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Andy Randall

@ahrkrak.bsky.social

I do linux and cloud native things at microsoft (azure). 20-year silicon valley veteran now mostly in berlin and seattle. “A delightful blend of concise tech jargon peppered with lyrical humor and unexpected punchlines.” - blueskyroast.com

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also das gegenteil von berlin halt

05.03.2026 08:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
General Henry Humphrey Evans Lloyd, 1720-1783

General Henry Humphrey Evans Lloyd, 1720-1783

Henry Lloyd again:

“The monarch, ignorant of their miseries, sits down in peace, enjoys his pleasures, regardless of the ultimate event, because it seldom affects his throne. He makes war or peace to gratify his own caprice, or that of a favourite.” - 1781

03.03.2026 13:45 — 👍 13    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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Working with btrfs and common troubleshooting Tips and tricks for solving issues related to btrfs on Flatcar.

flatcar actually recommends against btrfs
www.flatcar.org/docs/latest/...

28.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nice!

28.02.2026 16:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ohwow das wusste ich nicht. schnell, alles löschen...

24.02.2026 22:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

but that's not a conflict - the duty to the military profession also requires them to not obey an illegal order. Or rather, it shouldn't be in a functioning system... oh yeah.

24.02.2026 21:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

true… but still impressive that they got as far as they did with a single postgres server

20.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a close up of a cartoon sheep with the words baaaa on the bottom Alt: a close up of shaun the sheep with the words baaaa on the bottom
20.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How OpenAI is scaling the PostgreSQL database to 800 million users and what it means for your enterprise For enterprises deploying AI applications with similar read-heavy workloads and unpredictable traffic spikes, OpenAI's approach provides a tested alternative to distributed databases.

This is the kind of tech story we need to see more of: solid, proven open source solution scales to hundreds of millions of users without breaking a sweat. Boring is good.

💪 #PostgreSQL — or more specifically Azure PostgreSQL Flexible Server — FTW.

venturebeat.com/data/how-ope...

20.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' . Alt: a badly drawn person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .
20.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

even Charles I had a trial before execution

19.02.2026 12:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just count yourself lucky you weren’t murdered, mate.

19.02.2026 10:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cloud Native Rejekts Europe 2026 Sat, March 21, 2026

🚨 This is not a drill!!! 🚨

The tickets for Cloud Native Rejekts are available NOW! 😮

We can't wait to see you all in Amsterdam! 🇳🇱

pretix.eu/rejekts/reje...

16.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 10    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 3

Trillium sucked so bad tho. Right concept but today it would need companies to be legally compelled to open up closed ecosystems.

14.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why why why do normies insist on WhatsApp? When you suggest they use Signal, it’s like you proposed they try bestiality. Even when you get them to install it, a few months later they’ll have gotten a new phone and installed WA on it but no Signal.

14.02.2026 16:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Post an image you can hear

14.02.2026 02:25 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

mailbox.org

09.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh but that “log in with google” is a sweet sweet drug

09.02.2026 09:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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homer simpson and bart simpson are sitting at a table and bart says " i hate your ideas " Alt: homer simpson and bart simpson are sitting at a table and Homer says " i hate your ideas and wish to unsubscribe from your newsletter”

aggressively unsubscribing, moving off gmail to new mail server, feels like a digital enema. recommended.

09.02.2026 09:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Darkness

05.02.2026 10:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@michaelharriot.bsky.social is an amazing story teller. BHM isn’t dry or woke, it’s enthralling and humbling and always contains lessons for today.

04.02.2026 08:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ohno enshittification even hit REI - member rewards redemption period reduced from 21 months to 12.

03.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no need to brag, Noah

01.02.2026 08:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A Crucial memory package labeled 32GB kit, 2x16GB DDR4-2666 SODIMM

A Crucial memory package labeled 32GB kit, 2x16GB DDR4-2666 SODIMM

Found this in a box. We‘re gonna be rich!

31.01.2026 22:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

people acting surprised but what did you think they would be doing with the $75 billion congress gave them? if you give a mouse a cookie...

31.01.2026 11:05 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Cartoon still of Wile E Coyote next to a bomb that’s been lit, with his fingers in his ears

Cartoon still of Wile E Coyote next to a bomb that’s been lit, with his fingers in his ears

30.01.2026 08:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me and shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbor, who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race."
Karl Stojka, Auschwitz survivor

28.01.2026 03:24 — 👍 171    🔁 35    💬 2    📌 2

And pre twitter, facebook etc.

28.01.2026 23:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's been nearly 2 years since I wrote this (free to read) piece about Signal: why you want it, how it works, why it's better than most alternatives. I even included an example of how little information Signal can hand over if it gets a warrant for a phone number law enforcement already has

28.01.2026 15:30 — 👍 19    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 0