SwissyxSkye

Energy drinks ain’t cuttin it no more, bout to go chew on a power cord.

The crab rang, I gooned.

My favorite hobby is rage baiting my pets, and my least favorite thing is when they remember that they can rage bait me back at 3am

Pulling up to house at max volume so my fur babies know big pimpin has returned safely

“Here comes the airplane!” I say as I jam a fork in an outlet.

IM JUST NOW SEEING THIS AND ITS KILLING ME

If you’re bisexual which half of pride month do you celebrate?

a picture of me, there is a filter on it to make the colors more saturated

A picture of a black cat laying in the sun on carpet

A brown multicolored cat laying on carpet

Another picture of me

#promosky

lizzie, she/they, 23 yo, mdni

i post whatever i want at the time, but here are the main things:

➳ shitposting
➳ cats
➳ collecting (physical media, plushies, etc)
➳ book reviews
➳ tattoos/piercings
➳ concert goer
➳ nature lover
➳ general witchiness/ spirituality

❤︎/↻ appreciated

I told the bunnies what you did, good luck frolicking in the fields hoe

Need thoughts and prayers, I forgot to stop for my caffeine fix this morning

The moon can’t control me if I’m dehydrated all the time

When I die I wanna come back as that lil wild ass parakeet that is always being a menace in the cupboard.

How I be calling my cat to come cuddle

“THoSE eNerGY DrinKS ArE GunNa KilL yoU” god forbid a girl have something to look forward to

Bout to take a page outta lilos book and start putting these hoes in the pickle jar because they need punished

Gotta be the problem you wanna see in the world or whatever ghandi said

They earned it

Bruh I cannot lie, this month has been dragging me around by the peach fuzz on my ass 😮‍💨

On my witchy shit, just cast a poison spell (cropdusted this facility’s ENTIRE hallway)

Don’t forget your warpaint! (Conditioner around your edges)

Physically I’m at work but mentally I’m a very fat cat on one of those water treadmills. Just confused and reluctant.

Good lawd the sun is OUT and dammit my titties bout to be too

Been hating on the cybertruck and jeep gladiator for so long I’ve forgotten my roots and that is gagging every time I have to lay eyes upon a Chevy SSR🤢

Don’t forget to put y’all water and rocks out to charge tonight because mercury is about to go get micro braids and we gunna need all the help we can get

You know napping like a cat in the sun on one of those 3 fold plastic tubey lounge chairs from the 90s would fix half my problems rn

Hell yeah I got that dog in me, but it got in the trash and now has a stomach ache and will definitely throw up

A polish university just came out with a study stating girl dads tend to live longer because they make healthier choices… clearly my dad didn’t get the memo 🙄

My coworker just brought me in an energy drink unprompted, I don’t know if I need to put a ring on it or give her head.