fiduciarydoody

Tryin' to imagine makin' a billion dollars scribblin' about baby wizards and whatnot, then sittin' in my castle, rage-tweetin' at trans people all day. Guuurl you won at life. It's cool to just sign out and take everyone your ass has ever known to Wingstop.

14.02.2025 22:36 — 👍 4333    🔁 646    💬 43    📌 32

republicans hate children most of all.

12.02.2025 20:06 — 👍 55    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:

-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.

-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
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12.02.2025 17:18 — 👍 32940    🔁 7082    💬 574    📌 596

This is absolutely insane. Musk’s DOGE crew just straight up *took* $80 million from an NYC bank account!

12.02.2025 19:39 — 👍 25702    🔁 10712    💬 1678    📌 1003

RFK Jr. is disqualified, dangerous, and cannot be given the power to make critical health care decisions for millions of Americans.

I'm headed to the floor to put up a fight against his nomination.

12.02.2025 23:40 — 👍 16411    🔁 1644    💬 690    📌 87

The Pool Players.
Seven at the Golden Shovel.

We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

13.02.2025 02:12 — 👍 51    🔁 10    💬 3    📌 0

(above an image of Rep. Frost) "You mean to tell me a man worth over $400 billion is gonna decide what happens with my grandma's Social Security check?"

13.02.2025 02:45 — 👍 3610    🔁 894    💬 58    📌 32

Why does bsky say I have three followers (oooh!) but show one? Who are those other two and why are they hidden? I thought this was a “No Secrets” platform.

24.01.2025 06:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0