Rooting for the Ravens but only watching because of Beyoncé so thank you Houston

Telling a complete stranger my favorite instrument when my own friends don’t even know that

Does someone want to go on a date to Applebees, Chili’s or another chain restaurant? I’ll pay but I want the experience

I’m sorry but that man was going to leave you the moment he saw a younger model. Don’t blame my friend

You little slut! I wanna hear all about it!

Chicken schawarma is marinating in the fridge, garlic sauce is made, ooh I’m excited for tomorrows dinner 🤤

New couch officially all set up!

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How bouncy is my ass? Someone accidentally dropped their mouse on my right cheek at the cafe and it bounced to the other side of the cafe

My niece after I’m Not That Girl: Elphaba is such a girls girl for not trying to take Glinda’s man

Me: Yup! 👀

Saw Wicked yesterday and now I’m having nightmares about tornadoes 🌪️ Oz here I come

Made Tini’s Mac n Cheese for Thanksgiving and gotta say, I had the best dish 💅🏼

I LOVE seeing super masc gangsters being queens

Goal for 2025 - build up my roster. Even though I barely have sex, I need a list

I’m almost drunk and just asked one of my best friends from middle school if he wants to catch up so we’ll see what he says 😬

Thank you babe 🥰🫶🏼

Hate that I have to buy a new couch but LOVE my new apt now that I’m done unpacking 😍

I need to get off Tik Tok because why did I just watch a guy peel a raw egg with nail clippers just to see what he will do afterwards?

I need to go to Chilis 😭

I just found out how to connect to me wall speakers. My neighbors are about to know I’m a fag on day 1 😂

Shopping at Costco hurts my soul during the transaction but not having to buy essentials for 5-6 months feels great ☺️

So glad I got my Coachella ticket early 😍 already planning out my big and small artists to watch🔥 #Weekend1

Don’t know why but today is a day that I just want to be cuddled and held from the back

I shouldn’t have declined the addy now that I’m packing up my whole apt 😭

I forget some of the funniest anime shows have some of the saddest backstory episodes 😭 #Dandadan

Game night with Friday’s but they’re saying Chromakopia isn’t it???