Kim Rhodes

RIGHT?!!!

He seems like the type who would slap a lot. And screech. So much screeching in that…. and I use this term loosely…. “fight”.

He’d also scream the word “no” over and over.

They’re very good at cheering up. They really are.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT I DONT ENCOURAGE SHENANIGANS.

YOU ALL NEED TO GO TO YOUR ROOMS AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOUVE DONE. This bass humor is beneath you.

If someone says, “I want Rapture!” we have three categories of response in the West.
- Christian fundamentalist
- Blondie fan
- Spicy book lover

I think all three should be allowed to have exactly what they want.

And now we only eat guitars!

HAPPY RAPTURE, EVERYONE!

Wait. What?!!

Love you. For all the reasons.

I am wondering if that’s the devious subtext. “See? Women can’t even be in charge of pregnancies they WANT.”

What did you just unlock in my withered and ancient soul?

Sagebrush and desert mountain rocks line a gravel and dirt road. A vacuum cleaner sits on a tattered piece of cardboard.

Was it abandoned or did it escape to follow its big dreams? Either way, I love where I live.

Nobody could mix a cocktail like that guy.

I love you! Take care of you, my dear. Always.

Greg the Bunny.

Shoutout to all the NFL people posting on Bluesky. All you mfers posting clips and graphs and telling us about groin injuries are doing the work of kings.

We all wore pink to support breast cancer. Misha’s pink option didn’t work out, so being the good sport he is, he opted for this. The money raised is going directly to charity. All of it.

Should this exact case ever happen again, I shall remember it’s my turn to donate wardrobe items.

Thank! I had them botoxed for a while. Now I like em too.

(Sorry. Sarcastic tone heavily implied, to clarify.)

It’s fine! The rich people are still rich!

Well, yes. Absolutely. But I was trying to figure out what MIGHT have happened that he could spin this way.

THAT makes sense. He said, “Can I trust you,” not “Are you trustworthy.”

Japanese stage play of Dracula the Musical with an all female caste

Your social circle sapphic needs to be informed of this

This is not fine.

Yes.

Hi. Yes, the world is in flames. This is your reminder not to preheat your air fryer with the liner in the basket or those flames are gonna be literal.

Burn it. With fire.

So much.

Okay, you see that little mini? They found him to keep Lucas, the remaining donkey, company. When I tell you the hatred! 😆😆😆I went in to film with the donkey and I thought the mini was gonna unalive me. Lukas didn’t even blink and… the DRAMA!

Anyway. I’m fine. You’ll meet Bobby soon.