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Lord Stabbington III

@burlyunicorn.bsky.social

Basically a nerdy lifter, a sadomasochistic kinkster, a body modder(silicone 715cc), stacked with slightly stabby mentality ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿฆ„ Alt account to X cuz ya know.

4,514 Followers  |  458 Following  |  255 Posts  |  Joined: 07.11.2024  |  2.2264

Latest posts by burlyunicorn.bsky.social on Bluesky

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A fat pad feature? On Tummy Tuesday and NOT Fatboy Friday?! My god I really have no respect for internet custom, do I. It would be terrible if you bullied me about it, Iโ€™d sure hate that ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

07.10.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 775    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Finally tried the posing room!

04.10.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1936    ๐Ÿ” 109    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So wiiiiiiiiiddddddeeee ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

07.10.2025 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Chest pump @ 340/345

07.10.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1073    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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POV - I'm checking your cage on Locktober 4th

04.10.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 256    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#fcf #silicone

04.10.2025 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 213    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Uncensored version, accurate, always leaking ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜†

09.08.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 217    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Since today is allegedly the rapture we wonโ€™t get a #fcf this week ๐Ÿ˜ฉ so might as well post it today ๐Ÿคญ

23.09.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1225    ๐Ÿ” 98    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I try and dock that, for scienceโ€ฆ

04.10.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So many FAT cocks on my timeline ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ got me excited over here

03.10.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 568    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Im not saying im a size queen or anythingโ€ฆ But thicker is definitely better ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿฆ„. #gymunicorn #musclechub #sweaty #hairy #flexfriday #bulge

04.10.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 163    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my! The sad thing with mino is that it only works on existing hair. It doesnโ€™t create new hair. Cycles might help on that front more

04.10.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How long have you been on mino? It is a slow thing sadly. I was in it for years

04.10.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you not cycle? Also oral minoxidil is how my fur exploded

03.10.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#FCF from NYC

03.10.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2414    ๐Ÿ” 178    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Just hanging out here.

I've not really been on sling before (if I used one, I would usually be on the other side ;). So I thought, while I'm out here I might as well take a photo of me lying in one.

I think I might prefer a bed for my naps. ๐Ÿ˜œ

Let's see you in a sling, if you feel like sharing!

29.04.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4693    ๐Ÿ” 361    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 131    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Hello from California!

Thought I'd take advantage of the very generous natural light in this bathroom, feeling myself after a little workout this morning.

Gonna enjoy some quality time with lovely people, let the sun fry my skin, and explore the various corners of this state.

Have a great week!

09.09.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3818    ๐Ÿ” 337    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 111    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Mine is garbage cuz I sweat so much, my hands are too wet to grab anything pull related. I have to use straps

02.10.2025 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Maybe Iโ€™m just used to the mega slut version then. The gays at my gym basically show this much skin. Itโ€™s Chicago tho so we do let out freak flag fly a lot which is also very much fun.

02.10.2025 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My guess would be the suction failed and it also got sucked in. I have one too and the base is not very long. I have many plugs where I just swallow the whole thing and that base isnโ€™t big or long enough to allow me to pull it out. Bigger boys mean deeper holes and not all toys are made equal

02.10.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Back to the gym to grow into a durable himdo f@g for Sir #teamlocked

12.09.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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When you work my nipples all afternoon your shorts get wet and we get connected with a string of precum. #silicone #Folsom #pig

01.10.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 141    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a lot of surface area to cover lol

01.10.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Last minute contribution for tummy Tuesday. Still thicc. Still trynna get stronger and in better shape for hiking this summer. Still trynna beef up for Ptown bear week too ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿป

02.07.2025 06:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1313    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two guys posing in front of an alpine lake

Two guys posing in front of an alpine lake

I miss my bf and I canโ€™t wait to celebrate tummy Tuesday together when we get a break from school ๐Ÿฅน

30.09.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 892    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Big dad needs to be milked regularly. His seed will help lads grow big and strong like him #tummytuesdsy

30.09.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2310    ๐Ÿ” 236    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Your opinion is the only one that matters. Self love is the best kind of love. Gains will come in time. People who donโ€™t understand are kinda toxic. They should support you and celebrate Wht you have done already. Keep up the great work stud

29.09.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sending a good morning and little forehead kisses to the little gay people in my phone

29.09.2025 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 247    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Morning bro ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿฆ„

29.09.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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