Cassie The Venomous

'The Black Parade' 🖤 19 years later, I fell in love with TBP once more thanks to the incredible "Long Live The Black Parade" tour. Watching its narrative expand and breathe life anew made me feel like this street-teaming 2006 teenager all over again. May the things you love become immortal. Xo

Being a captive–… I mean “participant” in the Ministry Of Complimentary Reconditioning program is great, Draagoshkas! I mean it… ⁽ˢᵉⁿᵈ ʰᵉˡᵖ ʷᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ˢᵗᵘᶜᵏ⁾

Recession Indicator: I'm bleaching my own hair while waiting for MCR to play 'The Black Parade' live.

Gerard said it onstage multiple times during the original Black Parade tour!

My theory on Gerard’s referencing France during the show/the possible Marianne connection: Before the presumed war, DRAAG was a chunk of Europe. In the original lore, The Black Parade was Italian, afterall! Referring to DRAAG as France flies in the face of the dictatorship, as it reclaims the land!

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT B STAGE WOULD HAVE ACTORS ON IT! Y’ALL

I may be 2,000 miles away, but I’m at the MCR tour kickoff in Seattle in my heart. “A dagger, a dagger/Please fetch me a dagger” 🖤🗡️💀

two men are standing next to each other with the words be excellent to each other ALT: two men are standing next to each other with the words be excellent to each other

MCR tour starts today, and I feel these immortal words from Bill & Ted—also often shared by members of the band—need reiterating: “BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER!” Remember: We are all in this because we love the same music. Have a blast, and be kind! Long Live The Black Parade 🖤💀

Alarm set for 12 a.m. EST, labeled “Did MCR do something?” followed by a second alarm set for 3 a.m. (midnight pacific time for easterners ) labeled “Did MCR do something? 2”

It begins…

There’s a tiny Andrew W.K. who lives in my throat and makes me say “party” instead of “okay” or “got it.”

I need someone to drag a pipe-cleaner through my sinuses. Like, Flonase is not enough, I need a trans-orbital labotomy.

To Chris, the stranger who helped me pay for my cough syrup and cleaning supplies today: Thank you for restoring a tiny piece of faith my in humanity. Your kindness is more appreciated than you could possibly imagine.

‘The Bear’ is a series primarily focused on Jeremy Allen White sonically edging you with the intro to Refused’s “New Noise.”

Ville Valo walked so booktok thirst-trap guys could run

My orientation? Horizontal. I just want to lie down 😖

Me: *approaches man waiting outside pharmacy* Are you in line?
Man: “Well, they’re ‘closed’”
Me: *remembering* “Oh, yeah. It’s their lunch break.”
Man: *proceeds to complain*
Me: 😊 *walks away*

Value worker’s rights or gtfo

My MCR “Long Live”-inspired beaded bracelet just got a tiny restock on my Etsy! 💀⚜️💀 poisonandfire.etsy.com/listing/4311...

You live in “reality,” I am listening to my favorite album and imagining I’m traversing the singer’s sinuses a-la-The Magic School Bus. We are not the same.

That Revenge 2025 mix has me feeling like I’m get slapped around in Gerard Way’s glottis in the best way possible.

Update! Got the mask! There was a greeter at the door, and I simply asked them for one. No purchase necessary! #MCR #HotTopic

Meanwhile, I will be rolling up like

I’m guessing it’s limited, but I’ll ask!

Shit! They didn’t mention it was with purchase! I hope there isn’t a minimum because I’m going to have to find the cheapest thing in the store lol

Note: My store said they would be “handing them out between 4 and 6.” Personally, I will be showing up at 4.

Calling my local Hot Topic just like I did when I was 15 in 2005 to see if they’ll have The #MCR Thing just gave me the will to live.

I’ve simply grown weary of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane

Viva La Black Parade!!

Happy Gerard to those who celebrate

My favorite part of My Chemical Romance video diary ‘Life On The Murder Scene’ is the significant portion dedicated to: “These guys—and I cannot stress this enough—fucking REEK!”

“The Love Witch”-inspired makeup. What should I do next?