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Craig Can’t Even

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And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?” Just a girldad & husband working in public health. Love a good musical, Boston sports, progressive politics, classic film, etymological tidbits, new wave music, & obsolete technology. Also pretty gay.

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Literal lol

05.03.2026 19:40 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reflecting on the millions of ways we as a society failed Britney. Manifesting a new day where she finds her peace, healing, and happiness.

05.03.2026 18:04 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There was a theater on our college campus that would show all 100 films over 4 year, (the idea being that you could see all films during your tenure). Saw several classics this way.

I also came of age during VH1’s listicle era, so my brain is mush and I instinctively rank everything.

04.03.2026 22:34 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

With a side of “serious lapse in judgment and disregard for your digestive system”

04.03.2026 21:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Famous Blue Raincoat (Digitally Remastered)
YouTube video by Jennifer Warnes - Topic Famous Blue Raincoat (Digitally Remastered)

I will always come back to this album. Jennifer’s warm contralto. Cohen’s poetry. The production that is just the right touch of 80s nostalgia without heavy-handedness that can come with that. It is and will always be a favorite.

04.03.2026 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Salem Lowe, Home of the Iconic Chop Suey Sandwich, Is Making a Comeback A pair of local restaurateurs have bought the place and are reopening it in April

The chop suey sandwich of Salem, MA.

04.03.2026 21:13 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0
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Ansari: "The DOJ was caught red handed withholding explosive and credible FBI witness interviews of a woman who accused Donald Trump of sexually assaulting her when she was a minor. Shouldn't we hold hearings on that? Shouldn't Pam Bondi be here, forced to testify about why she's violating the law?"

04.03.2026 17:32 — 👍 3775    🔁 1127    💬 58    📌 38
Twenty Million People - My Favorite Year
YouTube video by mlangen1130 Twenty Million People - My Favorite Year

Love “My Favorite Year.” Also love the opening number from the musical. #TCMParty

03.03.2026 23:08 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Odd fact: I believe she is the only Disney princess to have no recording of her performing songs from the film live.

So you’re telling me there’s still a chance!

03.03.2026 15:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

An excellent film that I find almost hard to watch today because it was all too prescient.

03.03.2026 15:30 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This episode of Murder She Wrote costars both Richard Kline and Jeff Conaway and this is the Three’s Company/Grease crossover I never knew I needed.

03.03.2026 05:13 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

When Amy Winehouse sang "What kind of fuckery is this?"

I felt that.

03.03.2026 03:07 — 👍 60    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

you can have a dinner that celebrates the First Amendment or a dinner that features Donald Trump but you cannot have both

03.03.2026 00:17 — 👍 2758    🔁 680    💬 67    📌 13

At least we got not one, but two versions of the incomparable OBCR! Still waiting on that deluxe CD release that includes both the stereo and mono recordings...

02.03.2026 23:07 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Glitter and be gay - MARY COSTA , 1971
YouTube video by AlwaysNew Glitter and be gay - MARY COSTA , 1971

And on this episode of "Where is the Cast Recording?!" - Candide 1959 Original London Cast

02.03.2026 23:05 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0
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a black and white photo of a fence and a house in the background Alt: An animated gif showing “Tara,” the plantation home from “Gone with the Wind.” Vivien Leigh as Scarlett O’Hara peeks out from behind a tree in the foreground.

Did somebody say “Terra?”

02.03.2026 20:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Belinda Carlisle - Heaven on Earth (1987)

Belinda Carlisle - Heaven on Earth (1987)

Circle in the sand… round and round

02.03.2026 20:29 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

02.03.2026 11:57 — 👍 43852    🔁 6855    💬 4769    📌 1828

Hoping that listening to the 5th Dimension will counteract the doomscrolling at least a little bit

02.03.2026 02:48 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Chris Murphy: "We need to stand up for the American citizens that ICE is murdering, the kids they're terrorizing. They should stop this illegal war and they should stop ICE from terrorizing our communities. We should demand they do both things."

01.03.2026 16:07 — 👍 8110    🔁 2228    💬 217    📌 120

This is the correct answer

01.03.2026 22:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Founded by Dove Cameron

01.03.2026 21:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have recently come to learn that an alarmingly high proportion of young people think that “Genie in a Bottle” is a Dove Cameron original…

01.03.2026 20:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Senator Chris Murphy (D-CT) speaks to reporters outside a Senate Committee hearing

Senator Chris Murphy (D-CT) speaks to reporters outside a Senate Committee hearing

Chris Murphy: “He's the most corrupt president in the history of our nation — This is a disaster. It is illegal. And the president is obligated under the Constitution to come to Congress & ask for an authorization of military force”

01.03.2026 17:04 — 👍 4415    🔁 1095    💬 220    📌 70
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www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

01.03.2026 14:59 — 👍 6155    🔁 2260    💬 332    📌 112

We need to ban these markets.

01.03.2026 02:14 — 👍 354    🔁 67    💬 18    📌 2
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The incomparable Bernadette Peters really knows how to make a moment stick. I’ll be thinking about this section of “Color and Light” forever. Happiest of birthdays, Ms. Peters. We don’t deserve you.

01.03.2026 02:27 — 👍 34    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Phonography > Telephone

01.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The thing about the U.S. and Israel is that both of their leaders are trying to stay out of prison.

28.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 11162    🔁 3350    💬 316    📌 184

A United States senator from the president's own party, one who serves on the Select Committee on Intelligence and the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations, has no idea what's going on as America goes to war with Iran.

28.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 6372    🔁 2000    💬 219    📌 73