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Sex is cool and all, but have you heard of Half-Life?

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You can do it!! It takes a long time but you totally got this

22.02.2026 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You sound like Marvel

20.02.2026 08:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*slowly raises hand*

19.02.2026 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its so ridiculous I misread the account as The Onion. Just couldn't believe it was real

18.02.2026 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree, this is an incredible present

18.02.2026 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just wait for everything to collapse, they'll need to get rid of all the stock somehow

17.02.2026 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New years hit and now its everything she loves

14.02.2026 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His face looks like its made of wood

14.02.2026 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And Irish lol, he doesnt seem to know what hes talking about

13.02.2026 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As an incredibly white women, I can confidently say white food culture is awful and terrible and my food is only good because I took advice and ideas from literally anyone else. I for one am happy to see it go

13.02.2026 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In Canada there are options for the people in your situation. Maybe they exist there too?
Ask friends and family for help, maybe they know something and you won't need to just sit by hoping someone changes their mind. Youre not stupid, just unlucky. So you got this!

12.02.2026 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AI-Gen is dying, repost to make it die faster :)

11.02.2026 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2758    ๐Ÿ” 1710    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Bread is amazing though

06.02.2026 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My copy of Fuck Yeah Videogames is in pretty rough condition, the temptation to get a new one has been growing everyday, but after the last debacle with unbound I'm nervous to buy anything else online lol

05.02.2026 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Surely those models are all over SFM by now

05.02.2026 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Poker Night at the Inventory coming to PS4/Switch/Steam on March 5th www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoXK...

04.02.2026 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 724    ๐Ÿ” 237    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 104

Kinda love the Taco Bell picture. Very you in all the best ways

02.02.2026 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Full body sweater

02.02.2026 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am far too comfy to translate that

29.01.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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drew an ice agent crying and pissing himself to feel something

25.01.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4444    ๐Ÿ” 946    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

You are the lesson

24.01.2026 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cars soundtrack is pretty great honestly

22.01.2026 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know what that means. Time to move to TeamSpeak

18.01.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.

disgusting.

16.01.2026 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12071    ๐Ÿ” 2340    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 167    ๐Ÿ“Œ 126

I cant believe Jamie Paige is fucking dead

11.01.2026 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is purely out of curiosity. NOTHING ELSE

06.01.2026 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She got so fucked up she hit the "out of stamina" animation

02.01.2026 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you seen the state of Half-Life fans?

02.01.2026 08:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hadn't noticed

01.01.2026 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking literally. Everyone is just as dissociated as me!!

26.12.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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