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Hey uth's and Uthette's I was trying to ignore the Penquin aka Flounder you remember fat and stupid felon 34times the big tub of goooo when I heard this asshole say he was considering taking control of D.C.
I GUESS THIS PUKE IS NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE HOME RULE LAW OF CONGRESS.
NO D.C. 4 YOU ASSHOLE

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boys & girls
You're bestie Marc Alan was just chillaxn' & my phone was buzzing.
& as usual it was the red button from CNN&AP.HERE'S THE DEAL
@ 79 YEARS YOUNG LONNIE ANDERSON PASSED
AS JENNIFER SHE WAS IN.
2 HER FRIENDS FAMILY SORRY 4 YOU'RE LOSS.
MAY SHE REST IN PEACE&HER MEMORY B A BLESSING.

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Well uth's and Uthette's you're bestie Marc Alan with more sad news!!
1stly Malcom Jamal Warner, then Ozzie,
Now in S.FLA I'm reporting to you via CNN/ THE AP THAT HULK HOLKIN AT AGE 71 JUST PASSED.
SEEMS EVERYTHING HAPPENS IN 3'S.
MAY THEY ALL REST IN PEACE AND THEIR MEMORY BE A BLESSING.
SHALOM..

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Well uth's yesterday I RCD news from CNN & AP THE LOSS OF MALCOM JAMAL WARNER
& WITH SADNESS I'M SORRY TO ANNOUNCE THE THE LOSS OF OZZIE OSBORNE.
AGE 76.
BLACK SABBATH.
WHAT COULD BE SAID.
A GENIUS HE WAS. TO HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY MAY HE REST IN PEACE AND HIS MEMORY BE A BLESSING.
SHALOM
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I just received some very sad news through the AP, CNN AND NOW CONFIRMED,
THAT MALCOM JAMAL WARNER WAS LOST IN A DROWNING ACCIDENT THIS PAST WEEKEND.
HE WAS JUST 54.
TO HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY I'M SO SORRY FOR YOU'RE LOSS.
MAY HE REST IN PEACE AND HIS MEMORY BE A BLESSING.
SHALOM

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BREAKING NEWS !!
MY FRIENDS AT CNN HAS ADVISED
THE ASSASSIN ALLEGED IN MINNESOTA HAS BEEN APREHENDED!!!! CONGRATS TO ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT FOR THEIR GOOD WORK!!
LILA TOV

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Hey kidz
It Tuesday and I have some sad News.
George Wendt Norm of cheers just passed away.
He was a comic genius
What a mench
Well I'm sorry he's gone,
But pleased I got to enjoy him.
So to his family and friends I'm so very sorry for you're loss.
May he rest in peace
And his memory be a blessing

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Hey kidz!!
It's a big deal day today!!
Why you ask you're bestie Marc Alan?
Easy?
It's the Hey Willie Nelson's 93 bday.
So to to Willie
I luv you man.
Now pass the 'cigar'
And let's rock.

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Hello children You're bestie Marc Alan here
I'm here for a special message.
You see ladies & gents today is quite special.
Why, u ask?
Well, 2day is Miss Betty Mcmillen's Day.
So uth's & Uthette's, I would appreciate if u peeps would stop what you're doing & wish Miss Betty Mcmillen a happy bday.

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So how's everyone?
Otay?
So my children you're bestie Marc Alan wants you know that NO MATTER WHAT THE PENQUIN AKA FLOUNDER YOU REMEMBER FAT AND STUPID FELON 34TIMES THE BIG TUB OF GOOOOOOOOOOO DOES WILL CHANGE BACK.
THIS SENILE OLD FOOL WILL NEVER STOP US.
NEVER GIVE IN! NEVER GIVE UP!
GOOD PESACH

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To All my friends and family worldwide.
You're bestie Marc Alan wants to and is wishing you the best pasech ever.
Hide the matzo carefully.
I'm watching.
No fighting.
And yes you're right.
But we know that.
Shalom.
Good meal.
Miss you all.
And see you soon.
Shalom..

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BREAKING NEWS!!
IN THE HUDSON RIVER HELICOPTER CRASH.
ALL ARE DESEASED!!
TO THE FAMILY AND FRIENDS OF THE DESEASED, I'M SO SORRY FOR YOU'RE LOSS.
MAY THEY REST IN PEACE AND THEIR MEMORIES BE A BLESSING.
SHALOM...
LILA TOV

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Breaking News!!
Helicopter has crashed in the Hudson River.
Traffic is terrible.
Make alterations.
No panicking.
I'll keep you posted.

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You're bestie Marc Alan here.
I wanted 2 say something about RhodeScholar COREY BOOKER FROM THE GARDENSTATE.
NOW IF U KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU'RE BESTIE MARC ALAN HE'S BROOKLYN THROUGHLY
BUT COREY TAUGHT ME SOMETHING THAT CAN'T B LEARNED BY IVY PEDIGREE.
COREY GOT SPUNK.
SO COREY CONGRATS.
I GOT U!

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You're Bestie MarcAlan here.
I have a question 4 all.
So uth's please put on you're thinking cap.
Do u think that the Penquin aka Flounder u remember fat&stupid felon 34times the big tub of gooo, the felon' n chef is wearing a cloth or pampers diaper.
& does it have the presidential seal?
D.M. me.

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So it's March Madness is in full effect.
Ok uth's you can see your bestie Marc Alan is UCONN ALL THE WAY ON BOTH SIDES.
SO ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR DAY.
SHABOT SHALOM.
LILA TOV

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It's March Madness
I'm all in on both sides with UCONN
SHABOT SHALOM
LET'S GO HUSKIES

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George,
Chuckie is Otay.
But his enemy is time.
It's the same enemy The Penquin aka Flounder you remember fat and stupid felon 34times the big tub of gooooooooo, the felon~in chef.
80 is 69 their toast.
Their reaction time is over.
They need to get to the next exit and disembark.
It's over.
D-end

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You go girl!
Ali you know what time it is.

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Ladies and gentlemen and uths of all denominations 2nite is the blood moon.
View it at your own peril, or not.
Lila Tov

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u no UTHS I was 1dering y RFK JR. IS DESPISED AS HE IS
&I THINK ITS NOT THAT HES A NUTCASE, ALTHOUGH HE IS
&NOT BCAUSE HE SLAUGHTERED THE BEAR&BROUGHT IT CENTRAL PARK, ALTHOUGH HE DID.
&IT'S NOT THAT ENTIRE KENNEDY FAMILY WISHES HIM DEMISE
ALTHOUGH THEY DO
& NOT BECAUSE HES A SMACK FREAK.HE IS HUH?

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George
How did Bezos become bozo the sicifan clown?
I'm just wondering if he's scraping his chapped knees.
God how disgusting

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just wondering uth's on this glorious humpday y isn't every1 gleeful
Afterall
The Penquin aka Flounder u remember fat&stupid felon 34times the big tub of gooo, the felon n chef is under the impression he's the 1. But he is cousin IT.
GOD HES DISGUSTING.
HOW WOULD LIKE 2 CHANGE THAT DIAPER HOURLY,

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Hey children you're bestie Marc Alan here.
I wanted to wish all a good day.
And if you didn't recall pit time forward
Go ahead I'll wait.
Remember a new adventure starts
Mañana.
Shalom.
Lila Tov

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its Shabbat,
And the MAGOT SKANKBAGS R ROAMING.
2DAY THE NUTCASES R IN CANADA STATE OF MIND.
APPARENTLY THE MAGOT SKANKBAGS, EITHER AREN'T CAPABLE OF, HAVEN'T READ A THING AKA THE CONSTITUTION.
SO I'LL ASSIST YOU SLOBS OUT.
IN ORDER TO ANNEX A TERRITORY, 2/3 RDS OF HOUSE AND SENATE IS REQUIRED.

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George
My friend
How long is it before we Baker Act this F'n moron?

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Happy hump day pm.
This is what the Penquin aka Flounder you remember fat and stupid felon 34times the big tub of gooooooooooo, the felon 'n chef looks like before he's spray painted and diaper changed.
Good Times

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If any of you children believe you got game.
And you can pick the Oscar winners go to
Abc.com/Oscar's pickem
It's fun