It's also so lovely sitting in a London office and hearing an ACTUAL "why aye"
04.08.2025 11:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@tinymattresses.bsky.social
a keen sense of the absurd, a passion for books and less than stellar motor skills. Everyone deserves respect. (she/her) ππΉπ±
It's also so lovely sitting in a London office and hearing an ACTUAL "why aye"
04.08.2025 11:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is BRILLIANT
04.08.2025 11:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0For the overwhelming majority of people who practice it, sports is not about competition. It's about social belonging. Once you understand that, the reason why transphobes want to ban trans women from it even outside of competition and even in disciplines like darts is pretty obvious.
04.08.2025 09:53 β π 209 π 53 π¬ 1 π 1Itβs as if a lot of men are stuck on the belief that listening, caring, comforting, working through shit and healing isnβt their job but what women are supposed to do for them. As if feminized labor exists and their right is to extract it. Huh.
02.08.2025 07:04 β π 248 π 65 π¬ 4 π 0thanks!!
04.08.2025 11:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes, the phrase 'the bank of mum and dad' gives moral cover for deep structural injustice that results from political choices, made by MPs but done for wealthy and powerful elites, NOT done for the people that voted for them.
04.08.2025 10:43 β π 17 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0SHARE THE LINK
04.08.2025 11:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Narratives about how hard it is for teenage boys, and subsequently men, to deal with romantic rejection are so weird to read, as a woman who was also once a teenager. Until you realise that theyβre entirely built on the premise that girls and women are the gatekeepers to sex and relationships.
02.08.2025 20:07 β π 589 π 84 π¬ 15 π 19if youβre ever asked for id simply show them an uno reverse card they have to show you theirs instead
03.08.2025 12:29 β π 139 π 24 π¬ 2 π 0I just said "oh sweet sassy molassy" in response to some news I just heard if you're curious to why no one wants to have sex with me.
03.08.2025 14:35 β π 91 π 31 π¬ 6 π 1do you know about the bankthefood app? if you tell it your closest food bank, it will buzz when youβre near one of their collection points and tell you what theyβre most in need of (and you can tell it what youβve bought for them, so that gets updated in real time)
04.08.2025 10:02 β π 59 π 43 π¬ 5 π 1agrowingculture 3 hours ago 2/5 This morning, Israeli forces raided and demolished the Seed Multiplication Unit of the Union of Agricultural Work Committees' (UAWC) national seed bank in Hebron. Using bulldozers and heavy machinery, the Israeli army destroyed the storage warehouses and infrastructure where essential equipment, seed materials, and tools for indigenous seed reproduction were kept. This is not just an attack on a building-its an attack on Palestinian food sovereignty, biodiversity and cultural memory.
Israel destroyed a Palestinian seed bank today. This is such a specific kind of evil, targeting literal hope for the future. Attempting to further alienate Palestinians from their home and land. So much destroyed just for the sake of destroying. It's awful.
01.08.2025 00:38 β π 6092 π 3536 π¬ 1 π 0Hey! Pssst...come here. I'll tell you a little secret: "ideal body type" and "classical beauty" are made up bullshit phrases that mean nothing, and are mostly used to enforce racist and ableist norms, and/or sell products meant to "fix" a problem that doesn't exist. Wear the short skirt.
31.07.2025 17:45 β π 137 π 38 π¬ 3 π 6Now confirmed: www.thebookseller.com/news/unbound...
01.08.2025 15:11 β π 65 π 30 π¬ 5 π 4If you want a weird but true fact to talk about:
Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
Quick tip if you've been looking enviously at garden posts and want to try to grow from seed next year:
The time to buy seeds is actually between now and November/December, the earlier the better. The seed sellers will be refreshing their stock and you will get your pick of the good stuff π±
MAN: What's that, girl? Trouble at the old mine?
LEFT-WING LASSIE: Woof! [The miners are striking for better pay and conditions]
MAN: B-but Billy's down there!
LEFT-WING LASSIE: Woof! [BILLY'S A SCAB]
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DO I HAVE TO ANSWER POLICE QUESTIONS? If you are stopped and questioned by the police, or they talk to you at a protest, you have the right not to respond, unless you are engaging in βanti-socialβ behaviour (causing, or likely to cause βharassment, alarm or distressβ). You shouldnβt provide false information to the police, as this is a criminal offence. You canβt be searched or arrested just because you lawfully refused to answer police questions. DO I HAVE THE RIGHT TO PROTEST? Yes. Your right to protest is protected by the Human Rights Act and can only be lawfully restricted by the police for certain specified purposes (such as preventing crime or disorder) and in a way that is proportionate. For more information and guidance on organising a protest, police powers to restrict or prohibit protests, and your rights if arrested, go to libertyhumanrights.org.uk/advice-and-information and select the topic of βprotestβ or use the QR code below.
If you're protesting this weekend, it's vital you know your rights
Save these bust cards, share with others, write phone numbers on your arm, look for legal observers if you need assistance and remember to say "no comment" without a lawyer
Keep yourselves and each other safe
While I'm in a #WordNerd mood, one of my favourite English weirdnesses: "went" as past tense of "go"!
31.07.2025 15:53 β π 11 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0Fine particles can go through your lungs and into the bloodstream, wreaking havoc on the other organs in your body. TIL!
www.lung.org/clean-air/em...
Some negatives that don't reverse meaning when you remove the prefix (or just aren't negatives at all):
#WordNerd
The pipeline of non-stories about social media horseshit was created offscreen after McSweeneyβs secret wrecking campaign launch in 2018, which an unknown number of lobby journos attended. We know this now because he seems to have spent 2024 bragging to the hacks about it, and they put it in books.
31.07.2025 13:21 β π 30 π 6 π¬ 3 π 1always terrifying when no one is there to bless you and you're just racking up unblessed sneezes
31.07.2025 12:03 β π 886 π 194 π¬ 54 π 12i feel bad for americans having to call it fall. βfall coloursβ oh you mean autumnal? the greatest word in the english language?
31.07.2025 12:50 β π 58 π 4 π¬ 6 π 0For the benefit of those who may have missed some of the harm being done by our government. Would you do me a favour and list some of it in the comments?
This is for people who are still operating under the idea that the last 15yrs of Tory led governments were worse for LGBTQIA+ people.
Thank you
your point got lost in how defensive this is, sorry
30.07.2025 16:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Pavel replied to himself/this tweet implying that remote working was better full stop. It may well be for him, but it's not for everyone. THAT's the point I was making.
30.07.2025 15:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Unfortunately if you were born a baby youβll always be a baby and should be treated as such. Being an adult now does NOT change that fact that you will always be a googoo gaga who shits your pants. Sorry if this offends but Iβm just speaking the truth and you need to accept it, pants shitter.
30.07.2025 14:43 β π 97 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, βWhat a week, huh?β Tintin leans into the frame and says, βCaptain, itβs Wednesday.β Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.
30.07.2025 10:32 β π 307 π 163 π¬ 1 π 3Pavel replied to themself/this tweet implying that remote working was better full stop. It may well be for them, but it's not for everyone. THAT's the point I was making.
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