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Baltimore based drain on society, mixed media artist, likes sushi, Italian food, marijuana, valium, cats, tits and social upheaval. I am left wing, on the left hand path, and left for dead https://linktr.ee/icarryaknife buy me stuff cuz I'm broke as fuck

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“America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves. To quote the American humorist Kin Hubbard, 'It ain’t no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.' It is in fact a crime for an American to be poor, even though America is a nation of poor. Every other nation has folk traditions of men who were poor but extremely wise and virtuous, and therefore more estimable than anyone with power and gold. No such tales are told by the American poor. They mock themselves and glorify their betters. The meanest eating or drinking establishment, owned by a man who is himself poor, is very likely to have a sign on its wall asking this cruel question: 'if you’re so smart, why ain’t you rich?' There will also be an American flag no larger than a child’s hand – glued to a lollipop stick and flying from the cash register.

Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful, who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and privately, than any other ruling class since, say Napoleonic times. Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.”

“America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves. To quote the American humorist Kin Hubbard, 'It ain’t no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.' It is in fact a crime for an American to be poor, even though America is a nation of poor. Every other nation has folk traditions of men who were poor but extremely wise and virtuous, and therefore more estimable than anyone with power and gold. No such tales are told by the American poor. They mock themselves and glorify their betters. The meanest eating or drinking establishment, owned by a man who is himself poor, is very likely to have a sign on its wall asking this cruel question: 'if you’re so smart, why ain’t you rich?' There will also be an American flag no larger than a child’s hand – glued to a lollipop stick and flying from the cash register. Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful, who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and privately, than any other ruling class since, say Napoleonic times. Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.”

reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book

26.10.2025 18:01 — 👍 7510    🔁 2672    💬 112    📌 86

Are we dead yet?

28.10.2025 03:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thats great. I used to do plumbing for about 15 years and Roto Rooter were ultimately responsible for a lot more calls to my company than I care to admit.

25.10.2025 07:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

did they at least shut the line to the house off and connect you to a willing neighbor if that's possible?

22.10.2025 18:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Passenger (1963) A German woman on a ship returning to Europe notices a face of another woman which brings recollections from the past. She tells her husband that she had been an overseer in Auschwitz during the war, ...

Hey Maff. If you would like to see what I consider the ultimate nreliable narrator film, I'd like to direct you to letterboxd.com/film/passeng...

It's available on rarefilmm.com which I'm 90% sure is legal.

23.09.2025 22:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Almost stepped on this fella while taking out the recycling. Luckily for my ankles it appears to be dead, so, if anyone wants a free snake come on by the house.

*offer good for a limited time

15.09.2025 02:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ANIKI for MVP. This is the way

14.09.2025 03:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That man with the undercut is maintaining a load bearing glare. Better make sure he stays right there all night

07.09.2025 08:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Devil Does Drugs
YouTube video by My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Topic The Devil Does Drugs

youtu.be/35uyojS71n4?...

31.08.2025 20:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hell yeah, love this. I really need to get into oils. I assume this is all palette knife work? Did you use a canvas or is it on some kind of board?

31.08.2025 20:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#art #mixed-media #hashtags #paint #collage

Bits of painted scraps of paper, glued down and painted again. Skulls are cool.

31.08.2025 19:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm pretty sure I wasn't supposed to laugh nearly as hard as I did during that birthday party scene.

12.08.2025 05:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Vulpeculae Freeze
YouTube video by Dreamcrusher - Topic Vulpeculae Freeze

youtu.be/NYM_a6rTDF4?...

11.08.2025 01:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#art #mixed_media #hashtags #idontknowwhatImdoing

11.08.2025 01:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't see the need to say a whole lot because I don't think your listenin

10.08.2025 06:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#mushrooms #tjpw

10.08.2025 06:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#art #mixed_media #hashtags #idontknowwhatImdoing

I'm worried this one might ripple.

10.08.2025 05:51 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#art #PAINT #hashtags #idontknowwhatImdoing

It's weird when you decide to experiment with something new but completely fuck it up and it somehow comes out cooler looking than the dumb thing you were doing as a test.

Now I have to do more experimenting and find out what I did wrong.

10.08.2025 05:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#art #mixed_media #hashtags #idontknowwhatImdoing

07.08.2025 02:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#art #mixed_media #hashtags #idontknowwhatImdoing

07.08.2025 02:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I only found out about the first one years after the fact and it did clarify a few things.

01.06.2025 18:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Woman is actually the second in a trilogy of films. The first, Offspring isn't very flashy or well directed, but the story is distressing enough that overall it works.

The third, Darlin' is a fucking riot and it doesn't intend to be. Which makes it that much funnier. "it had promise"

01.06.2025 17:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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markers and pens

#art

#idontknowwhatImdoing

26.05.2025 07:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just tell them you are ripping off the late Kevin Sullivan and you'll be fine.

24.05.2025 17:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At least they got name dropped on Friends once.

24.05.2025 17:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this song gets a lot less interesting when you don't have that one guy fan dancing in the bathtub or a young Dalton Castle waving a plastic sword around. And the tits.

18.05.2025 16:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

<inarticulate screaming>

I need adhesives

<screaming resumes>

04.05.2025 05:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can only hit 4 off the top of my head with Paparazzi, Poker face, Born This Way and Bad Romance. That said, her music is not in my typical rotation so those have been learned through sheer social prominence.

30.04.2025 05:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As an old I started to go with The Beatles and Rolling Stones, but I think I'm slowly drifting into a time when that is no longer possible from a generational perspective. I can't do it personally but I bet that Lady Gaga is up there

30.04.2025 05:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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