025 20:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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10.06.2025 13:21 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just 4 quick ones and they’re right back in this.

10.06.2025 02:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😒

10.06.2025 00:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Poor Jeff Skinner.

10.06.2025 00:08 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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07.06.2025 04:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Already doing better than last year. 😮‍💨

05.06.2025 03:51 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t have any ice cream tho. :(

05.06.2025 03:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m basically Keanu Reeves in that Rogers commercial watching penguins as I sit here reacting in mumbles to my tv during this overtime. I even say “so cute” every time I see Nuge.

05.06.2025 03:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

May I recommend a 700+ GSM (grams per square meter) in an Egyptian or Turkish cotton?

05.06.2025 03:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a bald man wearing glasses is sitting in front of a wall and says `` i can 't '' . ALT: a bald man wearing glasses is sitting in front of a wall and says `` i can 't '' .

SCF OVERTIME?!?

05.06.2025 02:55 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man with a beard and a helmet says jaaaa ALT: a man with a beard and a helmet says jaaaa

05.06.2025 02:28 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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04.06.2025 23:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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04.06.2025 23:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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04.06.2025 23:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🫡

04.06.2025 23:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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04.06.2025 13:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SCF LFG

30.05.2025 02:41 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man is sweating a lot and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face . ALT: a man is sweating a lot and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .

On one hand, I’m amped! On the other, it’s a three goal lead.

30.05.2025 00:40 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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22.05.2025 13:21 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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