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Bate Against the Machine

@pumpkinfish.bsky.social

36. He/They. Gaymer. Tarot. Horror. Anime. Coffee. K-pop. Commander. Sleepy. Married.

1,091 Followers  |  1,640 Following  |  1,258 Posts  |  Joined: 13.08.2023  |  2.1167

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When there are moments where you just cannot, go hide in the bathroom

15.02.2026 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Can I hold it with my hole?

12.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pack us a bowl while I ride it

12.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Took a fantastic nude this morning

11.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯΅

11.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi(gh) 🫰🏼

10.02.2026 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rewatching Pitch Perfect and pausing because woof some of this writing is questionable…

10.02.2026 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sucking dick while a guy is playing games and not paying much attention to me is like my favourite thing ever

08.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 443    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6

Ayyyy

08.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not me being early for once to a dentist appointment and they are the ones late!

05.02.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can say that again!

05.02.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think about this show so much. I need to watch again!

05.02.2026 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mystery and usually a female protagonist

04.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I love them…πŸ₯° muppets where a big part growing up for me πŸ™ƒ

04.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Keep in mind this is after a lot of correction.

04.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely legible, but the cursive is a choice πŸ˜‚ I’ve seen worse from my elementary students. I’ll post a sample when I get to my classroom.

04.02.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t have to tell me twice

04.02.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You ever just go back and read your old live journal?

My first post was back in 2004 *gag*

04.02.2026 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My life

04.02.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have I ever said how cute you are?

You’re like really cute.

04.02.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Now I must check mine

04.02.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love playing hide the cucumber πŸ₯΅

04.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That boof smile!!

04.02.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€πŸ₯΅

03.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just want to taste all of you πŸ₯Ή

03.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love the warden sisters!

03.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is now 4:42. He just showed to tell me he is going to have to order one because they have no more in stock and they’ll have to reschedule 🀑

03.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The plot thickens. He went and bought a new unit, turned out to be the wrong kind. Left and got a new one. Just came back and found upon opening it that it was faulty in the box 😩😀

02.02.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

No complaints here either

02.02.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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