Bethany

Shut up you know everyone would

The image displays an article titled "Please don’t put ground-up wasp nests in your vagina" from Popular Science.

Don’t put ants in your ears
Or bees in your anus
Lick a porcupine once
You’ll find out what pain is
And there’s just one last thing
One final reminder

Fancy being so arrogantly ignorant that you make a post on something you know nothing about & haven't experienced, and then disable not only replies but even quote tweets. And being way off the mark. While also being incredibly ableist & unempathic to people's varying needs

Love this post but also enchanted that Alex has a music stand for his script

Poverty is stressful and does not have great outcomes. If people knew they had a guaranteed income they would be mentally and physically healthy. We all know this, intuitively. UBI has been studied ad nauseam since the 70s and proven extremely effective.

Don't tell us we can't have a universal basic income, free health care, free college, and no people living on the streets when we apparently have money for war and militarized police.

these people should all hang

Hopefully Labour now realise that 75% of people don’t want Reform and that the people who vote Reform will not vote for Labour. It’s so fucking obvious. I don’t know why they’ve been doing what they’ve been doing. Congrats to the people of Galton and Simpson making the right choice.

I was going to send this to you then I realised this was you

Hooray for @thehornesection.bsky.social whose second TV series won the Best Returning TV Sitcom award :)

(Oh and also Taskmaster Comedy of the Year...)

Buddy, you're an old man, poor man.
Pleading with your eyes, wanna make the big bucks someday.
You got no class, no grace. Big disgrace.
Charging four dollars for

Aahhhh I'm as happy as Mark Brown holding an award!
Congratulations lads!!!
(Does this mean a chance of series 3?)

Mandelsoff ayooo

Maybe the bread and circuses we needed all along was for exactly one rich & powerful epstein class dickhead to get arrested per week

@brainmage.bsky.social
I can't recommend any of this but it's amazing to read that smell can just .. pop back. Maybe you need to shit harder
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Smh he's really not been paying attention.
So much so that the 'unexpected' part doesn't even apply any more - he's gone straight out the other side into 'recognised as fanciable'.

people say i shouldn't steal their pensions and put the money into a big hole in the hope that it grows into a massive delicious money tree. and to those people I say: this money pit is my baby. she needs money to live. are you trying to starve my baby? wow. get a load of the baby starver over here

He thinks what?!? Outrageous

I'm intrigued by this. Is it something you've sung/recited? From something you've seen on film/TV? music hall rep? from childhood or more recently?

I also need some convincing this isn't a typical product of your imagination.

She never lived to see this moment, but it’s worth remembering that none of this would have happened without Virginia Giuffre.

She had the courage to speak out against power and privilege when it was just her word against Andrew’s.

Thanks to her, justice & accountability may finally have its day.

Oh, the grand old duke of york
He ██████████████████
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And he ██████████████████

my hope is this news is enough to begin the healing process for the branding team at Pizza Express

🎵The grand old duke of york
🎵 He got ten thousand years

Very tempting offers.

Brightly colored folkloric horse drawing in red pink and brown with colorful flowered and striped saddle. Red plum blossoms. Words: 2026 year of the fire horse

Happy New Year of the Fire Horse, Everyone! Gong Xi Fa Cai! Kung Hay Fat Choy! 恭喜发财！春节快乐！🎆🎆🐴🐴🎇🎇🧧🧧

i love my friends so much

YouTube video by The Horne Section Pancake Day (Official Video)

I know my tradition is to share the Danny John-Jules song on Pancake Day but I think this year we need a bit of @thehornesection.bsky.social and beautiful Joe doing some proper Emoting in the kitchen.
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I have that with edamame beans. Not food to me

Oh that sounds brilliant! I also published an article on sonata form as a metaphor, using the approach of Hofstadter (in Metamagical Themas) and constructivist language among others.

I'm curious how you worked this into this topic!? (There's some random stuff in mine too..)