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Baltimore based hard left leaning drain on society, mixed media artist, likes cooking, pro wrestling, valium, cats, tits and the inevitable fall of the bourgeoisie. www.icarryaknife.com buy my stuff cuz I'm broke as fuck. www.linktr.ee/icarryaknife

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3 things I was unable to post here last week when I made them due to technological limitations.

2 mixed media, one painting. It may be easy to discern which is which

#art #mixed_media #hashtags #idontknowwhatImdoing #paint

04.02.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#art #mixed_media #hashtags #idontknowwhatImdoing

18.01.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Quick lil doodle. A silly lil guy. #art? #art #pencil #idontknowwhatimdoing #imfine

18.01.2026 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I skipped therapy because I had too many other Drs appointments (2! THEY MADE ME TALK TO TWO PEOPLE! THE MONSTERS!) already today and I just wanted to shoot people from Ohio in a post apocalypse and steal their bottle caps is that so wrong?

15.01.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So I wasnt paying attention to where Magfest was held and both of my Taco recs are probably wildly improbable trips depending on your schedule so please disregard. Hope you have a good trip

10.01.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Panel 1: a tv screen has a news headline reading "ICE Kills Woman" a young man looking worried says "I really don't know what to do here, Grandpa"
Panel 2: The Grandpa, sitting on the couch behind him throws up his arms and says "I keep tellin' ya! Get some friends, don black, leave your phones, slash their tires and throw some bricks!"
Panel 3: The young man responds "And...that will fix things?"
Panel 4: Grandpa looking puzzled responds "Fix?"

Panel 1: a tv screen has a news headline reading "ICE Kills Woman" a young man looking worried says "I really don't know what to do here, Grandpa" Panel 2: The Grandpa, sitting on the couch behind him throws up his arms and says "I keep tellin' ya! Get some friends, don black, leave your phones, slash their tires and throw some bricks!" Panel 3: The young man responds "And...that will fix things?" Panel 4: Grandpa looking puzzled responds "Fix?"

Don't talk back to your Grandpa Bill just go fuckin do it

09.01.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

4/4 The last place is just over the city/county line (and right around the corner from my house) and has the added benefit of being about half a mile from Jimmy's Seafood, which is a place that wrestlers seem to love (or the owner is a massive mark and gives them free food)

09.01.2026 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The second is a place called La Casita at 6922 Holabird Ave, Dundalk, MD 21222. It has a smaller selection of tacos but I think overall the food is better, slightly more out of the way though. I love their sopes, and they have a Birria pizza that I've never tried

3 of 4 I guess.

09.01.2026 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's in a modified corner rowhouse and last time I was there the only person who spoke English was the child helping to run the register so you know it's going to be authentic. I usually get three tacos (highly recommend one being Cabeza) and the ORDEN DE NOPALES CON CEBOLLA

2/whatever.

09.01.2026 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maffew good sir I've had a bunch of shit going on and I forgot to get this to you beforehand, but in chat ages ago I told you I'd suggest a good place for tacos when you got here.

Taqueria El Sabor del Parque is the first at 2901 Eastern Ave, Baltimore, MD 21224.

1/who knows

09.01.2026 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

1. Once a month is a pretty sweet spot.

2. Cecil and Psycho Mike

3. I rarely listen to podcasts but if there was like a quarterly special where you did a few interviews with folks about the backstage goings on and or whatever else you wanted to talk about I'd be down.

4. I would like to see more

04.01.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SPK D Lang

31.12.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#art #mixed-media #hashtags #collage #ihavenoideawhatimdoing #icarryaknife

NEW STUFF

will be posted shortly on my website.

www.icarryaknife.com

21.12.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

15.12.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9714    πŸ” 2823    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 21

I originally wrote Kanata but I needed at least 1 more letters so I could spell behaviour the Canadian way.

30.11.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He isn't, but he stole the identity of this guy from Hull about 2 years ago so he could get the free healthcare.

And back in the mid 90s he spent some time smuggling the old big tank toilets into the states and then bringing in cheaper American cigarettes on his return visits.

Dastardly behaviour.

30.11.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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topically relevant photograph of one of the greatest things I've ever stolen.

04.11.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œAmerica is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves. To quote the American humorist Kin Hubbard, 'It ain’t no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.' It is in fact a crime for an American to be poor, even though America is a nation of poor. Every other nation has folk traditions of men who were poor but extremely wise and virtuous, and therefore more estimable than anyone with power and gold. No such tales are told by the American poor. They mock themselves and glorify their betters. The meanest eating or drinking establishment, owned by a man who is himself poor, is very likely to have a sign on its wall asking this cruel question: 'if you’re so smart, why ain’t you rich?' There will also be an American flag no larger than a child’s hand – glued to a lollipop stick and flying from the cash register.

Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful, who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and privately, than any other ruling class since, say Napoleonic times. Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.”

β€œAmerica is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves. To quote the American humorist Kin Hubbard, 'It ain’t no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.' It is in fact a crime for an American to be poor, even though America is a nation of poor. Every other nation has folk traditions of men who were poor but extremely wise and virtuous, and therefore more estimable than anyone with power and gold. No such tales are told by the American poor. They mock themselves and glorify their betters. The meanest eating or drinking establishment, owned by a man who is himself poor, is very likely to have a sign on its wall asking this cruel question: 'if you’re so smart, why ain’t you rich?' There will also be an American flag no larger than a child’s hand – glued to a lollipop stick and flying from the cash register. Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful, who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and privately, than any other ruling class since, say Napoleonic times. Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.”

reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book

26.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7522    πŸ” 2665    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 88

Are we dead yet?

28.10.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thats great. I used to do plumbing for about 15 years and Roto Rooter were ultimately responsible for a lot more calls to my company than I care to admit.

25.10.2025 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

did they at least shut the line to the house off and connect you to a willing neighbor if that's possible?

22.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Passenger (1963) A German woman on a ship returning to Europe notices a face of another woman which brings recollections from the past. She tells her husband that she had been an overseer in Auschwitz during the war, ...

Hey Maff. If you would like to see what I consider the ultimate nreliable narrator film, I'd like to direct you to letterboxd.com/film/passeng...

It's available on rarefilmm.com which I'm 90% sure is legal.

23.09.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Almost stepped on this fella while taking out the recycling. Luckily for my ankles it appears to be dead, so, if anyone wants a free snake come on by the house.

*offer good for a limited time

15.09.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ANIKI for MVP. This is the way

14.09.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That man with the undercut is maintaining a load bearing glare. Better make sure he stays right there all night

07.09.2025 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Devil Does Drugs
YouTube video by My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Topic The Devil Does Drugs

youtu.be/35uyojS71n4?...

31.08.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah, love this. I really need to get into oils. I assume this is all palette knife work? Did you use a canvas or is it on some kind of board?

31.08.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#art #mixed-media #hashtags #paint #collage

Bits of painted scraps of paper, glued down and painted again. Skulls are cool.

31.08.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure I wasn't supposed to laugh nearly as hard as I did during that birthday party scene.

12.08.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0