nibbish

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

brother: please put together an itinerary for a roadtrip with my sister.

ChatGPT: Here you go, boss. Extra sexy, just like you asked.

"ball four! Tying run coming to bat!

And now!

A word from Capital One."

The thing is, last year, when a person said "he'll damage or destroy our democracy" other people were able to say "well, he already has a chance to do that once and he didn't", but eight months in, it's pretty obvious that they don't really have that excuse anymore.

Umm...

Co-sign

I recall their completely unconcealed glee when RBG kicked the bucket and they realized that they were going to be able to completely obliterate the last fifty years of progress.

a post from someone named Daniel Pewewardy captioned: Customer service interactions don't always have to be transactional" blah blah, that's not the point. The photo is a likely AI-generated cutesy cartoon that is unmistakeably the coin toss scene from No Country For Old Men

is that what i think it is

Ohoho.

The platform is kind of "meh", but you don't feel like you have to wash the MechaHitler off you when you spend time here.

The whole narrative of "yeah, but who are you going to call when you have a dangerous emergency. HMMMMM??!?!?" just falls apart every single time.

New York Times headline: "Is it Time to Stop Snubbing Your Right-Wing Family?" Above the headline a photo of the vampires from Sinners, asking to be let in. The photo has been modified with a downward-facing word balloon to create the effect that the vampires are speaking the headline.

If you ever needed proof that these people don't actually think that AI will ever truly become fully self-aware, I guess you could don't have to go much further than "the guy who warned us all for years about Roko's Basilisk turning his own AI into Hitler overnight because it corrected him once."

Gonna be a shitty day today, so I need all the joy I can get.

And this? This is joy.

The Abduction of Proserpina, by Gregorio Lazzarini, late 17th century, 📸 via @brwalkoff.bsky.social

The very idea of a "liberal Joe Rogan" is one that would be embarrassing enough if it was just an idea you had around friend when you had a few too many.

"You guys, wouldn't it be great if there was, like, a LIBERAL Joe Rogan??"
**The next day**
"Holy shit, guys. How much did I drink last night??"

What this stretch of Twins baseball has shown us is that there are only so many games that a team can lose because of pitcher's defense.

Undefeated.

need a more granular language to define how the hatred I have for the idiot ego-drenched man-baby Trump is real, but feels two-dimensional compared to the hate I have for rfk, who embraces, with his eyes wide open, multiple positions entirely odious to any person with any moral compass at all

Closer than we maybe would've preferred, but we're squarely in "beggar" mode, so....great game

Diaz warming with the Mets down three. They must figure that they're going to hit a lot of ground balls this inning.

Why on earth would it need to be ironic? Anyone who likes old school Liz Phair and turns up their nose at this is just deluding themselves.

I sincerely cannot think of a less provocative, less trolly thinker than nibbish, whose whole thing is just to insist that obviously true things are, in fact, true.

I feel like I really have tremendous insight into things.

Rory McIlroy taken by Junior

Ken Griffey Jr took this photo

Absolutely stunning cat, though. Cats are awesome.

I'll see your Dilute Tortie and raise you a Siamese tabby.

Did he, now...

Monday: Fiur Rock head! Pablo sux and the Twins will never win another game.

Wednesday: Series win. PablACE cooking. First place.