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Lord Stabbington III

@burlyunicorn.bsky.social

Basically a nerdy lifter, a sadomasochistic kinkster, a body modder(silicone 715cc), stacked with slightly stabby mentality πŸ’ͺπŸ»πŸ¦„ Alt account to X cuz ya know.

4,706 Followers  |  485 Following  |  281 Posts  |  Joined: 07.11.2024  |  1.7739

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next in line ft @madasthorse.bsky.social

05.12.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1653    πŸ” 292    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

Gains looking great sexy

04.12.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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More people should feel that way

04.12.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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after this mornings grossness, timeline cleanse!

Normally I’d be shy about a vid that so prominently shows my disability and overtly references my love of sniffing dudes, but idk I think it’s hot that even with my disability I hulked outta my shorts bc @pupperstucker.bsky.social made me so feral

01.12.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 529    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 0

Never stops me from making out and playing with ya 😘

02.12.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New release! Watch me ride my new favorite toy 😈 you know where to see more!

30.11.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1133    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 6
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Turkey was plump this year. What’s your favorite part of the bird?
#thanksgiving2025
#stuffedbear
#glistening
#chubbybear
#daddybearstatus

29.11.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1276    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 2

Can I be the OB to confirm?

29.11.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gym update, getting there… I think, not sure the boys will come to my yard yet

24.11.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 391    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s a white Christmas πŸ€­πŸŽ„

25.12.2024 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 362    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1
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Got a taste πŸ˜‹

02.10.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The image shows a person sitting in a bathtub filled with water, partially obscured by water. They have a large beard and are displaying a hairy torso. The focus is on their lower body and hands, with some tattoos visible on one leg.

The image shows a person sitting in a bathtub filled with water, partially obscured by water. They have a large beard and are displaying a hairy torso. The focus is on their lower body and hands, with some tattoos visible on one leg.

Senshi vibe hella strong.

13.11.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 841    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Thick Dick Thursday from me and my thick dick

13.11.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 718    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

I mean you both were living in sin, you needed a modest Christian boy to set the record straight lol

24.11.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The way my tits jiggle while I’m jorkin it

23.11.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1002    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 3

Well you are cute πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

23.11.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Where’s my invite lol. I love letting the boys breathe in the lockerroom

23.11.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry the locker room smells like balls, @pupperstucker.bsky.social and I were just doing our post-lift cooldown

23.11.2025 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 501    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Big dog big bone

(πŸ“·: @modernretrobear.bsky.social )

23.11.2025 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 636    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Feeling extra wide after pull day πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ

22.11.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 717    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pumped up

21.11.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1451    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5
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When the puppy you invited over to collab won't stop shaking from all the prostate orgasms and wont stop calling you a real good dog, thats gonna be a hot video. Oh...made him piss a little too.

On this last FCF before Thanksgiving I am thankful for lots. Mainly for my bf and my pup and my friends

21.11.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 707    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3
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Careful angle, massive belly. Oversized septum bc idk felt like it.

20.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1335    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 0

They are called β€œmicro influencers” emphasis on their 5 loyal subscribers lol

20.11.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah you could say I'm in shape 😏 (spherical)

19.11.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 653    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1
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Coach put me in the Game last night and I took a few for the team πŸ˜ˆπŸ†πŸ‘πŸ’¦πŸ·βš“οΈ

19.11.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 388    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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one year later
🐴🐴🐷🐴🐴
patreon.com/dramamine

03.10.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2739    πŸ” 526    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2
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knot goin anywhere
patreon.com/dramamine

18.11.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4754    πŸ” 896    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 8
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Anyone want to pound a horny post gym pussy? #teamlocked

18.11.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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