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@patchworkpirate.bsky.social

Scientist, Sewist, Costumer, Gamer, Bibliophile M.S., Microbiology and Cell Science Living on memes and iced coffee. Mother of Cats ๐Ÿฑ Actual Hobbit Unapologetic Degenerate, FB banned http://linktr.ee/patchworkpirate http://www.twitch.tv/patchworkpirate

86 Followers  |  40 Following  |  110 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2023  |  2.2802

Latest posts by patchworkpirate.bsky.social on Bluesky

Huskies are permanent asshole toddlers.

10.11.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought this was a pretty brocade fabric at first glance! ๐Ÿ˜‚

10.11.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't blame the innocent pupper for your mess!

10.11.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thay baby is innocent of all crimes. They were clearly framed.

10.11.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@bobbyfortx.bsky.social is a great option!

10.11.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's still mad because no one will take care of her busted ass face and hair.

10.11.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cup of coffee with the words cold like my soul on it . ALT: a cup of coffee with the words cold like my soul on it .

Yes it was frickin cold in Houston this morning. Yes, I still ordered an iced coffee.

10.11.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The cover for You Are Hue. All the bots seem to be jumping or floating upward. Uno in the center is reach up, Bugail on the top left is as well. Scotty int he bottom left, is looking on with surprise. And on the bottom right, Owler is seemingly flying upwards with a defient expression. 
Behind them all are concentric circles in various colors possibly in a rainbow, but several of them are just grey.

The cover for You Are Hue. All the bots seem to be jumping or floating upward. Uno in the center is reach up, Bugail on the top left is as well. Scotty int he bottom left, is looking on with surprise. And on the bottom right, Owler is seemingly flying upwards with a defient expression. Behind them all are concentric circles in various colors possibly in a rainbow, but several of them are just grey.

An illustration of a Ranbo Kitty action figure. Complete with a illustrated card back done in the style of Transformers Action Masters.

An illustration of a Ranbo Kitty action figure. Complete with a illustrated card back done in the style of Transformers Action Masters.

The second cover for "The Reincarnated Shapeshifter's Godly Feast". Enoki is sand frying some green potato like slices, while En'mat and Daikon look on in the background. Beheind them in the sunny sky is the symbols for the different races of this world.

The second cover for "The Reincarnated Shapeshifter's Godly Feast". Enoki is sand frying some green potato like slices, while En'mat and Daikon look on in the background. Beheind them in the sunny sky is the symbols for the different races of this world.

Cookie Delight, a plus size succubus, walks down the red carpet in a shimmering red gown. She has gold jewelry on her hons, wings, and tail. And her pink hair is down and flowing behind her. 
In the background camera flashes go off, but they don't seem to bother Cookie. She struts with her eyes closed and her hand over her chest, confident in her appearance.

Cookie Delight, a plus size succubus, walks down the red carpet in a shimmering red gown. She has gold jewelry on her hons, wings, and tail. And her pink hair is down and flowing behind her. In the background camera flashes go off, but they don't seem to bother Cookie. She struts with her eyes closed and her hand over her chest, confident in her appearance.

So I'm finally getting on the VGen bandwagon. Only thing is... I have no artist code. So if anyone has one they can send me... otherwise, please share, comment, repost, what ever this post so we can let them know I'm a real artist! I want to get on VGen!!
#art #vgen #VGenCode #help
vgen.co/Rodimus13

08.11.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Looks like we've got a very special interview on today's stream, so tune in now ๐Ÿ‘€

twitch.tv/paleontologizing

05.11.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Texas, you are a disappointment once again. Not only should you have voted no for most of the propositions, but you clearly did not read them. You also didn't realize that Prop 16 was redundant, as it's already in the damned state constitution. Do better.

05.11.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't feed your cat before you feed yourself.

If the cat eats first and then takes a nap on you, you might need to go without food for hours until the cat decides he's done napping on you!

02.11.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

@texastribune.org what is your problem? This man can reach the people of Texas, but you're suppressing his voice and stance on issues that matter.

30.10.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The triumph of bullshit Internet conspiracy theories are now official government policy.

It's ALL bullshit. All smug, wealthy people happily lying to all of us all day every day.

29.10.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't degrade women by comparing JD Vance to us.

30.10.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Too many Americans either didnโ€™t care or didnโ€™t believe. Hopefully they do now.๐Ÿ‘‡

29.10.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11187    ๐Ÿ” 4536    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 331    ๐Ÿ“Œ 151

To all military personnel, if you're being mobilized to cities in the US and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options:

1-877-447-4487

You swore an oath to the Constitution, not to a person or party.

29.10.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Fossil Finders gets you a front row seat to paleontologistsโ€˜ personal fieldwork adventures! This new program is a collaboration between SVP and paleo-Twitch-streaming rockstar @paleontologizing.bsky.social!

You can find Dannyโ€™s channel at Twitch.tv/paleontologizing.

#TheFossilFinders

27.10.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Now they're finding out.

26.10.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Texas warns fed shutdown could affect SNAP in November Texas officials say food stamp benefits, which go to 1.7 million children, would not be distributed in November under an extended shutdown.

1.7 million Texas children will be cut off from SNAP benefits next month. Now would be a good time to donate to or volunteer at your local food bank.

20.10.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for sharing the code of your design... now to go find my switch you beautiful human.

25.10.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Calling them stupid, again*

25.10.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy crap that's amazing.

25.10.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tell that sweet baby I said "pspspspspsps".

25.10.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I find it comical that so many people on the internet think they know how to run a corporation and think Halo going to PS5 means the end of Xbox, forgetting that PlayStation is also working to port games to Xbox. Exclusivity is dying. These games cost too much to make to rely on one base.

25.10.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't disrespect Vitas like that.

25.10.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Call me Auntie Fah

25.10.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is being sprayed with a can of hairspray . ALT: a man with a mustache is being sprayed with a can of hairspray .

Not the spray on hair!

25.10.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't believe I'm also posting something from Reagan...

25.10.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vaccinate your crotch goblins!

13.10.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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