incorrect tokyo revengers

hina : my dad taught me that there’s only one way to communicate with a bully.

mikey : i see. and what was his advice?

hina : [hits mikey]

hanma : hey bro, do you have a light?

chrome : bro, you are my light.

hanma : [clutches his heart] bro …

chonbo :

souya : this is it. this test is how i die.

souya : remember me as i am now.

nahoya : your shirt’s untucked.

souya : [quickly tucks in the shirt] okay, okay, remember me as i am now.

izana : no one can hurt you if you detach yourself from everything and avoid becoming emotionally invested in anyone.

kakucho : hi.

izana : shit.

shinichiro : be nice to omi once.

wakasa : as much as i’d like to be a bakery, i can’t be one. i don’t sugarcoat anything.

takemichi : why do you want to be a pilot?

chifuyu : to overcome my biggest fear.

takemichi : heights?

chifuyu : dying alone.

ran : does south think in japanese or portuguese?

kakucho : bold of you to assume south thinks.

baji : i can’t believe you and ryusei broke the bed last night. you guys must have been wild.

chifuyu : uh huh, yeah …

chifuyu : [last night] i bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

ryusei : try me.

mikey : what’s an orgasm?

izana : when you fold paper to look like birds and shit.

shinichiro : that’s oregano, idiot.

yuzuha : for the last time, it’s called cauliflower. it’s not ghost broccoli.

hakkai : [staring blankly at the wall] i know what i saw.

mikey : still haven’t lost my virginity because i don’t lose.

koko : [blushing] because i thought that’s how it goes- how it works!

inui : no, why would you be the one-

koko : i don’t know! i don’t know! I DON’T KNOW!

inui : what are you wearing?!

koko : [in a maid costume] i thought you wanted to role play!

inui : why are-

koko : I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO ROLE PLAY!

koko : you said maid costume, i got the maid costume!

inui : yeah, why are you in the maid costume?

shion : i’m using my veto.

mochi : veto? you don’t get a veto.

shion : why not? you veto me all the time!

mochi : that’s because you have bad ideas.

shion : name one!

shion : [later] that went on for a while.

kakucho : i’m surprised.

hanma : that i showed up?

kakucho : no, that you’re still alive.

takeomi : where is my respect?!

benkei : we’ll be sure to look for that later.

mikey : of course i care about all my friends equally.

mitsuya : we were attacked while you were away.

mikey : is baji okay?

koko : i have an idea. it’s deceptive and borderline unethical.

taiju : i’m listening.

kazutora : [sitting in a bubble bath] this is gay.

mikey : [also sitting in the bubble bath] we’re gay.

kazutora : i am not this gay.

yamagishi : [finishing a theory rant] am i right or am i right?

kisaki : i’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, i wasn’t listening.

sanzu : [presenting a powerpoint]

sanzu : ranking guns by their names.

sanzu : machine gun. 0/10, all guns are.

sanzu : shotgun. 0/10, all guns do.

sanzu : revolver. 10/10, fuck it sure is.

kazutora : i could be so much worse.

kazutora : for example, i could start acting like my father.

chifuyu : [annoyed] you’re not ascending to godhood, you’re just dehydrated.

senju : out of my way, gay boy!

senju : i’m about to librate my divine self from this mortal shell!

senju :

senju : [kneels over] h-hospital.

chifuyu :

hakkai : should we help her … ?

mitsuya : you are impossible.

mikey : thank you!

mitsuya : that wasn’t a compliment.

mikey : pretty sure it was.

sanzu : [hugs takeomi and walks away]

shinichiro : now you see, omi, you’re too hard on him.

shinichiro : i mean, he can be so sweet. i just want us to have a good time together.

takeomi : i know, shin, i know.

takeomi :

takeomi : he just stole my wallet.

hakkai : jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains.

inui : a ray of hope for chifuyu.

rindou : [sees someone doing something stupid]

rindou : what an idiot.

rindou : [realises it’s shion] wait.

rindou : that’s my idiot!

emma : people think i’m bad but someone asked for my number in front of my brother and he wrote it down for them in a gum wrapper, threw it on the ground, and said “fetch!” and they did it.

ran : being the village freak isn’t easy, but someone’s got to do it.

sanzu : hey, senju, i … i think there’s something really screwed up about me.

senju : i want to say this in just the most loving way, but there’s no way that this is just occurring to you now … ?