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MOGMOTOPIA'S ECLIPSE

23.11.2024 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CHARISIMATOPHOBIA

21.11.2024 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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THEY WINCE AT THE SIGHT OF THE RIZZLER. BOW DOWN TO YOUR GOD. YOUR SOUL BELONGS TO MOGMOTOPIA

21.11.2024 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'all ain't ready for my Griddy

21.11.2024 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YOU ARE THE IMPERSONATOR! Us at Rizzler Headquarters used to EAT YOU PEOPLE UP for BREAKFAST!

21.11.2024 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RIZZLER TAKEOVER.

AJ AND BIG JUSTICE, IF YOU WANT YOUR ACCOUNT BACK I'M GONNA NEED $40,000 IN COLD HARD CASH IN THE BACK OF A CHEVORLET TRAVERSE. AND I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO STOP TELLING ME TO GET ON A DIET.

21.11.2024 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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The Rizzler is on the- wait.. what's wrong, Rizzler?

20.11.2024 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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21.11.2024 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FUCK... WE CLONED HIM TOO MUCH... CITIES ARE GOING DOWN... WE'RE SO SORRY COSTCO BROS... WE'RE DOOMED!!

21.11.2024 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RIZZLER BACK FROM THE DEAD โ˜ ๏ธ!!! YUP THIS IS RIZZLER !!! YUP RIZZLER DIED A HOUR AGO!!! YUP THIS IS HIS CLONE !!!! YUP I CLONED HIM TWICE!!! SECOND RIZZLER GETS HERE IN A MONTH!!! WHY DID I CLONE HIM TWICE ? BCUZ I CAN!!!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ ENJOY BULLY WORLD ๐ŸŒ IPHONE ๐Ÿ“ฒ PIC JUST GOT RIZZLER BACK 2 WEEKS AGO!!!

21.11.2024 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Rizzler told me he wanted to be buried in a PUBG coffin. We're going to have him a PUBG gravestone and coffin custom made.

21.11.2024 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck. I'm so sorry. We lost him. The Rizzler passed away in his sleep of natural causes last night. Fuck. I'm so fucking sorry.

21.11.2024 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm very sad to announce Big Justice is still alive after his lobotomy, but the treatment was successful.

21.11.2024 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3 likes and we'll give Big Justice a lobotomy

20.11.2024 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You know what you get when you cross a mentally unstable rizzler, with a mother that abandons him in walmart?

20.11.2024 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You wanna know how I got this rizz, Jimmy Fallon?

20.11.2024 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it was a boom

20.11.2024 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We will not be rating the twin towers as a boom or a doom. Stop requesting this.

20.11.2024 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Big Justice was getting bullied in school the other day. Let's just say I killed a father of three.

20.11.2024 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is AJ posting we're happy to announce the death of The Rizzler. Was pissing me off so I electrocuted him.

19.11.2024 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the Rizzler posting yall rate my rizz

Your a parking ticket because you got a Fine

19.11.2024 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

17,000 แ›‘แ›†แ›‘ แ›Œแ›กแ›แ›šแ›‘แšฑแ›‚แšฟ แšฎแšฟ แšคแšฎแšขแšฑ แ›กแ›†แšฟแ›‘แ›, แšฑแ›†แšค. แšคแšฎแšขแšฑ แ›แ›กแšฎแšฑแ›แ› แ›กแ›†แšกแ›‚ แ›Œแ›†แšขแ›แ›‚แ›‘ แ›แšฟแš แ›แšฟแ›แ›แ›‚ แ›’แšขแšฑแšฟแ›แ›œ แš แšฎแšฑ 17,000 แ›Œแ›กแ›แ›šแ›‘แšฑแ›‚แšฟ. แ›แ›กแ›‚แšค แ›†แ›šแ›š แ›แ›‚แ›‚ แšคแšฎแšขแšฑ แšกแ›แ›‘แ›‚แšฎแ› แ›†แšฟแ›‘ แ›กแ›†แ›œ รžแ›‚แ›‰แ›แ›‚แ›šแšกแ›‚แ›, แšกแ›แ›šแ›šแšฎแ›‰ แ›แšฎแ›กแšฟแ›แšฎแšฟ. แ›แ› รžแ›แ› แšกแ›กแ›†แ› แšคแšฎแšข แšกแ›†แšฟแ›แ›‚แ›‘?

19.11.2024 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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respectfully you a lyin ass capper

19.11.2024 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Help us kill homelander

19.11.2024 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

. @raywj.bsky.social Never make a video about me or my son Big Justice again. You are a washed up fraud. DOOM.

19.11.2024 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@raywj.bsky.social Never make a video about my son Big Justice Again.

19.11.2024 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're costco guys, We're so happy to be nominated, even if we don't win!

18.11.2024 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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