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@chadthegreat.bsky.social

#HTown #PVU Your friendly neighborhood shit talker Alowicious Salamander

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@visionpoet.bsky.social the "pee pee" narrative is a really good touch on the stories.

04.08.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There's a winter storm headed for southeast Texas. Be safe and take precautions

20.01.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Sunday folks

20.01.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Laugh is you wanna, this man had a plan.

12.01.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I miss when it was actually cold on NYE

31.12.2024 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it too early to start drinking?...I didn't think so. Drink and be Merry!

25.12.2024 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right!! It's so helpful on so many levels.

20.12.2024 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im ready for the holidays to be over. Christmas don't Christmas the same when you grown and have bills.

16.12.2024 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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December 15, 2012, the proudest day of my life #PVUGrad #MadeInAltaVista

15.12.2024 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a life goal for me

15.12.2024 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

STING!! 🐝

15.12.2024 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew Tony Buzbee was a hoe ever since he ran for Mayor in the H. Smh

14.12.2024 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This woman said her friend drove her 5 hrs from Rochester to Manhattan and just left her there. AND she autistic. AND her own daddy said he don't remember driving to pick her up. AND them boys from Good Charlotte said she lying. I smelled bs from the jump. And mfs just believe any old thing.

14.12.2024 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aint no boosters this holiday season? Yall slippin

11.12.2024 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Up watching Jamie Foxx new stand up. I see why he's nominated for an Oscar. It's more of a one man show than a special.

10.12.2024 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's a W frfr

10.12.2024 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I work in insurance and I absolutely agree. I know in life insurance you can get a return of premium, but not in auto.

07.12.2024 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Real question. Who started the "Imma put this bottle of likka on my head" trend?

07.12.2024 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@visionpoet.bsky.social how can a young man get his story on Trashterpiece theater. Like Biggie said, I gotta story to tell.

02.12.2024 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love being on auntie/ uncle social media. Millennial Black folks are literally the dope ass aunties and uncles we had in the 90s. I love it here!!!

30.11.2024 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im due for a shroom trip. Prolly on Black Friday. Time to see the universe.

27.11.2024 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I wanna smoke one of my cigars this evening

27.11.2024 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I seen a chick twerk to Beethoven. This is accurate

26.11.2024 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Touche' my nigga, Touche'

26.11.2024 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This blonde fro is every. fucking. thing!! πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ

26.11.2024 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Meh, i think he has limited range if we being real.

26.11.2024 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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26.11.2024 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Zro and Cee Lo gotta song together?! Night = Made

26.11.2024 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Whats wrong with Uncle Charla?

26.11.2024 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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