John Colucci

I’m trying to be more active here…lol

The #RHOSLC women losing their minds about being recorded by Britani (which sure isn’t appropriate to do?) but then also are literally being recorded by multiple GoPro’s and a production crew?! Canon.

Ok I’ll bite…what’s a “wicked”

John Colucci on LinkedIn: I've got a rare hot take for LinkedIn today: I love the Jaguar rebrand… I've got a rare hot take for LinkedIn today: I love the Jaguar rebrand. No, really! To me, all car logos and ads are basically the same. 💤 This feels very…

I posted a hot take on LinkedIn about JaGUar I promise not trying to be a LinkedIn business bro www.linkedin.com/posts/johnco...

Come along to the Nada Yada Island reunion: www.instagram.com/p/DCqN5WKRES...

Well that doesn’t belong there…

Wellllll hello! I have not been on this thing in MONTHS and guess it's time to get back at it.

I am shaking. Physically shaking over the RHOSLC finale.

…And thankful for those who have stayed with me and are part of my intimate circle of people who keep me up and I them. 2024, I hope, will be an ICONIC year.

And most importantly, a new love for "me" - since in about 5 months, I will cross into my 40s. So I'm choosing to not deep-dive into the wrongs or bad parts of 2023; I'm looking FORWARD…

This photo, when scrolling through my history of the year, previously unreleased, hits the note perfectly. But I am choosing to now, look forward, and look to positive things that will come and I am manifesting: a new career; new relationships, new experiences (even if scary!); new destinations…

I've seen a lot of 2023 recap photos and dumps today on multiple platforms and went back and forth about doing one. Why? I had a ROUGH year. A weird year. Many good things happened, sure. But so did many bad things; that made 2008, 2009 and 2020 look like cakewalks (for me, at least)…

I think this this is an automated type of ad that deposited that city name randomly and I don’t think this photo was taken in Newark (probably a generic Marriott location), I mean she is living her best life and I’d have a drink with her, but probably somewhere a little more tropical, if I could

When I think of places, I want to take a vacation to unwind, I think… Puerto Vallarta, Australia, Miami even, but the ~algorithm~ has a better suggestion ☠️

Both may open portals to chaos

An empty middle seat on one of the busiest travel days of the year is somewhat equivalent to a first class upgrade tbh

It did. It for sure was heavily produced.

Is anyone watching “Big Brother Reindeer Games?” I have many thoughts but noticed something…I don’t think they’re actually “living” in the house. I wonder if they filmed it over 1-2 days and they’re just at a local LA hotel…🤔

Hiiiiii

also happy spotify unwrapped day to those of us who are too deeply invested in the apple music platform and its "replay" is not nearly as good as spotify so, not worth sharing 🤷🏻‍♂️

lisa barlow superimposed on a stock image of a spotify unwrapped image

my spotify unwrapped

Everybody Knows Flo From Progressive. Who Is Stephanie Courtney? A polo shirt, a white apron and a retro hairdo changed an actor’s life forever.

I loved reading this @newyorktimes.bsky.social profile of Stephanie Courtney, who to me will always first be Juna's publicist, Carolina, from "The Comeback," but this goes into depth about her life as "Flo from Progressive" and the marketing behind it all. Fun read.

www.nytimes.com/2023/11/25/m...

Revisiting my Twitter Life Vol. 1: "Can't be hateful, gotta be grateful." A thread about Nicole Westbrook's hit bop, "It's Thanksgiving." It's a little bit creepy, fascinating and delightful all at the same time.

🎶CAN’T BE HATEFUL,
GOTTA BE GRATEFUL 🎶

Read more: open.substack.com/pub/johncolu...

See a silly TikTok: www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRvPbJVj/

Happy with who won but either guy would’ve had my vote.

Am I the only person who has Hulu live and noticed that CBS is blacked out tonight for the Big Brother finale?!

Daddy

Hi cutie omg

The best bromance / showmance in Big Brother history right now to me is Matt and Jag 😍

❤️❤️

…yet technically they advise people not sleep on it for 24 hours so it can “expand” so… ?!