Miss Mossley

Oh Kelly...

Prince Phillip, looking dead, photographed through the front window of a car

doesn’t andrew look like his dad?

The parents' reaction to this is wild and tells you everything you need to know.

Watching this bullshit Tim Spector programme on Channel 4 about ultra processed foods and it's making me want to kick his head in.

North Wales Live 31 Dec 2025 • • • Follow ... Sheep stuck on cliff rescued by mountain rescuers Image shows sheep stuck up a cliff. They have their faces covered by grey blobs.

Ok. So. They anonymised the sheep.

Two weird Victorian children with a decapitated snowman.

Back to work tomorrow.

Breathtaking, isn't it?

Had to report a child shouting "c**n" in a lesson today. A word that probably hasn't seen regular use since the 1970s.

You lucky cunts who don't have or work with kids have no idea how lucky you are you don't have to hear "6-7" every minute of the day. Genuinely feel like just disappearing and living off the grid.

I love a bit of knitting. But #gameofwool is almost completely joyless.

Bet they're dead chuffed about that in Gaza. They probably talk of little else.

Amateurs.

Gosh.

It's honestly such a gift.

He messaged me this morning to tell me someone had told him the term "working class" was ableist and he shouldn't be using it.

It sounds so shit. I can't stop laughing.

It honestly sounds hilarious.

My son is at this conference btw. I think because he still has some hope. He just rung me to rant about it.

Holger. Immediately want him to win.

Ok. It's chunky weight and a tank top. Even so.

How are they going to knit a fairisle in 12 hours? I've been knitting the same pair of socks for at least 5 years. #gameofwool

I, weirdly, can't wait.

It sounded like Charlie Brown's teacher was singing Siobhan Fahey's part in Stay. #strictly

nothing on Earth has moved faster today than the fingers of racists composing racist posts

The driver "managed to contact the control centre at Network Rail and get the train diverted onto the slow line", Calder says. "That was absolutely crucial because this train was scheduled to be travelling through Huntingdon station on the tracks with no platform at 125mph." "It didn't stop in the middle of nowhere, which would have been very difficult." Calder thinks this was handled in the "safest possible way" thanks to the "incredible professionalism from the driver and the police". Train drivers are trained on how to take appropriate action, he adds,

Next time someone tells you that train drivers "just push buttons" show them this from the BBC

We're now at "black people aren't British". Open sewer racism. Look forward to seeing him on QT again soon.

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Jump scare

Oooooo. Was it fun? I want to go to a Middle Class Illuminations again this year.