Abby Fudor

who are these?

You don’t know what she does when you’re away!

Republicans are in favor of having a gun to defend yourself from a tyrannical government unless you have a gun to defend yourself from a tyrannical government

Goosebumps’ R.L. Stine! (it was a specific line reading)

To clarify, I am in no way nor have I ever been “an actor.” I have technically been paid for doing acting-like things. But I am forever part of that family of clowns (he was impersonating a Jack Black character!) and guess what kid, your mom is big time school-smart ! #sendintheclowns #theycandomath

Perry: [flawlessly impersonates a character in this movie]
Me: “Oooooo that was GOOD. Someone’s gonna be an ACTOR.”
Perry: Heyyy wait; I thought you said I was smart!”

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My skin is smoking.

These are always fun posts to read 😅😒😅

THE NAME OF THE EPISODE ***ISN’T?????*** CODE BLACK? what on earth

Tonight Perry COULD NOT STOP writing things (spelled by us) on his teachers christmas card.

“I just love writing …it’s kinda my thing.” 😲🥹😍

Okay magnet school immediately doing its thing!!!! 🫰🫰🫰

(Perry’s public-magnet school focus is writing. Which my number-loving guy truly STRUGGLED with)

When Perry sometimes laments ugh, there’s hair all over [enter anything here] I usually grumble I KNOWWWW —PP hair loss top annoying PP thing. And he’s my sweetie so he goes “this is probably dad’s!” No honey …no.

did this mean a bad day??

Very not alone

I said “your mother is a floating torso” and I’d say it again

My brother and I used to just say “the bullet” to each other.

I KNOW you didn’t forget a WG Grinder breakfast sandwich over herr.

An email subject line Have an opinion about Downtown Pittsburgh ?

That sound you hear is 1 million yinzers knuckles cracking as they begin ESSAYS on their very intense opinions about downtown Pittsburgh.

Pretty sure I had more Tylenol during both my pregnancies than water and food combined. ✌️

YouTube video by mipuri I just don't think this is that great for me. Like, I can't take the pressure of it.

youtu.be/lPaDnG0_U6s?...

She is all of us now.

I …don’t think I knew movies came in “5 hours” (or longer???)

Let’s make them extremely minimal so they can look like they’d be stackable. But they aren’t.

Oh me too. I’m loop of comfort shows/movies … aaaand pretty much every new documentary. (Just binged the Biggest Loser one last night, so good, subj matter so bad)

Most streaming services have SOME sort of vice grip on me (good job, apps) and Netflix is they tend to consistently have the best documentaries which I devour like the middle aged white woman I am.

a clock with the numbers 549 on it Alt: the 108-minute countdown clock

This, but with needing to milk myself in some way.

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The intensity of WEEEEEEPING I witnessed in the theater at the start of Up feels like a very before/after moment for me in how I feel about Pixar? (just like, wow, you really would go to any lengths to HURT US!!!! 💔💔💔)

Lolllll. I remember nothing about that movie, just a steady stream of Liz bodily explosions

Years ago, like, dangerous things for you, adult humans?

Do you like it just visually ? Or do you like it …bc of what it communicates ? (i think im marketing -brain intrigued by this)

example? 🤔

*now is typo