Theo Galison / METAL_PLAY

A screenshot of the game Ring Fit Adventure with a caption by Instagram user "metalplaytg" saying "I had to go look this up... Lettuce Milk is indeed a real thing. That sounds... interesting."

In a hilarious twist of irony, here I am almost three years later thinking about actually making a Lettuce Milk Smoothie.

Maybe it won't be as bad as it sounds...

Welp, everything's down for me also. I wonder if this means that I'll actually do nothing productive tonight...

(If you have a large and important service, you might not want to rely on one singular provider, regardless of how much redundancy they seem to have... just sayin')

Welp, YouTube's down for me also. I wonder if this means that I'll actually do something productive tonight...

You ever eat something that's supposed to be healthy (well, healthier) and wonder two things:

1.) Did I just eat cat food?

2.) Would I have been better off just eating cat food?

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a desk with the words dodged that bullet written above him . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a desk with the words dodged that bullet written above him .

Me when I see that my former employer's subreddit is full of people posting about how much worse their jobs are after some implementing major changes they announced literally days after I left:

Two episodes in and Digimon Beatbreak is still holding up well, in my opinion. I'm still being extremely cautious with my optimism. 😬

Screenshot gag where an old person uses ChatGPT to try to decipher internet slang.

I think I've officially earned my old person status now. 🤣

Microsoft is plugging more holes that let you use Windows 11 without an online account Microsoft is disabling the best local account workarounds

All the peeps on Threads who slammed me over wanting to use a local account are probably happy as a clam over this. 🤣

Whatever, Microsoft. Just don't take away my options to remove stuff I never use like OneDrive.

www.theverge.com/news/793579/...

I finally got around to seeing the first episode of Digimon Beatbreak. Very good. Even go as far as to say exceptionally good...

...I also thought the first episodes of Xros Wars Hunters and Ghost Game were also exceptionally good, only to be let down later on. I hope this doesn't go that way.

Absolutely! Just don't make the same mistake I did and spoil yourself on stuff that hasn't been covered in the anime yet!

Screenshot of the game "Kinda Hard Golf" where the player completed the hole in 177 attempts on a par of 32.

Saying that this game is "kinda hard" is like saying that water is "kinda wet" 🤣

Am I being petty for painting over my ex-employer's branding on their products that I own? 🤔

My results from playing Scrandle on the 2nd of October, 2025. The score ended up being a 9 out of 10, which is higher than the community average of 6.9 out of 10.

Sometimes you're just a little less than perfect, and that's okay. 😌

I love how I go into every Steam sale thinking "I have enough, no more this time!" and end up settling for "Hey, let's stay out of triple-digits this time!"

I went down the rabbit hole on this one. The whole section of the code (Tex. Admin. Code § 3.330) is wild on what they declare to be taxable and not taxable. 😵‍💫

A poorly-aged teaser announcing the return of the Subdermal Gazette website in October 2024.

You ever have the urge to tease/announce something but also don't want to out of concern that something could come up to cause a delay?

...Not that it's ever happened to me before. 😅

3b.) Sorry ChatGPTilly, I'm not giving that information out in the public comments stream, but thank you for your initiative and hustle! 🤣

Discover giving an error with "We're sorry. Your request cannot be completed at this time. We sincerely apologize for this inconvenience and are working to resolve this issue soon."

A Discover rep replying to my Instagram post with "We are happy to review your online account information to see what may be happening. To direct you to the correct team for assistance, what type of account do you have with us, i.e., credit card, personal loan, student loan, bank account? *Tilly"

1.) This is not a "me" problem, this is common lately as per /r/discover

2.) It's a website problem, I dunno what the fresh hell my account type has to do with it.

3a.) I've never heard of an support team reach out in comments, usually it's like "let's DM and I can help you."

A box of Terro Liquid Ant Baits

"...so, spread the love to them today!"

Had to stop on cleaning / renovation work due to soreness, so I've been working on updating other social stuff this evening. I got the Linktree updated, and now I'm working on updating my MyAnimeList profile.

There's so much that I have to add or mark as complete/dropped.

I'm giving _that place_ a really small return "trial" to see if it's viable for having an extra place to get more friends and post content again. So far, I'm not super optimistic about it. 😬

So, if you see me there, that's really me. Don't worry, I'm still giving priority to here and Threads.

Oh snap! I have this game floating around somewhere! I remember that it wasn't terrible, but it didn't meet the pretty high bar that "Bass Masters Classic" set.

Damn, I wanna play it now...

Most of my pitfalls with Wordle come from my dumb ass forgetting that multiple letters in a word are a thing. 😂

a man in a suit and tie sits in front of a sign that says michael scott on it Alt: Michael Scott (a character from the 2000s TV show "The Office") says "Mmmmm... nope, don't like that!"

I didn't even know such a thing was possible, and that's because it's a thing that absolutely should not allowed to be possible. 😱

To the person at the store that thought it would be funny to put small and extra-small clothes on the hangers labelled "extra-large", I applaud you but also SCREW YOU. 🤣

Today I have to install Windows 11 for the first time in several years.

Of course, I didn't forget to print off a "strategy guide" telling me how to do things that I shouldn't have to use a guide to do, such as setting up a local account or stopping it from encrypting my stuff without my consent. 🥲

You ever accidentally burn out your power drill when trying to do dishes?
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...No? That only happens to me? 😅

A picture of a Great Value Pumpkin Waffles scented candle.

Yesterday Me: *complains about everything being pumpkin spiced*

Today Me:

Dunno who has to hear this, but PLEASE do not jog in the middle of heavily-travelled roads, and if you ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO, make sure you're wearing reflective gear (or at least not all dark clothing) if you're jogging during the night.

Random thought of the day: Virtual Boy on NSO means that there's a slightly higher (but still near zero) chance that we'll see the Phillips CDi on there someday.

For real though, where's the Sega Saturn? I would pay for an Expansion Pak's Expansion Pak for Saturn games on NSO. OR MAYBE DREAMCAST.